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Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Review Lara Croft and The Guardian of Light - Lisa Reviews! Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Review Lord Commander Vane Freaks Out! Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Movie Review Spec Ops: The Line - More than just "That Game in the Sand"? Machete Movie Trailer! Mafia II: Angry Interview The Expendables Movie Review Monday Night Combat Review Fallout: New Vegas - So whats new? "The Other Guys Movie Review"
  • Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Review
  • Lara Croft and Guardian of Light Review
  • Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Review
  • The D&D Freakout
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Review
  • Spec Ops: The Line – Is it More than just “That Game in the Sand”?
  • Mafia II Angry Interview
  • The Expendables Review
  • Monday Night Combat Review
  • Fallout: New Vegas – More of the same. Good or bad?
  • The Other Guys Review

Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Review

Why havent you bought this game yet?!?!


Short Version: Dead Rising 2: Case Zero packs amazing value for only $5! The same great gameplay from the original is back with even more unique weapons to carve up zombies with. Only now our actions feel like they have purpose as Chuck’s motivation is to keep his daughter alive rather than snap pictures like ol’ Frank West. Chuck Rules! After this little fun addictive prequel story I am pumped as hell for the full game!
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Posted 01 Sep 2010 | Game Reviews, Video Reel | 54 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    01 Sep 10 at 9:51pm

    Sorry to be so frank, but your being a moron. Which is exactly the reason why I made this video.
    #1. Your not being FORCED to do anything.
    #2. There is a TRIAL for this DLC, so THATS the demo thats for Free G*D Damnit IDIOTS!
    #3. What the FUCK is "so-called DLC for a game thats not even out"? IT ...

Lara Croft and Guardian of Light Review

Lara ditches the Tomb Raider name and gains a co-op buddy!


Short Version: You may be skeptical of Lara Croft & the Guardian of Light at first, since Crystal Dynamics took the classic style of “Tomb Raider” game and flipped it on its side – but fear not! This reboot is a good thing. The control scheme is easy and natural, the puzzles keep your attention, and it’s especially fun to play with a friend cooperatively. The sexy Lara Croft shines in her much-needed video game makeover!
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Posted 28 Aug 2010 | Game Reviews, Video Reel | 99 Comments
  1. Warbec
    Warbec says
    28 Aug 10 at 7:49pm

    How fun would it be to see Lisa in the "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" part in the end? =D
    Who's with me? xD...

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Review

Reality Aint Pretty, and apparently its not Fun Either.


Short Version: Its amazing how little effort went into this sequel to the notorious and mediocre Kane & Lynch: Dead Men. A unique visual style cannot mask a boring, aimless, and insultingly short story (4-5 hours) that has one of the worst endings in recent memory. The best part of the game is still the fragile alliance multiplayer mode but even that is just a carry over from the original game back in 2007. This game is just plain Lazy and doesn’t care in the slightest to offer anything new or even interesting.
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Posted 26 Aug 2010 | Game Reviews, Video Reel | 90 Comments
  1. Baker
    Baker says
    26 Aug 10 at 6:45am

    Waw.. Xbox magazine gave this game actually a 90?
    This sounds a bit weird to say but sometimes I have the feeling Joe is the only sane reviewer left on the ffing planet.

    The game is so bland and shallow, the story has no depth (if you can call it a story) and the weapons just downright piss me o...

The D&D Freakout

WE WERE FIGHTING LIKE MEN!

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Posted 22 Aug 2010 | AJ Exclusives, News, Video Reel | 52 Comments
  1. Viktormon says
    22 Aug 10 at 5:28pm

    Nice choice of music, Joe!

    I'm really happy you chose me as the animator for this project, and judging by the comments so far, I'd say we did a pretty damn good job!...

Spec Ops: The Line – Is it More than just “That Game in the Sand”?

What else will the game offer for military shooter fans?


Angry Joe asks Cory Davis a few questions regarding the upcoming Spec Ops military shooter. What else will it provide other than the unique sand mechanic? Read on…

Posted 22 Aug 2010 | News, Video Reel | 13 Comments
  1. Kimarous says
    22 Aug 10 at 4:36pm

    Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by SAND! It's everywhere! Get used to it!

    ...wonder how many of you will get the reference....

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World Review

The 8th Ex Boyfriend got unfairly cut from the film!


Scott Pilgrim is an amazing film that any self respecting geek, nerd or video game lover should go out and see immediately. It has interesting well developed characters, an amazing visual flair, funny jokes, and 7 of the best action scenes I’ve seen outside of a kung fu flick! With the exception of the first few minutes and some missteps this is a near flawless adaption of an original story.
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Posted 20 Aug 2010 | Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 108 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    21 Aug 10 at 12:20am

    "Fake" Fans? Who do you think you are?
    If you want to go down that path I can do that, the whole existance of this movie makes it a "fake" product seeing as how the original source was a complete graphic novel (possibly always intended to be a movie). The fact that its converted to a movie means th...

Machete! More Bad-Ass than Expendables?

Machete Gets the Ladies!

Machete Gets the Ladies!


Earlier today I asked my Social Legion (Twitter & Facebook) what movie they were most looking forward to next! I was surprised and disappointed at how many of you missed this over-the-top action-exploitation film by the great Robert Rodriquez! For those that don’t know prepare to be hacked into piece by Machete! Read on…

Posted 20 Aug 2010 | News | 65 Comments
  1. ArcGunner
    ArcGunner says
    20 Aug 10 at 11:17am

    As much as this looks FRIGGIN AWESOME!!!! I especially want to see Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini top and dual Shotguns WOOHOOO!! But honestly, that's the way there gonna set this up? with the Arizona law enforcement? So a group of people try to enforce federal law and now there the bad guys? Thats ...

Mafia II Angry Interview

Angry Joe sends his Regards.

Angry Joe asks a few questions about the upcoming Mafia II, the much improved sequel continues with a more story driven-style following Vito Scaletta as he rises through the ranks to become a made man.
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Posted 15 Aug 2010 | News, Video Reel | 49 Comments
  1. Tony
    Tony says
    16 Aug 10 at 2:57am

    i actually liked how brutally honest this guy was. really you get so many game designers trying to be charming and promise you all of this stuff or try to use pretty words to veil what they really mean, but this guy wasn't full of promises where you didn't know exactly what you were getting and he w...

The Expendables Review

Too much Bad Ass on one Team!

For a film that could have gotten so many things wrong The Expendables Delivers on its promise! An action spectacle with a star studded cast of the past and present doing what they do best. While it can’t live up to the films of the golden age of action (80s), it still delivers in all the ways that ultimately count.
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Posted 14 Aug 2010 | Movie Reviews, News, Video Reel | 99 Comments
  1. NH
    nh09 says
    15 Aug 10 at 3:39am

    Finally!!! a reviewer that doesn´t bash this movie!!
    Should´ve known only Joe knows what the true essence of badass is.

    Even if this movie was about disney land I still would want to see it.

    Thanks Joe for this awesome, honnest review!...

Monday Night Combat Review

It'sa ME Marioooo....I mean...Flario!


Short Version: Monday Night Combat is one of the Best Summer of Arcade Games for 2010, the strategy elements alone make this title more addicting than your standard shooters. Unfortunately its light on game modes and could use a more substantial tutorial, but whats here is detailed and well balanced, an excellent first effort that only needs a few more additions.
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Posted 12 Aug 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 62 Comments
  1. James Roseman
    FightThePower says
    15 Aug 10 at 6:10pm

    This game is definitly worth the money. It deserves more of a Nine than a Seven. I mean. once you get the hang of it, its amazing!!...

Phelous Reviews: Pulse 3 w/ Computer Ghost Joe!


*MUST WRAP THIS BAD ASS INTERNET VIDEO IN RED TEXT INTERNET TAPE**OTHERWISE COMPUTER GHOSTS LEAD BY ANGRY JOE WILL ATTACK US ALL! ENJOY!*

For more Phelous videos You MUST check out the official
Phelous Website right here! Love this guys videos and his effects are light years better than my own!

Posted 12 Aug 2010 | AJ Exclusives, News, Specials, TGWTG Collaborations | 11 Comments
  1. Jacob Rampey
    Jacob Rampey says
    13 Aug 10 at 3:41pm

    As stated below, if it’s criticism that contributes nothing, just the fact you hate the guy. Keep it to yourself....

Fallout: New Vegas – More of the same. Good or bad?


From my play time with Fallout: New Vegas at E3 2010 I came away from the experience a bit underwhelmed. I suppose I expected too much, some really new and interesting additions that would excite my desire to roam the wastelands once again. Instead what we get is a few small improvements and tweaks to the gameplay that we enjoyed. They are playing it safe, or being lazy – I cant figure out which yet. Read on…

Posted 11 Aug 2010 | News, Video Reel | 95 Comments
  1. Leventa
    Leventa says
    11 Aug 10 at 4:08pm

    While New Vegas doesn't offer anything as Earth shattering as a dune buggy (which is something beind done in RAGE anyways, another Post Apocalyptic title being published by Bethesda), it offers a wide range of seemingly minor tweaks that, when combined, will make this game far better than its predec...

Monday Night Combat the best Summer of Arcade Game?


Monday Night Combat might have what it takes to be the best of this years Summer of Arcade on Xbox Live. I’m not sure why but I was initially ignoring all the media on this game for some odd reason. I was totally wrong to do so! Read on…

Posted 08 Aug 2010 | Gaming News, News | 40 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    08 Aug 10 at 7:33am

    The Support Class Kinda looks like me only pudgy, lol.

    I'd say the Gunner or Assault class is more my style, but id like to play around with the Support for his marioness factor....

The Other Guys Review

THESE GUYS are much funnier than THOSE GUYS, The OTHER GUYS!

The Other Guys is wasted potential for an otherwise interesting team up of Mark Walberg & Will Ferrell. Its one of those films where most of the funny jokes are given away in the trailer.
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Posted 07 Aug 2010 | Movie Reviews, News, Video Reel | 55 Comments
  1. Travis McCollum
    Travis McCollum says
    08 Aug 10 at 4:27am

    As a film critic myself I actually found this one very frustrating to review.

    On one hand it does have some really funny parts. Mark Wahlberg is a good straight man and plays well off of Farrel's craziness. The whole Lion/Tuna scene was quite funny, the "AMERICA!!" scene was hilarious, the jumpe...

Beautiful Shogun 2 In-Game Trailer!

The Takeda clan organize their forces for a siege.


You remember how both Myself and Spoony would not shut-up about the next game in the Total War Series, Shogun 2: Total War?! What we saw behind closed doors looked and sounded amazing, it was a return to the visceral hand to hand combat the series works best in. Well now finally you get to see some of it for yourself! Check it out! Read on…

Posted 06 Aug 2010 | News | 38 Comments
  1. Chuck_Finley
    Chuck_Finley says
    06 Aug 10 at 8:10pm

    It's good to see Angry Joe is the man when it comes to Shogun 2. The big sites have gotten less coverage than Joe, and when they do talk about it, it's straight off the back of the box information....

The New Website Launches!

Please excuse my Mess!

The 4th Edition of the Website Launched Early Morning August 5th, 2010! This design is a culmination of over 6 months of hard work, with features such as…. Read on…

Posted 05 Aug 2010 | News | 59 Comments
  1. Angry Joe says
    05 Aug 10 at 8:07am

    Will do! I'll highlight it. It does highlight after you click within it, but your right it needs to stand out more!...

Lord of the Rings: War In The North Angry Interview

Ryan, head of Snowblind Studios Dwarfs even the Mighty Tree Ents!

Angry Joe gets new details from the Founder of Snowblind Studios Ryan Geithman regarding their new upcoming RPG LOTR: War in the North! Finally an RPG that’s fully cooperative through the entire single player campaign with 3 or more players! Read on…

Posted 05 Aug 2010 | Angry Interviews, News, Video Reel | 34 Comments
  1. Ianuarius
    Ianuarius says
    05 Aug 10 at 8:05am

    Welll.... LotR can't be too out there. I think LotRo is ruined, because it's too colorful and there's so much stuff and spells and... ugh...

    How many spells are used in Lord of the Rings... you know the book? Gandalf uses some intimidation spell in Bagend, then he lights some firewood at the moun...

Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Review


Short Version: The most important lesson I learned from Starcraft II – more of the same only BETTER in every way possible can make for an absolute Masterpiece! The list of improvements are extensive: Extremely high production values, massive amounts of interesting well voiced In-game cinematics, Engaging Singleplayer missions with interesting objectives, a near limitless Map Editor, and a full compliment of Online Multiplayer features including built in league and ladders, Blizzard delivered the Best RTS I have ever played in exchange for the 10 year wait from the original!
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Posted 31 Jul 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 193 Comments
  1. Brakiri
    Brakiri says
    03 Aug 10 at 8:14pm

    I think Joe is overreacting a bit.
    SC2 is a good game, but its not great. Its the same old game, which is very well presented and has lot of polish.

    If you liked SC1, then you will love SC2. If you expected something a little more "different", "new" or "innovative", then you will be disappointed...

Inception Review

A Dream within a dream. Within a Dream.


Short Version: Inception not only offers all the amazing visuals and intense action of a summer blockbuster, but a very well-crated and intellectually stimulating storyline. This is the kinda sophisticated action film we need to see coming from Hollywood more often. Several days later its impression on me lingers. It’s premise of dream exploration and collective subconscious dares the audience to think deeper. Great Job Nolan!
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Posted 21 Jul 2010 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews, Video Reel | 141 Comments
  1. Steve
    Steve says
    07 Aug 10 at 1:23am

    Hey Joe!

    Don't worry about not understanding everything going on in this film. I had to see it twice in order to start understanding everything that was going on.

    Ok so let's start with the totem. First of all, it's not his totem. It's his wife's totem. It was something that was special an...

Risk: Factions Review

The Best Version of Risk Yet!


Short Version: Risk: Factions puts a great spin on the classic by introducing some fun and wacky animated character factions! The game injects new life into an old classic making it easily the best version of Risk since Risk 2210 A.D. It’s a shame though, that the single-player story mode is limited to a short tutorial campaign. Only consider purchasing this if you plan to play a few games online or hotseat with friends on a game night with some beers and pretzels.
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Posted 17 Jul 2010 | Game Reviews, News, Video Reel | 33 Comments
  1. Small soldier55
    Small soldier55 says
    07 Aug 10 at 2:39pm

    Joe please make the movie because it looks awsome and is your cat actully a general?...

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