Left 4 Dead 2: Bullsh*t or Not?

The upcoming Left 4 Dead 2 has been causing some controversy.
“Fans” are boycotting the game in large numbers, rejecting it as insufficient to warrant a sequel. Demanding the content for the original game they were promised. Joe uses the new Bullsh*t Translator to get to the Truth!
What do you Angry Players have to say?
Should the Boycott group quit pissing and moaning like impotent jerks? Or do they make some very real and valid points?
*NOTE*
It should be noted that Valve has confirmed that more Left 4 Dead one content is on its way, but what exactly it is we are not sure yet.
The Boycott Group on Valves Community
The Left 4 Dead 2 Game Announcement
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106 thoughts on “Left 4 Dead 2: Bullsh*t or Not?”
I got the solution! Do like me: take some lame, over-estimated, money-wasting, fans-deceiving games like…geez, I’m just shooting p some random names, like FABLE 2, LEFT 4 DEAD and STAR WARS:THE FORCE UNLEASHED (which we almost all bought because producers said things like : It’s awesome! or bullshit like that) and trade it or sell it in order to buy great games like Assassin’s Creed 2 or others like that. Awesome solution, heh?
I think i’ll actually have to agree with the boycotters. I seem to like l4d too much to move on to l4d2 (or at least until it’s cracked hehe)
Personally, I believe the boycotters have every right to be angry. Mind you, I’m not really sided with the idea that ‘everything should be free’ as some people think. However, the idea that they announced a sequel so shortly after the game came out and just bundled all the content into it that they were originally going to have is just a bad idea when it comes to customers.
Now that the gaming industry has become as large as it has, it seems that companies are trying to constantly nickle and dime its players. Not only that, but they believe all gamers to be complete idiots to milk money out of.
By supporting this, you’re telling companies that you don’t mind being treated like trash, to be lied to, and in turn to have your money taken at every little turn in the road. Passing off minor updates and such as a new game is infuriating, especially when they blatantly say that the content was originally going to be for the first game as free updates.
Mind you, I’m not saying that it won’t be better than the original. By default, I don’t think thats really possible. Especially when you consider that the content that makes up the sequel is content that was to be added, and improve upon the first game. It will be better in the same sense that a patch to an existing game that adds content or fixes bugs is better than the game before it was patched.
What I am saying, however, is that acting like a mindless sheep, and not only accepting the game, but also PRAISING them for it will only cause problems down the line. Boycotts are there to serve a purpose much like strikes. They are to show those who are in power that we’re not just mindless drones to be pushed around.
Some of you may be content to side with them, and in a way I can’t entirely blame you. Without any support, the series will likely die where it stands. But, this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t question their decisions, or feel outrage at their actions. Even doing so much as withholding purchasing the game day one would send at least some manner of message. Especially if people pledge to not buy it or not buy it till X date.
i have left 4 dead 2 it is awsome i am playing it now ohh wat now
When fanboys need to pull certain lines you know the game will be shit:
“if everybody in the world was as stuck up as these “L4D2 boycotters” well there simply wouldn’t be a video game industry”
“In this economy they probably couldn’t afford to keep shelling out free content or low priced for what was being given, so they started L4D2.”
“how come other ’sequel-spansions’ or ‘expsansion-sequels’ didn’t get boycotts?”
“just enjoy the freaking game like any other game you buy. The truth hurts but people gotta get payed right? ”
“Noone gives a sh*t about your opnion, so keep it to yourself so other people can enjoy another Valve game.”
Other websites, demo’s out
“Well were sorry you can’t enjoy a game without graphics that look amazing,you should care more about the gameplay.”
“you can’t judge a whole game on 10 minutes” (Actually you can, if they picked 10 shitty minutes as their demo material, you know few 10 minutes in the game are worth it)
“it’s a sequel, they can’t add a whole bunch of new stuff or old time players will be confused”
“Who would dare release a demo that’s put together from an unfinished product, taking time from that product which is being stressfully worked on already, just to satisfy and entice potential consumers?”
How come the fanboys are always the angry ones?
After seeing the gameplay videos, I’m done. This game is not worth buying, I have L4D 1 if I feel an urge to kill zombies.
INFO FOR this day
its now demo version its live NOW
1 chapter call the parish
characters:nick rochette coach ellis
weapons:AK-47
Glock
Desert Eagle
Grenade Launcher
Auto-Sniper
Pump-Shotgun
Silenced SMG
Automatic Shotgun
M16
P220
FN-SCAR
and melee wapons
new boss infected:charger bulletproof zombie jokey splitter
did you wanna die or somerthing bacause i dont whant you give A CRAP
the infection call swine flu comin humans and supposted to be cry LIKE a girl ohh im sorry
i m wasnt your side im i side to be avgn you video sucks on my ass i love america
im the german-russia medic-spy and i totally DOMINATED you goodbye
Ok, first off. I pre-ordered this game because I had faith that it would be just as great as the first Left 4 Dead. Now, joe, Why be an ass and boycott Left 4 Dead 2? Noone gives a sh*t about your opnion, so keep it to yourself so other people can enjoy another Valve game. No point in even responding to this comment with something witty.
not da bullshit translator…da bull freaking whore shit translator!
What about Portal 2 and HL: Episode 3. Games that I will actually buy. This is just another way for Valve to squeeze very penny out of us.
l4d2 will kick ass & da games u mentioed kick ass im buying ALL 3 OF THOSE!
dats rite! da bullsh*t translator!
l4d2 is gonna b GREAT nomatter WAT U SAY!
Forget L4D sequels, Valve. It’s a great game and all, but we also want Half-Life 2: Episode 3! Especially the people who use GMOD!
every think is TOTAL BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ill defend halflife is the best pc experince i had not huge pc gammer there is more lickley better i just dont know about left 4 dead was ok i rented it at block buster and played it bymyself so i missed out on the experence it wanted me to have so i found it averge
I wandered on to here through the avgn’s site, I think this whole griping of L4D2 is quite valid-ish. Though I was thinking maybe they’re doing w/e the fuck it is they did with team fortress, hardly do anything with the 1st one then give you tons more for the sequel.
I do admit though the characters this time around suck ass. It feels kind of forced, and where is the Asian survivor damn it?, or a Mexican?
I do acknowledge the placement is were the ratio may be higher correctly speaking, but seriously? these guys seem less colorful this time around.
I really hope they aren’t turning lazy like Nintendo seems to have, I’m not boycotting but I’ll be disappointed if this game feels unfinished like the whole idea of the sequel did.
Wandered onto this from the Ncritic, who i wandered onto from AVGN, this stuff is great. Im totally with you on the 2nd release bullshit opinion. I dont think l4d had that much dev time anyway seeing that it used the source engine, model importer and pretty much everything else you can do with vhammer as there is an unofficial sdk out there now, well it was always there you had it all along . . except im not that great of a modder to configure all of the files properly so i managed to make a box room and then that was that, game update came and i couldnt be bothered anymore. My personal opinion is that its a mod off a mod, they didnt realise how popular it would be, realised that adding new content especially entitys that arent in the game would be hard, long and halt other projects that they decided to go . . you know what, fuck it work on the sdk, has a game out with it (report l4d with new chars, levels) then we are ready to barrage the fuck out of it with dlc. Thats what i think anyway, but joe i think hits it right with “We didnt think it would be that poular” the in game commentary says that it was just CS with full bots with just knives, they just skinned zombies and made them come to you. Great game and if your on a reasonable wage just get the shit anyway and take it up the arse cos this isnt the first and last time this is going to happen
The boycotters have some damn good points. But I’m siding with the people are going to buy the game. Fire bullets, 2 new zombies, a fireproof zombie (zombies in the hazmat suit) a grenade launcher, the AK-47, diffrent guns, and from what I heard an actual storyline. I’d say that is enough for me.
UR A CHILDISH CUNT WTF IS WRONG WITH U GROW DA FUCK UP L4D IS A GREAT GAME
L4D is shit you fucking kid.
The only thing worse than a flame baiting jackass is the guy who falls for it. C’mon now, calm down.
they should make teamfortress 3
Can I borrow your Bullshit translator sometime? I’ve only played left for dead a few times, no XBOX readily available at home that often and the ones at school are constantly occupied. Still what times I have played I enjoyed. I can understand the boycott group, it sucks to hear that what you were promised by a company you trusted to deliver has just been repackaged as something else.
What I’ve seen of L4D2, I’ve got to wonder what these guys are thinking. If XBL charges for extra downloaded content, wouldn’t that give the company more money for less overhead? I mean they don’t have to actually produce a new game disk, any advertising costs would probably be minimal at best. Only one mega fan has to see a comercial before at least twenty other ones do. And if this stuff was split up into a bunch of smaller downloads, they’d still be making a shitload of money. At least then you can actually put more than a half year into a new game! It makes no sense to me.
Men don’t mess with Joe he kicks ass i think Joe is right wtf were valve thinking in my opinion Joe Vargas is a excellent damn well game reviewer i watched all his vids
and its stupid to compare game reviewer James and Joe are friends they don’t want to hear your bullshit (btw i think hes pretty damn funny)
if u put “angry joe is funny” in the bs translator
it would come back as “no, he’s a fag, he’s annoying and AVGN wrecks his stupid whiny mecian ass”
Note sure what a mecian is, but if you mean mexican im not. So that wouldnt be the result from the BS translator.
Besides, I dont think i’m funny. Why the hate bend over? I guess theres only one boyfriend for you AVGN, have fun with your man crush.
Boycotting isn’t going to change anything, like that’s gonna make them not release the game and throw all the work they have been doing on l4d2. There is no way they going to listen to their fans and don’t give a shit what we think. Nothing is going to stop them of releasing the game and they know people are still going to buy the game just because of the l4d fans that are dying for some kind of new content and yes I’m one of those pissed off people but hey what are we going to do about it? just enjoy the freaking game like any other game you buy. The truth hurts but people gotta get payed right?
If someone bought L4D expecting a wide choice of missions and levels, along with weapons and such. Then they were buying the wrong game. It never sold itself like that, it’s a spoof on zombie films which weren’t plot heavy but just zombies getting shot up.
Characters themselves are cliche tokens. ‘Nam Vet. Cocky asshole. Black guy. And a girl. That cast alone is pretty much a glaring sign the game is tongue in cheek.
That being said, I think L4D2 looks shit. Mostly due to the setting it’s put into, stepping away from the cookie cutter zombie flick dusk-dawn in some small town to broad day light. To me that kills the atmosphere L4D created. You could replace the zombies with anything, big fluffy teddybears and the game wouldn’t be too different. The new cast is lacking, and with melee already nerfed… what good is a frying pan going to be over bullets?
As a longtime valve fan, when I heard left 4 dead 2 I thought it was going to get delayed (since valve tends to take forever to make games). Now, after seeing game demos and hearing a bit about it, I have to agree with the boycotters at the moment. The new weapons/campaigns/etc sounds ok, but all of this does feel like an expansion pack. I know, despite my gripes, I will probably end up renting or buying it, but I really think they should throw some more content in (they do have time). A few suggestions off the top of my head would be more character interaction (which goes along with plot and story), a less linear experience (branching paths, hidden locations, etc), campaigns feeling more varied (since all the campaigns were practically the same thing in L4D), maybe something along the lines of optional objectives (I mean maybe some occurrences that bring out moral questions like attempting a rescue of another immune even though you would seriously be risking your neck because of it. After all, they said its like a zombie movie and my favorite kinds of zombie movies tend to question how human’s nature might change in these circumstances) and something to make it all seem worth it (i.e. unlockables).
Well you have a good point,it kind of does seem like an expansion but, how come other ‘sequel-spansions’ or ‘expsansion-sequels’ didn’t get boycotts? i.e. Half-Life episodes or Crysis Warhead. i paid $40 for both of them, the price i’m mostlikely i’m going to pay for the game because i’m on the computer, and they didn’t have a lot of content at all…I loved both of them! Case in point, I don’t have one single worry about the game.
BECAUSE THIS IS VALVE NOT EA!
I’m definitely getting this, Valve has never made a bad game before. And plus, it’s only like 20 dollars and I’ll be able to make my own maps, so why not get it?
Fanboy. Valve isn’t god in PC games.
show the freaking boooobs
It’s “YOU’RE” not “YOUR”. It’s not that hard.
I think its good that the boycotters are having a say on things because thats how the gaming peeps know what we want and then changes may get made. Oh and tell the computer to be careful of viruses when interfacing with the bullsh*t translator…
I think that L4D2 is stuff that should have been for free as downloads. I don’t know maybe an expansion. Also, was the L4D SDK even released?
I’m not sure that the boycotts are really going to achieve anything but I think they do have some valid points.
Actually they did! Check out these 2 sites and see which one you like better.
l4dmaps.com
l4dmods.com
Also, why r you being so hard on this joe? I mean I still play L4D today and cant wait for the sequel. Maybe it’s because you didn’t play on the PC. Better graphics, fan made maps for all of the modes, and it’s a bit cheaper.
er….both are comunity sites, you cant atribute something fanmade to valve. its nice that they can make the maps, but the ones that should be handing the content down are the people at valve. its as if i wrotte a fanfiction about the smoker truly beign Zoey’s uncle Bob who sucumbed to the infection while he had an asthma attack
left 4 dead 2 will be free, just like left 4 dead. it is called demonoid and hamachi and 3 good buddies.
Sorry Joe, but for once I disagree with you. Just because they promised it doesn’t mean they have to stick to it, things change. In this economy they probably couldn’t afford to keep shelling out free content or low priced for what was being given, so they started L4D2. You guys are lucky they have and will still give out content, already forgotten Survival mode? It doesn’t matter, they will release it no matter what according to an interview.
As for the name I agree, it sucks.
I agree with you up to the point where you thought the name sucked. Sure, there are probably some better titles available, but then again, think about how many more could be worse. Just be glad it isn’t called Left 4 Dead: Extreme Horde Racing Adventure or Tales of Left 4 Dead: Louis and the 99 Dragons.
And yes, I can think of more.
But what about the really GREAT titles, like Left 2 Die, or Fight 2 Live, or something that’s fun, like that.
Just because there are worse tiles doesn’t mean the current one doesn’t suck.
i think they just should have called left 4 dead “name here” cuz ur right, calling it l4d2 is tupid, but i bet if itwas called “left 4 dead sinful horizon” there wouldnt be a boycott
Valve Sucks, L4D should have had updates and dlcs, Look at gears of war 2, they promised dlc, and we get a lot of dlc from epic, they came out the same time almost, maybe a week apart. Gears looks like a more sophisticated game to program unlike l4d. so what’s the deal valve why are you sucking so hard right now.
ur an asshole if u think valve suxs
Team Fortress 2 still hasn’t been updated for the xbox 360 version. That’s more Valve bullshit, only giving PC players more content.
If you had actually researched the game, you’d know that Valve has been working furiously to attempt to update the Xbox version. It’s the disk & hardware restrictions that are causing the problems. Let’s stick to the times where Valve GENUINELY fucks up, & NOT bitch about things that really aren’t Valve’s fault.
Since ive heard that there was a boycott against L4D2 i took a look at what they were sayin. I can understand that they wanted the “more bang 4 your buck” therory so they can get everything out of the way for L4D2. but since the announcement all ive been hearin is “WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSWIPES”. Overall i say Fuck no for that Fucking Boycott.
I really don’t care much about left 4 dead on any other games by valve, so I really don’t have much of an opinion about the left 4 dead content and left 4 dead 2 paradox, but shit like that from valve just pisses me off a bit…
this is just my opinion, but valve is pretty lame overall, I think none of their stuff is that good, but that’s just my opinion, don’t hate me for it. the bullshit translator really works, that’s a nice piece of machinery you got there joe! I think the boicott group is also right, valve is a bunch of little fruits who expect gamers to take all their bullshit in like little bitches, glad some people don’t wanna put up with that ass load of crap
nice machine joe
I think if this game was made before 3-4 years it would be much more exciting.
Don’t know what else it can offer that all of the modern shooters havn’t allready.
And as much as i love zombies and coop i think the storyline could be improved, not that mindless zombie killing is a bad thing
Let me put this into context:
-Hitler is an evil Nazi.
-Hitler loves Left 4 Dead.
-Hitler wants to boycott Left 4 Dead 2 because he feels he can’t support himself without new content.
-Other evil Nazis agree.
-Evil Nazis are the ones trying to boycott Left 4 Dead 2.
I don’t see how I can be any clearer than that.
GODWIN’S LAW!!!!!!
Seriously though, you can’t go with an Ad Hitlerum arguement. The whole premise of the Angry Joe Show is to make sure big developers don’t get lazy and screw gamers out of well-designed games.
Who the hell’s Godwin?
To anyone who still thinks I was being serious: Yes, it was a joke.
I agree with the boycott group, there isn’t enough content for a sequel, this can all be DLC for Left 4Dead, look at Team Fortress 2, 2 years after that game’s release and everyone is STILL playing and it STILL is being updated. Also where the hell is Half Life 2: Episode 3. If it was like the rest of the episodes it should be out by now. I understand that maybe Valve wants to give HL2E3 a break, but if this game goes into developement hell like Duke Nukem Forever I swear I will cut every Valve employee’s nuts off and hot glue it to their head, and if that employee’s a girl I’ll get an axe and chop her boobs off >:(… Unless they show more content to prove that this can be more of a sequel instead of DLC then I will be happy and pre-order this thing, until then Valve cant haz cheezburger
i joined the boycott
half life 2 episode 3 is overdue =(
i remember some concept art for it in 2006 then it disappeared
We’ll maybe, MAYBE get some media later this year. Although, knowing VALVe, that could mean in Q3 of next year.
Wow joe. two hundred anf thirty five hundred thoudand dollars? thats a lot of money.
Can anyone tell me why Edward Norton looks so pissed in the promo picture?
Left 4 dead 2 i dont like the fact that there are day maps becose it really kills the horror factor of the game like in Resident evil 5 and even in the resident evil movie that last one i think it was called Extinction (I didint really like 1 and 2 either but that last one just raped everything that was left… hard) and another thing that bothers me is that does it really give anything new? new guns to replace the old ones new characters to replace and new maps new replace old ones! They aren really mini movies like they bullshit in some of those interviews that isint gonna be any fun just to see old mediocre stuff replaced with new mediocre bullshit. im not gonn buy this game if there isint anything new and interesting like 10 players co-op that would be fun. Sometimes keeping game simple is good but not in this chase. We want good apocalypse Zombie game with some variation in missions.
Left 4 dead 2… its kinda funny name dont you think like left for dead too? funny question are they gonna leave left 4 dead 2 to just to “die” and not put anything in it like the backstorys and all that stuff like you promised to the first one. Very interesting question but of course they will do just that. it says it in the title. Hope you had fun reading this and have respect for my words. Jebu signing out.
I really kinda expected something like this to happen, especially when it took them so long to get content released, when they were releasing stuff for TF2 like every 3 months.
Now we need to get some Blizzard PR in that translator and see what comes out
Well lol:P
I never bought L4D, but I would rather have an expansion than a new game, or just general DLC content. Games like Halo, COD, Kill Zone, Fallout 3 and other big titles have DLC content which in my mind is a worth while buy at a cheap cost, usualy lower than $10.00 and you don’t feel let down if it isn’t that good.
And about the boycotts, I am not bothered at all but i am amazed at the number of members.
Kenny =]
For me L4D2 doesn’t attract as L4d did. I don’t know why but maybe there just squeezing every last drop of the zombie apocalypse genre. They should of just made something like TF2. Like new campaign, new weapons, new achievements, maybe even new characters. For me L4D one is 4ever. Oh and Joe maybe… i don’t know.. could we… drop a couple of those AngryJoe bombs on valve you for all the bullshit they said just in case there trying to make L4D3?
If they want to they can choose to make L4D3.. And you cant do a shit about it.. Fuck off fanboy.
Please kill yoursefl Valve fanboy.
Screw Left 4 Dead 2, I want Half-Life 2: Episode 3
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING OPINION. L4D2 owns HL and it will forever and ever..
Fuck you and your fucked upped friends
Well, at least you’re honest. Oh, I have an idea, let’s completely disregard the fact that Half-Life has been around for at least 10 years longer than Left 4 Dead, and that Half-Life has gotten many more awards than Left 4 Dead, and that nobody’s boycotting Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
…and that Episode 3 is WAY overdue. Seriously, when are we going to get some closure? 2012, when the actual combine invasion begins?
i would f*cking boycott half life it is TERRIBLE TERRIBLE JUST TERRIBLE
Yeah Valve keeps making new games and they haven’t said anything about episode three. Do they not realize the incredible demand for it?
or they can do half life 3
I like both games though i prefer L4d, but it seems that valve is starting to drop its policy of honesty and quality design, and is now turning into just another asshole gaming company that screws players for money.
RIP Valve Corporation
HA! now thats a laugh and a half. Listen mah boy, if everybody in the world was as stuck up as these “L4D2 boycotters” well there simply wouldn’t be a video game industry. Why you ask? Well simply because if every time a sequel was remotely similar to the original game they gave it out as free DLC, there would be NO sequels. I own a L4D tournament team, now we are nothing spectacular, not by a long shot. We do, however, have enough sense to know media gold when we see it. Without a single argument we will be making the transfer from L4D to L4D2 the MOMENT our pre-loaded games open up. I hope Valve never has the misfortune of reading a head-up-the-ass comment such as yours and taking it to heart. Keep up the fantastic work Valve!
Hey,someone thats actually smart!
hell yea!