Starcraft 2 – One Game, Three Parts? Bullsh*t!
So by now if your into PC Gaming at all you’d know that Blizzards Starcraft 2 awaits sometime later this Year. What you may not have heard (or are trying to ignore with the hopes that blizzard pulls their head outta their ass) is that they plan to take the Core Game and Split it into three parts. Forcing you pretty much buy all three parts in order to get just the Core Games “Experience” and Story (and god knows how many expansions are already planned).
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You could end up spending $60 on the “1st Third”, another $60 on the “2nd Third”, $60 more on the Final “3rd Third”…THIRD THIRD! (please excuse the LAME joke its the only way I can deal with this Insanity!). $180??!? PLUS Expansions maybe another $60 for two or more!?!?
HONESTLY, I mean I should have expected it after they are raking in GAH-BUH-GILLION Dollars with World of Warcraft: The Destroyer of Real Social Lives Edition, but I guess I thought maybe, just maybe, after that they’d make this one For the Fans, and not pull some Money Making Scheme outta their ass.
I can just see it now, all the Corporate Exec’s hovering over the Game Developers…
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
Well we are raking in $15 a month from every WoW player, and your telling me you want to sell the most popular RTS for $60 straight up?
BLIZZARD DEV TEAM
Yes!
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
Technically thats only a WoW subscription for just 4 months.
BLIZZARD DEV TEAM
Its a Thank You to all our fans for WoW and for waiting so long for Starcraft to Return! YAY!
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
(looks at them with disgust)
Riiiiiight. Your joking? Starcraft is a Life Style in Korea, If we sold Starcraft 2 toliet paper for $50 a roll they’d wipe their asses with it!
BLIZZARD DEV TEAM
That’s not the point here.
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
Yes. Yes it is. I tell you what, lets take the game, split it up into 12 parts, charge $39.99 each part, and then release expansions at about $29.99 each part! We could sign up with Burger King too and have the King as a playable human unit, he serves hamburgers to the zerglings to calm them the FUCK down! That sounds perfect right!??! Took us a brainstorm session earlier of 15 hours to come up with it.
BLIZZARD DEV TEAM
What? No. Fuck No. That sounds Terrible. One Game, One Thank you, then Expansions.
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
Fine, 8 Core Games, $29.99 a piece then 4 expansions at $19.99 and Happy Meal Toys.
BLIZZARD DEV TEAM
3 Core Games. and Expansions.
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
SOLD!
EVERYONE ELSE
OH, WHAT THE FUCK! Now I GOTTA Wait over the course of 3 years for a Single Game to “Finish” coming out in Parts?! Are you Shitting mE?! And I’ve got to spend 3x what I thought I was going to? I’ll be broke like a JOKE!
They do it. And become Broke Like a Joke.
Doesn’t anyone else think this is bullshit? There are upsides to it I suppose, getting more story and more In-Game Videos, but they could have done that in traditional Expansions for cheaper too, without having to makes us wait for the Next Races Story.
And By God if they Force you to buy a Particular Races “Core Game” just so you can play with that particular race online I’ll make another video and Flip a Shit. Any of those Core Games BETTER Include ALL Races for Online Play from the Start, No Matter What. You Hear Me? Or I’ll have to send out the Order To Mobilize Our AngryJoeArmy!
- Angry Joe
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Uhm Tough call
When i heard that anouncement the first time i was like wait what? the F***, but then again Blizzard always delivers…. so you have to take that into account, so in order to make this positively successfull eacht chapter! needs and i mean NEEDS to matter, it has to have lots of content per chapter, and to my personal preference they should be able to update something new to the first chapter as well (could be anything new units small story what ever ) It needs to deliver something new to each chapter.
Also the Galaxy editor should get new stuff to work with per chapter. ( I may sound demanding Patience i have let it be a delayed update) don’t care And in the mean time i think they will have updates as well with new content and such. Uhm i do see little change in multiplayer unless there gonna be more play styles, perhaps 1 or 2 new units per race.
And i think Blizzard will may include very new play elements from creators all over the world and even eventually in story mode. ( this is what i suspect)
Then again have you seen the potential of the editor it’s quite sick
Story mode is the most important thing for these chapters so the lines of them are they announced about like 27 lvls per race so that’s quite a bit which is not bad. Hopefully it’s not to generic. Outside the RTS lvls you have kind of point and click like game adventure mode/management?! Hopefully lots of good dialogue And they add a SC universe WIKI in the game of some sort how this work out i don’t know will it be only terran and per chapter the other races will be added? dunno?
But then again Every developer has made some big mistakes Blizzard hasn’t really….. yet. and hopefully they never will?! or atleast not to the Starcraft Franchise
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Yeah, why should Blizzard get 3 times the money for doing 3 times the work! I mean It’s not like they actually need money to create these games and keep their company running, right?
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THIRD THIRD!!!!! LOL!!!!
why the hell can’t blizzard just add an option, a choice of races in one package, not chop the game in three like friggin sushi??? power hungry fascists… they’re already making so much fucking money with WoW and since WoW is an asshole who thinks he’s hot shit (proved by joe’s super computer in the top 6 upcoming mmorpgs) and IS the shit to all the subscribers, there’s little competition out there, just lower the price on starcraft 2 or people will get mad and abandon blizzard and it’s ridiculous prices (that is until diablo 3 comes out, gamers will friggin murder people over that game)
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I tell you for sure after i get that fucken game i will never buy a product from blizzard again and i will cut my account from that faggy little wow game
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Good, you can come join us in The Old Republic.
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YA MAN I THINK ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT LIKE THAT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUCKING BULL?!? THOSE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS AT BLIZZARD ARE BEING FUCKING LAZY ASS FAGITS WHO WONT GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT/NEED IT AND ILL TELL YA FOR SURE MAN I NEED STARCRAFT 2 RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!! ITS DRIVING ME IN A FUCKING DEPRESSION MAN KNOWING THAT THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING SOON AND I CANT GET MY HANDS ON THAT FUCKING GAME!!!!!! WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO SEND THEM OUT TO THE PUBLIC I GOT TO BUY THREE COPYS FOR MY FAMILY. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK OVER 100 DOLLERS FOR A FUCKING GAME FUCK THAT FAGGY WORLD OF WARCRAFT IF I BUY THAT IM NOT PAYING FIFTEEN DOLLERS A FUCKING MONTH TO FUCKING POWN AND RAPE NIGHT ELVES AND DRAINEI SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO WANNA SAY THAT BLIZZARD DESERVES NOTHING FOR MAKING THEIR FANS SUFFER LIKE THIS! WHAT THEY DESERVE IS @#$%#$%^#$% UP THEIR #$%#$%^$%^& AND THEY CAN PISS THAT OUT AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR $%^&%^&#$%^& AND TURN THAT INTO A SHIT SANDWICH PUT IT IN A USED DEUCHE BAG AND EAT IT TOO THOS MOTHER FUCKEN @#$%^&u@#$%^&#$%^ that is all…………………………………………………………………….. that felt good.
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Well that’s gay. Considering all the money Blizzard makes from World Of Warcraft. It most of gotten to their heads or something…
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you are rigt,, is a bull shit
saludos desde italia
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i think the game not going to be that bad . but is this a expansion
are a regular old game
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FERD FERD!!
Thats gonna be a running joke for a while, I tell ya
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