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Movie Review: Bruno

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STONE HERE, and i love Sacha Baron Cohen. The dude is freaking hilarious and an amazing character actor. Borat came out of nowhere for me and it to this day still makes me laugh. So now we get Bruno. What is Bruno? An Austrian gay fashion diva. Bet you can’t see where this is going.
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Ok, if you have a problem with: gay jokes, gay people, male genitals, talking male genitals, pubic hair, S&M, bondage, religeous fanatics, black people jokes, babies in boxes, dildos, an assortment of things inserted or excreting from anus’, flesh, swingers, hillbillies or just laughing your ass off – then this movie is not for you. And that’s just a top of the head list. Theres way more than that in here. Basic concept is Bruno is a fashion diva in Austria who falls and wants to be famous again. And to do so, he goes to some pretty outlandish extremes, including Straight Daves Man Smash Maxout. That scene is worth the price of admission alone. Imagine rabid UFC fans getting fooled. Yeah, chairs were thrown. Bottom line – It’s just as good as Borat and just as vulgar. If you are uptight and have no sense of humor about anything, you will walk out of this movie. But chances are that if you see it, you already know what to expect and will have one hell of a time.

There is no running of the Jews though. But there is a baby crucified.

Do not Ask Where This Finger Has Been

Do not Ask Where This Finger Has Been


what-worked

  • The baby audition. Is it real or was it staged. As a parent it was scary as hell to think people were like this
  • Once again, we get a totally fucked up and funny as Hell hotel scene
  • Bruno’s pilot for CBS
  • Mexican Furniture

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  • You already know what to expect after Borat
  • Listening to the white trash behind us explain why two guys were screwing and the like at the begining of the movie to their SEVEN YEAR OLDS. Seriously, there were people with their kids younger than that in the theatre
  • Why are swingers always ugly?

Yes, it says Gayby. Freaking hilarious.

Yes, it says Gayby. Freaking hilarious.


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rating-9-10This is totally a funny ass movie if you like this kind of offbeat unsensitive humor. It’s racy, it’s vulgar and it’s dirty. Come on people, it has a talking penis in it. It’s just as funny as Borat, and as the Hangover. Sadly, if you don’t like this kind of humor the movie is lost on you. It makes fun of uptight America at every turn and exposes our seedy underbelly as often as possible. Face it, the world is a dirty place. And if you can’t laugh at it, then that is just sad. Cause it’s really depressing to think what the reality of the world around us is. So liven up and go laugh at everything you shouldn’t. It will make you feel better. 9 out of 10. Funny, funny, funny. Mexican Furniture. Funny.

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Movie Review: Bruno, 4.3 out of 10 based on 88 ratings
Posted by Stone | 10 Jul 2009 | Joes Movies, Movie Reviews

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  1. kane
    kane says
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    this is rasist and funny i was gona to loes my balls how funny it was

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  2. Unusual Mens Watches
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    Nice blog post, beneficial info. Added you to my Rss reader.

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     Posted: 14 Aug 11 at 5:47am  
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  3. LLaffer
    LLaffer says
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    EXCELLENT movie, just like Borat.. I hope he redoes Ali-G next, in the same fashion that he did these two.
    For the ones that didn’t like it, you’ll just never get it.. Go watch movies that you like and try to have fun.. If you didn’t get it the first time with borat, no point watching bruno or whatever gem he’ll make next. Save your money for movies of your caliber and taste

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  4. BigManOnCampus
    BigManOnCampus says
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    There’s no problem with gay jokes…it’s just the movie came a little too over-the-top with it, so much to the point where it became boring, and weak as hell. I thought Borat was mehh, so i didn’t expect much from this one.

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  5. KingRage says
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    i didnt find this movie funny at all.

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     Posted: 05 Aug 10 at 11:35am  
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  6. Venita Harkleroad
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    A very useful article, how do i subscribe to your blog?

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     Posted: 18 Jul 10 at 1:24pm  
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  7. Mentor07825
    Mentor07825 says
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    This film sucked more balls then Bruno.

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  8. lil_miss_turkey says
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    I saw this movie and I loved it ^^

    Though I went with my cousin, and she is gay and she told me, “I’m scared of penises for life dude, I’m gonna stick to girls for sure”. lol. Her 14 year old brother was also there and I think he was scarred for lie. lol

    I loved how the movie could make you go “awww”, then make you luagh then make you feel bad for luaghing at brunos sadness.

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     Posted: 15 Jul 09 at 10:11am  
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  9. Asimov
    Asimov says
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    I saw Borat about a year after it was released in theaters and thought it was pretty funny. I’m not a fan of retarded in your face toilet humor that’s just pummeled into you and tries to force you to laugh, I like the subtle lines and references that were made.

    So mostly my favorite parts of Borat was when he was interacting with “real” people and the least favorites were the stupid stuff like the naked fight and trying to kidnap Pamela.

    I will probably wait until a DVD release before checking this one out.

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     Posted: 13 Jul 09 at 6:02pm  
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  10. jamesa1986
    jamesa1986 says
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    come on everybody!
    lets get on the Cohen bandwagon again!
    lets see him take barely relevent modern gossip and make a gay KNOCK,KNOCK joke out of it!
    SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME!!!

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     Posted: 11 Jul 09 at 7:16pm  
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  11. nicodem kussowski
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    mexican furniture?

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     Posted: 11 Jul 09 at 2:38am  
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  12. tmib
    tmib says
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    I did see the Borat movie. I didn’t like it. Poopjokes, racist jokes, 2 naked, old, ugly, hairy, wet guys having a fake fight, then they making fun of the National Anthem. I didn’t see the funny part…

    Those good old times with the Naked Gun, Top Secret and the other epic hilarious movies.

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     Posted: 11 Jul 09 at 2:07am  
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