Posted on: Saturday, October 10th, 2009
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Game Preview: Bayonetta (Gets Nekked!)
Bayonetta is Getting Nekked for You! But is it enough to get your attention? Will you buy the game? and what the hell is so great about it anyway? Should you care? Check out the video and Leave your Preview Score!
What Hypes Me Up
+ Bayonetta Getting Nakey!
+ Unique Art Design
+ Bayonettas Special Moves (Charged Attacks)
Why I Could Care Less
+ How much Re-playability is in this Singe-player Title?
+ The Camera looks like it could have Issues
+ In your Face Sex Appeal, Look at her Shes Naked! Buy Our Game! …but its working.
Preview Hype Score
4/10
Bayonetta is Shaping up to be one of those games thats looks to have High Production Values, Unique Art Style and Beautiful Visuals but I just can’t seem to bring myself to care too much, its looking like a Rental for me – no matter how Naked She Gets. (Maybe.)
What do you think? Score on the Star Rating in the Game Detail and Leave a Comment!
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92 thoughts on “Game Preview: Bayonetta (Gets Nekked!)”
[...] so after I watched the April DmC trailer and an old preview for Bayonetta on The Angry Joe Show something occurred to me: I finally had an example I could point to to explain that fanservice is [...]
If U’re a fan of games like Devil May Cry then I think U’re gonna at least like Bayonetta.
The Game has Cool Graphics, Great gameplay, wonderful style, good story…. there’s alot here…
Everything that was good in DMC, here it’s over the top.
It hurts to say this but Bayonetta can actually go up againts DMC4, Im not saying it’s better, but here and there it’s just so over the top that you loose the track of what is actually going on or what’s the point of it, which I had no problems with in DMC4 gameplay or story wise, but DMC3 had more of those over the top scenes then DMC4 did.
If you refuse to play the game just because you think it’s sexist… FUCK YOU! If that would be the main point of the game then sure… go ahead, but here it’s not the case. Sure that sometimes I was watching her ass more then I should, I admit that, but after all that action and confusion its a nice distraction. Even God of War used that kind of tactics… And for all those religion creeps, its all censored… so no harm done. In GOW you didnt had that censoreship and no one calls it sexist, WHY?!
The Game has got Tons and tons of replay value, and right now the game costs under 20$ if not less and I would buy it for the Full price! But!! The 360 is dominant! with less loading screens and better frame rate, while the PS3 version takes away the full enjoyment because of framerate and huge loading screens.
bayonetta makes so much sense……and u can hug a high tension if u want to hate it and then like the dmc series(after 1)….
Bored and rummaging around your site and saw this. All I gotta say is, I dunno how it happened, but Bayonetta looks EXACTLY like my fiancee. Except Bayonetta is definitely somewhat taller, and my fiancee doesn’t have a hair suit or pistol boots that I fear she may make one day. It’s creepy as all hell, but I DEFINITELY consider myself lucky.
Well, good for you.
my laptop can not see this article correctly maybe the code is not correct? I will try to change computer and see if it ok.
She’s friggin hot no question but it is NOT better than DMC and it will sell it will sell for all of those nerdy ass gamers out there (no offense, i might buy it myself) but from the footage you got its not worth the 60$ at all. so yeah i’ll go with your 4/10
Im suprise you havent reviewed this game Joe. Shame on you! This has to be THE best action game ever made, and I played nearly all of them (DMC, GOW, NG you name it). It has everything: gameplay variety, unlockables, replayability up the arse, amazing boss fights, unique and incredibly fluid gameplay, level design, even the messed up over-the-top story…… just about every little thing it does it does right. As I mentioned beafore, its incredibly replayable, which is its biggest strong point, aside from gameplay that is. Its just like DMC of new generation, you should defeniatly check it out. The only thing that might be considered a minus is that this game can get hard, even on normal, but as you progress and get better this shouldnt be a problem. I am realy happy to reccomend this game.
(Im a girl) I played the demo, and I quite like the gameplay and the artwork is beautiful. But nobody can disagree on how fucking sexist it is, I mean c’mon…first >CLIMAX< *wink wink, nudge nudge* -.-
I would probably buy the game if they had put more effort in to the more important things like the replay value, other than the sex appeal. Gears of War 3 is coming out next year, I watched an interview and they mentioned Anya fighting along side Marcus and Dom etc. They covered her up and they haven't turned her in to a sex object, they hope that the female fans of the game appreciate that. I know I do.
I’m inbetween my meter on this one.
sorry about the multies, My browers was lagg’n and i keep hitting Stop button and then Submit till it went. My bad.
THIS GAME ROCKS MY SOCKS! I love beat’em Up hack and slashers with endless combo possibilities! GoW had its female counter part now so does DMC. End of Story.
You all make good points on pros and cons for the game But Honestly. My only complaint Was THAT F’n “Fly Me To The Moon” Song. If any of you Watch anime you know that was the ending theme to Neo Genesis EVA. I didnt like it then. and Putting Nock-off Rouge The Bat(Sonic Adventure 2) Beats Behind it didn’t change a thing. (I Already own the 5 disc OST LOL)
Irrelevant Info, I Just completely Pimped My PsP/Logitech Clear Armor BaYoneTTa Front/Back PSP Wallpaper. Working on a Game Boot Mod.
I Give this Game 2 Thumbs, 10 Toes, 1 Knee, and a Couple Elbows. . . 5/5 (^_^) Can’t wait to see all the girls that try to cosplay her at Anime/Gaming Conventions!!
THIS GAME ROCKS MY SOCKS! I love beat’em Up hack and slashers with endless combo possibilities! GoW had its female counter part now so does DMC. End of Story.
You all make good points on pros and cons for the game But Honestly. My only complaint Was THAT F’n “Fly Me To The Moon” Song. If any of you Watch anime you know that was the ending theme to Neo Genesis EVA. I didnt like it then. and Putting Nock-off Rouge The Bat(Sonic Adventure 2) Beats Behind it didn’t change a thing. (I Already own the 5 disc OST LOL)
Irrelevant Info, I Just completely Pimped My PsP/Logitech Clear Armor BaYoneTTa Front/Back PSP Wallpaper. Working on a Game Boot Mod.
I Give this Game 2 Thumbs, 10 Toes, 1 Knee, and a Couple Elbows. . . 5/5 (^_^) Can’t wait to see all the girls that try to cosplay her at Anime/Gaming Conventions!!
THIS GAME ROCKS MY SOCKS! I love beat’em Up hack and slashers with endless combo possibilities! GoW had its female counter part now so does DMC. End of Story.
You all make good points on pros and cons for the game But Honestly. My only complaint Was THAT F’n “Fly Me To The Moon” Song. If any of you Watch anime you know that was the ending theme to Neo Genesis EVA. I didnt like it then. and Putting Nock-off Rouge The Bat(Sonic Adventure 2) Beats Behind it didn’t change a thing. (I Already own the 5 disc OST LOL)
Irrelevant Info, I Just completely Pimped My PsP/Logitech Clear Armor BaYoneTTa Front/Back PSP Wallpaper. Working on a Game Boot Mod.
I Give this Game 2 Thumbs, 10 Toes, 1 Knee, and a Couple Elbows. . . 5/5 (^_^) Can’t wait to see all the girls that try to cosplay her at Anime/Gaming Conventions!!
Nice post, thanks for the information.
I have a presentation next week, and I am on the look for such information.
Well i have not played this game – but from the looks of what i have seen. im not a big fan of the DMC cry games and goW etc – but this didnt really do much for me. not saying it sucks but not something i would get into.
that autoplay win bullshit lol come on. thats fucking fucked up
MY GOD…. I just went completely flat at 2:12, almost choked laughing because it’s true for about 50% of the customers, only kidding.
But it’s an OK game, Japanese describes it best where story and gameplay take the back seat to visuals and “cough” eye candy.
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sooo fake
Hey Joe, i’ve got a few things to say/add.
I’ve played Bayonetta to the end. I played on Normal mode and when I got to about chapter 8 I was sick of the repetitive mini boss fights and boss fights. However, I never got tired of the visuals. There was something always leaving me with my mouth hanging open. It’s a Japanese! enough said.
After chapter 8 some of the fights became really frustrating and difficult for me, yeah I don’t master combos well and on Normal mode it requires you to do the combos and avoid being hit if you want anything about a silver award. The goal of the game is not to put the game on “really easy” which is the mode it was on in the beginning of the video above ^ Also on really easy they do make pushing one button do more than one attack with the extended life bar and also the monster do MUCH less damage.
The story to the game is a piece of crap. No joke. Do not expect a coherent storyline here to tie things together. The game is made to shock you and give you those OMG WTF!? moments and to present you with a challenge (combos, avoid being hit, collect all coins and jewels, unlock weapons and new combos, and last to do your best to get a platinum award) If your not a fan of fighting games with combos then you won’t like the game.
I did get tired of the game. It became a chore to fight through one more re-skinned monster. Yes the monsters are used over and over except the huge bosses. They recolor the mini bosses and that’s it. So after I got killed for the 50 millionth time (because apparently I suck) I put the game on easy mode (lolz) just so I can finish it and see how it ended. Do I like the game overall? Yes. But it should be rented, borrowed or bought used. I didn’t care enough to get every last achievement which would have required me to beat the game again on hard mode and then nightmare mode and I truly think it would have been a nightmare to beat that game on nightmare mode…lol
I already traded my Bayonetta in for Amazon store credit. It was fun while it lasted. the game does deserve a game rating of about 8 or 8.5 imo.
You just suck at playing action games and can’t do combos can’t you?
Hello I was wanting to know if any of you would know on the date the Sega Ringwide is going to launch?
I kinda like 3-D beat-em ups, so, while I’m not uber hyped for the game, and after trying out the demo and not being disappointed in it, I gotta say I am looking forward to it, but It’s not a definite buy. Maybe just a rent. I’m sitting at a 3 out of 5.
Yeah, I use a 5 point scale;
1 – “steaming pile of crunk”
2 – “meh, might be worth a lark”
3 – “looks interesting, but not really on my radar”
4 – “something I might be willing to waste 20+ hours of my life on”
5 – “ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! I gotta play this! 8D 8D 8D”
Sega SERIOUSLY needs to learn its lesson and go back to 2D games. Seriously, gameplay for this reminds me WAY too much of Ninja Gaiden, and along with it the Devil May Cry series. If you ask me, she looks like a rejected character from Dead Or Alive.
As for my opinion on the game, I doubt I’d be very impressed with it, just because the graphics are good doesn’t equal a good game, we all knew that with the N64. Anyway, I’m in the camp of 3/10 to 4/10
It’s like Dante fucked Rayne… And what do you get if a half-vampire fucks a half-demon? Wrong… The right answer is a big breasted witch with glasses and great power.
Seriously. I played the demo for about 15 minutes on IgroMir and I liked it.
it’s just a good game, not more, but not less. I liked the design, the only thing that sorta bothers me is the guns. Why? They look silly, they look more like water pistols than a serious weapon. Ofcourse they do look original, but the original design goes to the point that it becomes ridiculous. But it’s just my opinion and it’s not gonna stop me from enjoying this game.
P.S. HAIR?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF?! YTF?! Just kidding, it’s OK as long as its not body hair.