What the F*ck!: Chick-Fil-A
Chick-Fil-A, if you dont have one close to you, god have mercy on your soul – your missing out on some of the most delicious chicken sandwiches you have EVER tasted. However, this franchise from the beginning has been committing an unimaginable crime ever since its inception in 1967. To this day it seems No one has called them out on it. Well Joe has finally had enough, its time for RETRIBUTION!
I’ve always said “A trip to Chick-Fil-A can brighten any day!”
Of Course Unless that day is Sunday. The worse day of the week for Chicken Sandwiches!
I cant tell you how many times my dumb ass has driven to Chick-Fil-A, rocking back and forth in my seat in anticipation of those HOT NUGGETS – only to pull up to a dark and empty shell of a restaurant!
I HATE SUNDAYS!
I know why you are closed on Sundays, and I DONT CARE! STOP IT !
I NEED MY CHICKEN! NOW!
I’m hopelessly addicted to your delectable menu, and a lesser chain would have crumbled to the ground as I screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs banging on the closed doors. You’ve survived this long but only because i’ve been weak, I’ve been unable to destroy the very thing I love.
I know you think your doing good by providing people a day to worship or rest – to do some good in the community. But The pain and angwish you cause by being closed on this day when the majority of the populace is free from work, is unforgivable!
In your feeble attempt to encourage people to do good on Sundays, you’ve driven them to evil – hundreds if not thousands of broken human beings are lashing out at their fellow man, put into bad moods because they through no fault of their own are unable to get their fil-a fix. You have caused me great pain during multiple Sundays in my life, and for this crime, you can never be forgiven!
Chick-Fil-A, WHAT THE F*CK!
OPEN YOUR DOORS on Sundays! Think of the Children!