Secret Service Review

Become an Elite member of the Secret Service, Protecting the President and other high ranking officials with your life! To Serve with Honor and to Protect our Nations Future. Sounds good, right? Well Hell yea, the Idea is good no doubt about it, but this games Execution of it is – Terrible!

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I wanted to like this game I really did, and I’ll be honest there were moments that pulled me in, but they were few and far between. Instead it was mostly a boring exercise in shooting generic bad guys who decide the best way to engage in a gunfight with you is to stand out in the open screaming at the top of their lungs then charge your position for no reason. I’m serious.

I will give it one thing, its appropriately sub titled “The Ultimate Sacrifice” because if you decide to spend your hard earned cash, that exactly what you’ve just done. Sacrificed your time, money and integrity. Bad Move.

This game is terrible, and extremely frustrating. Whats worse is every so often the “action” if you could call it that, is broken up by these “hacking” mini-games. You hack a terminal spinning blocks in what looks like an electronic board to match up with each other. These are easy at first, but later on get more and more complicated. Boring as hell and ultimately pointless. There no fun to be had.

It doesn’t end there, the game oozes “we half-assed this thing” and “did our best to copy Call of Duty”. Hell, there isnt even a damn multiplayer option. I mean come on the most obvious choice would be a simple “escort the president” multi-player game mode, is there one? No. Pathetic.

Selling this thing for anything more than Bargain Bin price right out of the gate is a slap in the face to gamers everywhere, and I’m not having it. F this game. Makes me ANGRY.

The mini-game of actually taking bullets on purpose was an idea I had while playing the game. I wanted to throw my character out to soak up as many hits as i could because i no longer wanted to play this piece of Next Gen Garbage. If the game had that mini-game suggestion, i’d say you should pick this thing up if it hit the bargain bin (which it’s already in) but otherwise, just pass on it.

Sorry Mr. President, I’ve got better games to play.

AngryJoeShow Final Verdict:
1/5 Fists of Fury!