Avatar of Angry Joe Posted on: Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 Author: Posted in: News Comments: 16
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Top 10 Things to do while waiting for Sacred 2

As you may know here I’m excited about playing the upcoming Xbox 360 game Sacred 2: Fallen Angel. I’ve purposely avoided the PC version (and all the negative comments about bugs and gameplay) because I want a fresh look at the game….

I mean this game seems built for someone like me, I like lots and lots of content! Check, the game has got that.
I like Heavy Metal. Check. This game has heavy metal (kinda odd but cool).
Its an RPG. Well I like RPG’s! Check.

What could go wrong?

I’ll be playing and reviewing the game as it comes out on May 12th, but that’s still a bit away. So what the hell are you supposed to do until then? Well Fear NOT, Angry Joe will help you waste a bit of time….

10 things to do while waiting for Scared 2:

1. Do your best to not play PC Version and ignore everyone who tries to tell you about it.
2. Watch every single video released.
3. Listen to some blind guardian.
4. Watch my AngryJoe Preview Video (with innuendos & miley cyrus look alike [Emily])
5. Try to get your GF to put on black eye make up and wear high heal shoes with these angel wings!

6. If you cant do number 5, Print out the image above and offer to buy the next random girl the costume seen in this picture if she agrees to be your GF
7. Watch a few very funny Nostalgia critic videos the best and funniest movie reviewer ever! His Batman and Robin Review: Very Funny
8. Make a list of Bugs and annoyances found in the PC version from the various boards and print a check list for the xbox version to see if the devs used the extra time wisely.
9. Pray to God that it’s a fun game especially if your forcing a friend to buy a copy for 4 player online co-op, we don’t want a repeat of the famous Fable 2 choke hold:

10. Make a list that’s funny and whores out your cool gaming parody show….

We’ve been given a few new Screenshots today so check them out!
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Stay Tuned for our Review in May Bitches!