(Archive) End War Top Reasons Parody
And now Presenting the Top Reasons End War will Kick Ass!
Ah, End War, you were a Bad ass Game Idea – RTS born from a Console Mother. Voice command, Persistent Online War between Three Factions, upgradable units who earn experience over time – what happened?
Don’t get my wrong Tom Clancy’s End War is awesome, I own it. It does Kick Ass, but you cant help but feel a little bit empty after you play alot of it, like something is missing, it needs just a bit more to do, more to unlock, more statistics in between war turns, just something that I cant quite put my finger on. Maybe the older Xbox 360 game that also had Persistent Online war spoiled me, Chromehounds - That game kicked major ass (ill make a Vblog about it and it and it’s sequel soon).
However if you Love Future War scenarios, I say you definitely need to pick up at least a used copy of this game, while people are still playing it online. When you get in a groove online its hard to stop you and you actually feel an attachment to your bad ass war units, I give my boys code names. They are my Homies.
This is the Most Unique RTS Experience on the Console and if your a gamer that loves games that advance gaming as a whole – introducing new unique features to the community – you really do owe it to yourself to at least rent the game. Its definitely worth all $30 its selling for right now (Jan 2nd, 2009) But you MUST have Xbox Live to enjoy it at ALL.
When we got around to filming our Parodies for the game I HAD to bring back Dose WYMANS! I knew I wanted to expand the best part of End War to Real Life – The Voice Command:
First off let me answer the question that you are dying to ask after the video. The answer is Yes. Yes I actually did modify my Xbox in that way. I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE and I DO WHAT I WAUNT’! and NO to your second question. I will most certainly NOT share my Schematic with you, nor will I provide detailed Instructions for how to do it. Just know I can. That is all…..
Deploy Hot Chicks
First off, I don’t know how I convinced Maddy to be our Hot chick in this video, but I Got Skills
Anyways she tried on several “outfits” for the deploy-able Hot Chick, and I wish you could have seen them, they were Nice…. (Borat)*High Five*(/Borat)
in the end I decided on this relatively modest number, but you can see one of the other outfits we tested in the bloopers section.
Bubbles the Soldier
If Tony B. quick cameo confused you, it should. Originally Tons0Fun was supposed to say “Deploy Blow…” then we would quick cut to me calling out Bubbles the soldier to go to the front line. It was going to run together for “Deploy Blow Bubbles” but it just didn’t work out to be as funny as it was on paper. So instead we just have “Technical Difficulties” after Tons0Fun breaks the show with his foul mouth! Haha.
Tie My Shoe Girl
When I asked Maddy to Tie Tons’ Shoe that was a genuine reaction of hers, LoL. Everyone thank her for playing along with us.
(Originally presented December 12, 2008 on The AngryJoeShow YouTube Channel)