Lord of the Rings: Conquest Top Reasons Parody

AngryJoeShow Rings in the New year with 2009′s First Top Reasons Parody – This one for Lord of the Rings: Conquest. Now i’ll admit I was a bit surprised when I first heard about this game. A Star Wars Battlefront but in the Universe of Middle Earth? Would it work? Would it be at least better than Dynasty Warriors?

I’ve been liking what I’ve been seeing from the preview videos over at gametrailers.com. It should be fun to have a true simulation of the battles set against the spectacular backdrops that LOTR’s offers. One thing that does concern me though, how many units will they display on the screen at a time – just like the films it need to be EPIC, because if not, if there’s maybe handful less than we expect it WILL FEEL EMPTY – that’s for sure. Like it or not we’ve got lofty expectations for this here game – i’ll be chopping at the bit to see if Pandemic can deliver!

AngryJoe Parodies:
THE ONE RING
Controlling Evil. Its an interesting addition to the game, how they allow you to take control of the Evil forces and bring the story of Middle Earth beyond the books into a “What If Scenario” – What if evil had won, what if they indeed did prevent Frodo from destroying it. Well as you can see this is EXACTLY the case – only what you didn’t know is that, Sauron, isn’t the supreme leader of the forces of darkness – he’s just a puppet – a Dark lieutenant for none other than ANGRYJOE! How else would I have the ring? and No, don’t say the Boxed Lord of the Rings: Risk Boardgame – because that’s absolutely NOT how I got the Ring you see. Good Day.

LOTR Montage
ITS A MONTAGE! YEAH! Gonna train hard, Gonna Get Better at Playin’ GAMES, cuz’ its a MONTAGE! Here we got Tons0fun training to be the BEST Conquest player he can be. He did a great job with his expressions – but now that I look back on it I shoulda had him drink Raw Eggs – Note for our next Montage! Ha.

THE KING RETURNS
AngryJoe Comes back from Middle Earth recount what else? His Bad Ass War stories, that’s what! You can bet your ass if I travel to Middle Earth I wouldn’t be asking questions – I’d grab the closest sword and start hacking away. Now depending on who you ask I was either participating in an EPIC battle or actually hacking away at defenseless villagers enthralled in my own imagination of a real battle. I think you know the answer to that one.

Oh and If you manage to get your hands on the One Ring remember to keep it around your neck – its a terrible thing to lose.

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