Posted on: Sunday, May 17th, 2009
Posted in: AJ Exclusives
Comments: 19
Hotel Awesome! Ep.3 – The Girls: Pick Up Lines
On this Episode of Hotel Awesome Joe pays a visit to all the lovely ladies of thatguywiththeglasses.com. Now I dont like to brag or anything but I do pretty well with the girls – I’ve never had a problem talking to them, and they just cant seem to get enough of me – even if its just a smile and a wink. So of course I couldnt pass up on this opportunity to get more “acquainted” with as many of the girls as I could. And if there’s one sure fire way to get you in the door – its Pick-up Lines.
*Warning*
These Pick-Up Lines are highly effective and should only be tried with someone with the skill and stamina in bed to back them up! If your in the Angry Joe Show Army you have full permission to use any of these, but you’ve been warned!
The Girls: Little Miss Gamer, That Chick With the Goggles, MarzGurl, Nostalgia Chick, and The Cat!
Yea……….I don’t want to talk about it.
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19 thoughts on “Hotel Awesome! Ep.3 – The Girls: Pick Up Lines”
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i have bad spelling
the reason you failed at this you dont have your superman shirt on thats a total chick magnet dude
sorry i that comment for nostalgia chick,lil miss Gamer,googles marzgirl your made a bad choice in words kat you were doing good but you trip at the finish for lack of a better term sorry joe
Very nice…
Here are more lines: ( Curtesy of http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com )
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away…
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
The video was supposed to be lightheartedly and satirically humorous to anyone who has tried or “knows someone” who has tried using such lines. Most of the comments here are meant to be sarcastically funny. We know pick-up lines don’t work.
Unless you’re Bender from Futurama: “Hey baby, why don’t we get together and kill all humans?” You can’t argue with that logic!
Hi! I’m here. The Crazy Emo Otaku.
Men, you don’t know nothing about the women. and here are your mistakes:
Little Miss Gamer: don’t use the “how you doin?”. that phrase works with Joey Tribbiani, but no with you.
ThatChickWithTheGoogles: no one want to be touched by a man, especially if you looks like a pervert.
Marzgurl: talk about interesting things. any thing can be most interesting that talking about “purple hair”
Nostalgia Chick: the music is a good present, but stay talking like a
pervert, dude. you don’t learn that lesson before?
The Cat: it was good in the begining, and where is the fail? 4 words. DON’T TALK ABOUT SEX.
who the hell are you? Johny Bravo? man, you will live alone FOREVER!
Now, I’m get out of here. CEO out.
P.S: The Cat is the most beautiful of all them.
you should of used this one:
You: “did it hurt?”
Girl: “what?”
You: “when you fell down from heaven…”
awesome-packed action, too bad them lines no worky-worky…
Brotha those lines are the best. I just got done doing my multiplication tables if you catch my drift. I think you should have given them a flower or stuffed animal before saying them. Chicks love that stuff.
That last one was hilarious XD
Great video!
What’s especially sad is, even Spoony (no offense though) can get ANY GIRL he wants into his bed. But the Joe-master himself can’t even get one chick? GOD DAMNIT! FIGHT JOE! FIGHT!
Your pick-up lines are awesome shold try some That math thing was just pure Greatness
Joe come on
) , i could pick them up for you if you promise not to screw it up …. nice episode 
)
Bad ass pick up lines Joe…
hotness ranking:
nostalgia chick
goggles
Cat
miss gamer
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I HATE MARZGURL!! boring stupid bitch…
awesome episode JOE!
well at least i learned that pick up lines dont work thanks joe!
You get C- on picking up ladies.
im quite tempted to try these pick up lines
Man, those lines… I’ll never try them… If I’m not gonna try to make a girl laugh… or punch me in the face.
But even with those lines, why didn’t they want a piece of Joe?? O.o I don’t understand!