Movie Review: Drag Me To Hell

Angry Joe here. I just got done watching Drag me to Hell. I went to see the movie because all my friends said it was a good and I’ve been seeing excellent reviews online. Its been a long time since I’ve seen a great horror film, so I said, “sure what the hell why not?” I was even excited about seeing it. “Finally a good horror movie!”, I told myself.

Well I just have to say this one thing, WHAT THE FUCK movie were ya’ll watching!?!?! Don’t get me wrong I don’t think it’s a terrible movie, just not what I expected and certainly not as good as others have talked it up to be.


We got talking goats, flying cartoon eyeballs, possessed people dancing on tables. This movie was fucking weird! Every 5 seconds something was either going into or coming out of that girls mouth, Handkerchiefs, Fly’s, Vomit, Worms, Eyeballs, Whole Arms, embalming fluid, mucus, and I’m probably missing like 5 more things…

The worst part of the whole thing was that you knew what the ending was 45 minutes before it played and it when it happened it just served to piss me off more.

And did you really need to go and kill that cute little kitten? Maybe I’m a sap but I like kitties and that was just wrong. In my theater people were laughing their asses off, and maybe that was the point, if so I’m cool with that. It’s definitely a return to form for Sam Rami, but I just don’t think this movie had the same charm that the Evil Dead did.

• If you like laughing at horror movies you’ll love this flick
• The Fight Scene with the Old Woman. Man that Old Gypsy bitch could fight like none other!
• The Main Character, Christine Brown, is well Developed and you actually care what happens to her.

• The Ending was predictable and disappointing
• No scares, just a bunch of laughs and a few cheap jumps. I kept asking, “Is this supposed to be so funny?”
• Why couldn’t any of the 300 hundred people at the old gypsies house help her pay her bills? She did default twice already, Christine did the right thing and got effed for it!

I wanted to give the film a lower rating. But because it made me laugh so much and had great characters It ended up being a fairly good time if only to make fun of with friends. 3 OF 5 Just not something i’d see again.


Stone here, and all I can say is – What was anyone expecting? It’s Sam freaking Rami! Evil Dead? Army Of Darkness? Seriously people, this guy can’t do a serious horror movie to save his life. Saying that, it is Sam Rami, he told a really fun spooky movie. It had all his trademarks – that POS old car, eyeballs popping out, things inserting themselves into mouths and lets not forget talking possesed aniamls!. It was classic Sam Rami people. I give this movie a 4 OF 5 but ONLY if you like Sam Rami and his quirky style. It’s no Ash, and let’s face it there can’t be another Ash. THIS IS MY BOOM STICK! The only disappointment I had was that I didn’t get to see the goofy goat demon.