Posted on: Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 Author: Angry Joe Posted in: AJ Exclusives Comments: 14

Admiral Joe Brings you The new Lady Wa-Wa Music Video

Just in Time for Christmas Admiral Joe Brings you the Best Entertainment from Around the Galaxy, this is Intergalactic Sex Slave Lady Wa-Wa with her Smash hit Poker Face from Orions Have More Fun!

*Updated*
The Song is Out!
Phaser Face_MandyMartini_STO

Click Above!

Huge thanks to Mandy Martini at http://www.myspace.com/shakeitupmandy For the Quick Response. Literally done in a few minutes with no prep time! Turned out Fantastic if you ask me!

Why?!?
Because this was a test Inspired by an Inside Joke from the Star Trek Online Developers:

This is what happens towards the end of a project when you got guys giving it their all at all hours of the day. You get a lot of work done, but you get punchy and you get silly.

You get someone stumbling while they’re asking a question and saying “Phaser Face” – then, naturally, you get new lyrics for Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face”. Enjoy and feel free to sing along:

Phaser Face (sung to the tune of Poker Face by Lady Gaga)

I wanna starship like they got in outer space
Bridge to engineering lock it in warp factor 8 (make it so)
It takes expert training if you’re gonna sail the stars
And no one said I’d see the kind of hatred felt so far

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My head is hot… hey I just got shot
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My head is hot… hey I just got shot

You phased my
You phased my
I’m getting phased in my phaser face
(Ain’t never hurt nobody)
You phased my
You phased my
I’m getting phased in my phaser face
(Ain’t never hurt nobody)

Ph-ph-ph-phaser face, ph-ph-ph-phaser face
Ph-ph-ph-phaser face, ph-ph-ph-phaser face

Why rollin’ weapons free, why shoot that thing at me?
A little nicety will bring diplomacy (shoot to kill)
Starfleet command says it don’t have to come to this
So why does everything wind up with phasers or with fists (fists)?

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My head is hot… hey I just got shot
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
My head is hot… hey I just got shot

You phased my
You phased my
I’m getting phased in my phaser face
(Ain’t never hurt nobody)
You phased my
You phased my
I’m getting phased in my phaser face
(Ain’t never hurt nobody)

Ph-ph-ph-phaser face, ph-ph-ph-phaser face
Ph-ph-ph-phaser face, ph-ph-ph-phaser face

You sure gave my face a beating
Seems like cheating
Though I’m thinking I’ll start drinking
Wasn’t violent ’til this stunning, crazy phaser gunning
I’m like a Kirk with a bazooka
You best run before I aim at you
I guess it’s time, guess it’s time
Watch yourself ’cause your face is mine

You phased my
You phased my
I’m getting phased in my phaser face
(Ain’t never hurt nobody)
You phased my
You phased my
I’m getting phased in my phaser face
(Ain’t never hurt nobody)

Ph-ph-ph-phaser face, ph-ph-ph-phaser face
Ph-ph-ph-phaser face, ph-ph-ph-phaser face

I blame Brian, Zeke and Scott. I’m not quite sure thanks is in order. : )

-Zn

Here’s an Older Video I did before Martini Did it Justice!

14 thoughts on “Admiral Joe Brings you The new Lady Wa-Wa Music Video”

spiel

May 6, 2010 at 1:06 am

I am completly Agree with you! Great Article!

Sang Seel

April 12, 2010 at 2:59 pm

I realy like your post keep going this way!

Sakura Mahal

December 24, 2009 at 11:25 pm

Yeah, maybe I was a bit harsh, since Mandy could be a great singer. If I could hear her voice clearly to make that assumption. However, i think i’m more frustrated at Joe. I feel like he should’ve said something sooner, as stated above, I feel like she might have only been chosen because of her looks, because not everyone likes to flaunt, as flaunting usually leads to people thinking you are a hoe, that maybe she was picked because she is Latino? That maybe Joe had her in mind the whole time and just liked wasting everyones time? Can’t imagine Linkara doing that. I remember when he got his new intro music, he still accredited everyone else for there efforts, and I’m sure it wouldn’t have difficult to do. So, that’s that.

TrappedKitten 0 Fans

December 29, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Maybe a bit harsh on Joe too. He’s a VERY busy person. So gotta be a bit leanant with him. and he did say Taz did a good job, remember? Because I remember that very well! We all have different opinions and tastes.
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Talvrae

December 24, 2009 at 8:42 am

I Personally really, but really hate Lady GaGa…
but here probably the best video with her song Poker face that was ever made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfqTKt9RtNw
It’s around the Dark Knight

Sakura Mahal

December 24, 2009 at 3:38 am

well when music is thrown together you can tell, but hey, what do I know, I’ve only been in the recording business for over 15 years. Should’ve chosen quality not speed. Fast Food or Restaurant but hey still my opinion only. Too bad you led everybody on like you “still needed” the singing. Could’ve informed everyone that Mandy “saved the day” by releasing it in “a few minutes”. The only reason she was probably chosen was for the eye candy (too bad i’m not seeing it) for Joe. I’m sure if someone else would’ve looked like her, they would’ve got it, save of course they could get it out faster than “Mandy”. You can only be on Angry Joe if you look like Angry Hoe.

TrappedKitten 0 Fans

December 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
OMG! Scary Sakura! Can’t be too harsh on her. I doubt she is an Angry Hoe. (lmao) I mean, Joe has the last say on it.

Taz worked hard and long on hers, so I understand why you are being very protective. But I can’t wait for my present! She is a lovely singer. : D
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Mastawolf

December 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

I hereby pledge my aelgenice to you admiral Joe… Just as long as you bring more hot half naked green weman along with the armada… )))))))))))))

DracEye

December 23, 2009 at 5:47 am

PHATZ!!!! JOE

that was real quick and i think a real good version of *PokerFace*
all Treks will be hailing to you xD

now you only need a video
if you ever get in the mood to make something like this again just *DO IT!*

now you are Angry Joe *songwriter*

prem0nition

December 23, 2009 at 5:33 am

Fantastic job Joe and Mandy, great to hear Cryptic_Zinc’s moment of madness immortalized for all to hear

Stone 0 Fans

December 22, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Wow, how is it that all those fool officers look like dirty little pervs….

TrappedKitten 0 Fans

December 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm
well, if you are watching a hot chick dancing.. how can you NOT look like a dirty lil perv?
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- DracEye
  
  December 22, 2009 at 6:59 pm
  Exactly
  
  i like this idea and hope you find someone for it
  *want to hear this xD*
  
  ooohh…..
  and i have to take care my self so excuse me too ^.^
  *looks like a dirty little perv while going out of the room*
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