Stuff Reviews: Terminator Slurpee

Stone here, and one thing I am not ashamed to say I love is movie ties in. I guess you could say I am a limited edition whore, and movie ties ins are just that- limited edition stuff that is a one time only deal. Mostly. One of my downfalls are Happy Meal Toys, this summer was the Star Trek ones at BK cause I really wanted the Enterprise toy, which I did not get. But soon enough there will be GI JOE. But other than toys, there are food products. M&M’s. I am an M&M limted edition whore. I tried the Transformers 2 Strawberried Peanut butter and can not figure out what the fuck they were thinking!

But the king of grossness for movie ties in is the Terminator Salvation Apocolyptic Ice Slurpee. It tastes horrid. So bad that it is indescribable.

I try, but the only thing that comes to mind is ass. It is so bad I could not finish it. In fact, I made a video about it.

Joe Here.
And because Gavin had to go to the hospital right after he posted this article to have his stomach pumped free of the Surplee of DOOM! I’ll try to do my best to describe this thing to you…

The Flavor is Apocalyptic Ice and its Orange Colored. I Suppose its supposed to be some kinda Orange Flavor but really its more like the melted flesh goo they probably slather on the Infiltration Units. A Mixture of Orange Soda, Plastic-y Taste, and tartness – I’m not sure what they were thinking. “Lets make a Terminator Flavor! It will tie in with the movie and we can make some cash!” Oh great idea, well what will it taste like? “Uhm….Burnt Flesh…you know like right after judgement day!”

In the future there is only discusting drinks.

Yipeee!
Terminator Slurpee: Apocalyptic Ice
It Tastes Like Burnt Flesh just after Judgement Day with a hint of Orange. Enjoy.

The Cute Terminator is how they lure you in for the KILL!