Stuff Reviews: Mnt Dew Game Fuel World of Warcraft Blue
I was at the Kwiqi mart gas station today and in the refrigerator I saw a new flavor of Mtn Dew.
Being the flavor whore I am I grabbed a bottle (the blue one), paid for it ($1.25) and ran the hell out of there eager to try it!
But not before I got something to eat.
After buying a Burrito at Chipotle, I was ready to try the drink out.
But not before I got back to my place.
So I drove home jumped on the couch and laid back. Was I ready to try out my new nector from hector at the Kwiqi mart?
NO. Not Yet.
I had to flip on the TV, queue up an episode of Important Things by Dimitri Martin and kicked up my feet.
NOW I was ready….
I carefully twisted open the top and gave it a good “man smell” with my manly nose, certainly it would be able to alert me of any foul play before diving in, because i’m a man – and thats what men do. After the Man Test gave it a passing grade I was Good to go.
I took a swiq – not some panzy teenie sip mind you – but a huge man gulp. Then waited.
Suddenly Holy SHIT! I was transported to the world of Azeroth!
Watch what happens next….
So who won the Epic Battle between the All-Powerful Linch King and the Ego-Maniac Angry Joe?
Actually neither one of us. During mid profanity laden fight with the King, I let fly that I had quote, “Never even played your stupid World of Warcraft Game!”
*GASP*
He stopped dead in his tracks, as did I. After a short pause he finally said, “Me Neither.” and then. We both Laughed.
I made a comment on how bad ass his armor and sword were and he said he could never quite figure out how to conjure force lighting like mine correctly……I don’t really remember the rest of the story – as we had stayed out all night in the tavern drinking the finest ale his death knights could muster.
Something about the King’s talent agent and how they were able to secure a nice cut of the profits from WOW, by allowing Blizzard to use some of his Kingdom. The only draw back being the constant hum of networked computers and the smell from some of the lesser liked players.
After much rejoicing, drunken singing and womanizing he introduced me to the newly released flavor of Mtn Dew in Azeroth, something called “Mountain Dew”, pictured here:
When I took a swig of this odd never before seen flavor – I was transported again back to this wretched universe with all of you boring lame losers. Oh well.
I’m sure if I ever decide to return i’m sure that all my old Azeroth buddies will quickly flocked to me, hoisting me up on their shoulders and cheer my return. JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE!
So What did I think of the actual World of Warcraft Game Fuel Drink?
It Tastes Good. Hard to describe but its a bit of berry blue and very sweet – but I expected that much because its heavily caffeinated. Overall I liked it very much. Not as good as the Finest Azeroth Ale I drank with the King, but Good.
4/5
46 thoughts on “Stuff Reviews: Mnt Dew Game Fuel World of Warcraft Blue”
hallofiserer
This stuff makes me thirsty!!!!!!!!
I believe this was a ” Spoof of the WOW based stuff ” and how else Blizzard tries to take more money from you. The dew drink is now the not so new flavor of blue dew with ginseng. That’s right kiddies we were all guinea pigs. ex-wow player since 2004-2012 R.I.P.
They should make adult diapers.
They do. I Don’t wear them, but I’ve seen commercials. It’s… sad how (certain) adults have not yet been “potty trained”.
Fuck me sideways, a wow drink! Of all the convaluted schemes blizzard comes up with, this has to be the best! Where do i get one?
Sadly they r no more :'(
Wrath of the lich king was my favorite expansion. I play a human paladin so it was like being in a candy store except the candy tried to eat me. For those that dont know, paladins get a damage boost when fighting undead.
World of Warcraft drink? Where do i get it?
cool
So have you played any warcraft series at all, from WI to WOW? It seems you arent very fond of the game that much. And yes he spelled it “linch” king but im gonna go on good faith and say it was a spelling error, keep up the good vids and keep being funny. Anyone else here play a Dwarf Paladin?!?!?!
I think he was joking with the “Linch” King, and yes, for me W1 to W3, couldn’t be bothered to play WOW what with Subscription and what not when I could play Guild Wars subscription-free
And what is Dwarf Paladin? I have never heard of it
Lol i dont check my feed often so im gonna reply late, yah i was upset when they said that they werent creating Warcraft 4 or any other warcraft rts next seeing as it was one of my favorite series growing up. And apparently dwarf pallys arent common on my server so i guess im a minority in on my server. I miss seeing my dwarf riflemen destory ghouls though.
I started playing Warcraft at a pretty small age. My dad was a HUGE RTS fan and let me play sometimes.But now I have a pretty old computer which cant handle most mmo’s,+ its Linux.
I have a can of that stuff in my fridge, which expired already in 2009 lol. I’m thinking I’ll let it age a bit, then do a “Brad tries” with it. 😀
Whats with not acting it out with a split character scene with yourself as the lich king like you do with evil joe? that would have been funnier.
Do they sell it in canada?
Man test!!! Hahahahahahahahahah….
No its The MAN Test.
the intro before the music was freaking embarassing.
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THAT SHIT IS “BLUE POTION”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey iv been meaning to ask you this but has you ever played Warcraft 3?
I really enjoy this new WoW guide I found while searching on Youtube. It has some great tips, and now that I reached 60 and need an epic mount, am planning on using it all that much more. It has graphic maps and is just wonderful. Some of the stuff is really fleshed out and given walk-throughs are really easy to follow. Shameless plug I know, but in case someone else is looking for a guide like this I found one.
Hallo. Netter Artikel, ich habe mir mal diesen Feed abonniert.
Hey guy that was cool for sure. bad we don’t usually find badass armor like that from the witch king. boring world. xD. cool video guy.
Fallout 3 was a great game… not perfect, but great and a xbox masterpiece (in my opinion), the game had so much depth, and when you finish all the quests (and DLC) you got about 80 hrs. Fable 2 on the other hand… ok… i guess, lacks depth and the game feels pretty shallow, way to easy to make money and the game itself is not what Peter Monuelyx (or however you spell his last name) promised. my Final Verdict on fallout 3 9.5/10 and fable 2 7/10, trust me i could go on for hours about this
Its spelled Lich not Linch.
And if you have just seen the commercial the horde drink is orange and the same shit that they had for halo with the same cheap fruit snack taste it had last year.
I loved the Gamer Fuel with Master Chief’s mug on the label when they advertised Halo 3. the flavor was awesome, and I was really upset when they got rid of it. Now I hope this flavor stays. Maybe it’s not Halo, but at least a kick-ass game is the catalyst to bring the flavor back. 🙂
/me looks at the strange brew, which has suddenly become all the rage among computer gamers. Reads the lable, notes no natural ingredients and a bun-load of caffiene and processed sugar. Good stuff then! Upon opening the bottle, my Elf-sense detects vile poison in the form of additives and unnatural ingredients not found in any plants on this planet. Smiling, I close the bottle and wait for a few decades, confident in the eventual demise of the Orcs and other foul, ususpecting wretches as they eventually die off from the plague cancer.
We Elven are long-lived. We can wait.
:O! And you didn’t try the Horde Red? Horde eats Alliance! Alliance is for 12 year old girls who don’t know what real monsters look like. Horde, however, brings out RAGE. RAGE to eat Alliance with it!
lolroleplay
You can tell who the Warcraft nerds are when they declare the dominance of the Horde and end their dramatic statements with “lolroleplay.”
As for the soda, I haven’t tried it yet. I prefer to stick with Baja Fresh and Natural Pepsi. Besides, why would I want to drink something with a giant, pulsating green rock with a ponytail on the logo?
a bad soda.
I once had the same soda Game fuel and it tase like the soda Pesi Jazz(not in sotres anymore)
A licensed drink that’s good?! Say it ain’t so!
Hey Joe wanted to let ya know dude. Game Fuel actually came out the day Halo 3 was comin out. Now I guess they brought it back for WoW. The one for Halo 3’s day was fricken awesome. I think it was like a citrus orange or something. Oddly enough it looks almost like the orange one there. Does the blue one taste more like the voltage drink that won the Mtn dew tourny or more flavorful?
That’s awfully blue drink. So so blue. One take, Joe?
I still live in the nervous and wide awake world of “black coffee”. But I will give this a try.
mmm nothin like some caffeinated sugar
Yea I’d never touch the blue one. Horde all the way baby! Actually I’d never drink dew again either. But I dig this new lil series you got Joe.
im guessing this wont be realeased in the uk
Why wasn’t I transported to the Halo universe when I drank the Game Fuel then???
TELL ME!!!
Because your not as epic as Joe.
That drink sure does look cool, and if you know that all those kind of things do that to you, then why do you even do that? Saving the world must be tiring work after all.
Ever drank Blue Pepsi? Use to love that stuff as a kid.