Posted on: Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
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Comments: 39
Top 5 Reasons Why Napoleon Will Kick Ass!
Napoleon: Total War, the latest installment of the award winning TW franchise is set to release Feb 23rd, 2010. However its Predecessor, Empire: Total War has been rife with bugs, A.I. Issues, and broken promises. Will the Total War Community be able to move on and trust in Creative Assembly again? Will Napoleon Total War be the Game that does this? This and more in this special duel feature preview
What Hypes Me Up
+ The Game will Retail for only $39.99 instead of the normal $49.99.
+ Over 40 Historically Accurate Generals with Area-Effect Abilities on the Battlefield.
+ A Supply Lines Mechanic that promises to keep “Mega-Armies” in Check.
+ Multiplayer Drop-in and 1v1 Campaign Modes.
+ Promised A.I. Improvements.
What Could Suck
+ If yet again the A.I. Exhibits the same problems that have plagued the franchise for years.
+ The Supply Line system doesn’t work as advertised.
+ Will Multiplayer really work in these longer game-sessions?
Preview Hype Score
6/10
Being a huge fan of Creatively Assembly and the Total War Franchise I’m really pulling for this game. I hope that it offers exactly what the developers have promised this time around – so that we can all quickly forget the disappointment suffered from Empire.
What do you think? Score on the Star Rating in the Game Details and Leave a Comment!
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39 thoughts on “Top 5 Reasons Why Napoleon Will Kick Ass!”
am I the only person in the world who ****ing hates bill and ted? I mean seriously it’s awul the clips make it very annoying if you don’t like the film.
name of the movie ?? look’s fun
are you kidding me dude? plz tell me you’ve heard of bill and ted’s excellent adventure? It was only the most brilliant keanu reeves movie of all time
Hi joe i just recently started watching your videos and they are awesome! i first saw your video on gam informer aliens vs predator. Anyway keep up the good work joe.
[...] also our Empire: Total War and Napoleon: Total War Videos! [...]
Does anyone know where to find this movie?
Oh, and great preview Joe.
I like the layout of your blog and I’m going to do the same thing for mine. Do you have any tips? Please PM ME on yahoo @ AmandaLovesYou702
The “Little Corporal” in Napoleon Total War. Hooray!
Goth or not. Yes I like that style but I’ve found even some modern stuff that actually gives a better view of what in the past was hard to read, I’m looking for that link I had a nice website in my bookmark on that will post it later
What’s so bad about Empire? I didn’t play the game until three weeks ago when it was on sale on steam, but all updates loaded in automatically and the game kicked ass. Naval battle, huge campaign… just beautiful.
Now I don’t know what to expect. A game only focusing on Europe? Only over a limited amount of time. WTF?! I want to dominate the world, not play an outlined strategy game, battle for battle.
And what’s with the so called “updates”? Same era, same type of battles – 322 “new” units. Line infantry will always be Line Infantry. Same crap.
This should have beeen an expansion and nothing else.
Did you know that you can actually “unlock” a multiplayer Campaign in Medieval 2 – Total War? Just with some changed settings within some config.ini files. Some years ago I googled that and found that trick…
The joke is that this mode seems to be already implemented in M2-TW, but just not unlocked. What the hell?
To the review, after the failure of E-TW, I will certainly wait if, after the release of N-TW, the mistakes of the past are done again or not…
I, Johnny M. say we should play a game of N:TW when it comes out.
Sir, I will see you on Steam.
Shoot me an e-mail if you’re keen.
Great work as always Joe.
It’s the Clones Wars lol
Great review. Too bad that Shireknight Guy over at the TW forums is such a forum Nazi, he shut down your review again.
This review is probably one of the BEST things that could have happened for CA and NTW, and some Gestapo agent(Mr Shireknight) over at the Yuku forums goes and locks it, claiming “profanity use”. It WAS EDITED, and the profanities were blipped out. You here the EXACT same type blips on daytime radio and TV. That guy just removes anything and EVERYTHING that could reflect negatively on CA. What’s funny is the fact that you’re actually talking UP CA more than your critisizing.
It’s great how you NAILED the fact that Empire is STILL broken, but that players should have hope for Napoleon. Empire was UNFORGIVEABLE in my book, hell, the debacle is 11 months after release and STILL ONGOING. I’ll not even think of paying for NTW. You’re review/preview does make it tempting though.
Angry Joe, i have got to say you are extremely talented! The top 5 for Napoleon was priceless! You now have another fan for life. Thank you for posting that on the totalwar.com forums. Great job!
I do enjoy your level-headness in these videos Joe, and the news about the separate campaigns and better generals makes this game sound the RTS I’ve been waiting for.
That said, I will still wait for your review.
hi,
I was wondering what is the ‘midi’ song you use in lots of your videos? you used it in this one I looked for it in the credits but couldnt not find anything in the credits relating to music, and what was the name of the song at end of the video with the vocals singing ‘go’?
game looks sick so far. empire wasn’t exactly a pleasurable experience for all of us so hopefully this will atone for their past mistakes.
I guess I can’t call myself a real RTS fan if I haven’t played a Total War game. Does anyone have a suggestion on what to start with?
Empire: total war, yeah it has its issues, but its a whole lifetime of RTS bundled into 1 game, and that makes it 1 of the greatest RTS games of all time, it has all the wants of an RTS gamer and MORE!
Well for starters I would suggest 2 total war games:
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-Shogun: Total War – the first one and by some presumed THE BEST TW game
-Rome: Total War – it’s the third in the series and the first one to actually employ (finger quotes) 3d (finger quotes) champaign map. I think it’s the best one out since I finished it like 4 times on highest diff
They are both better than Empire and they shouldn’t be priced high now (I think rome is available on steam now… not sure though ;P)
First medieval is quite a lot of fun too.
You know, the biggest selling point of this game seems to be that the patches will be included in it. Outside of that, I’m holding off on this one until I hear Joe’s review.
No game released 1 year after its predecessor can be high quality stuff. Lots of talk about features but what really matters in a game is how smooth it runs and how right it feels in your hands. Also with starcraft 2 beta starting this month, i wouldn’t buy an RTS game
wee wee ? for oui oui ? what the hell joe dont speak french i beg you to never adempt to speak french
by the way : NAPOLEON DECHIRE TOUT (this is how you could translate napoleon kicks ass)
Hey Joe,
did you know that the reporter is a german
I thnik we are so good in argumenting about bugs becouse our german game studios developers have prooven that not everything made in germany is quality ^.^
Yeah its running now again but I think a better betatesting would be nice…
Sacred 2 (PC) for expamle was only playable for me after the 4th patch just to crash the game again with the addon
P.S. Hey Joe something is wrong with your RSS Feed watched in Outlook 2010… Outlook tries to load every few seconds additional content (pictures,backgrounds..) My you try it yourself with the free beta copy of office2010
Greetz from Germany
kami
Oh my You just reminded me of all the games in Gothic series xD (especially the third one). And for the more recent ones… damn I can’t remember the name… The one with dragon hunter turning into dragon ;P.
Damn German games are so bugged and yet so fun xP
For me, the Best RTS was StarCraft, and sense then, i really havent had much fun with them.
But who knows, maybe this game will kick ass.
I thought Empire was totally worth what I paid for it. Mind you, that was ten bucks at a Steam sale. I’m surprised you didn’t say anything about the DLC special units (of which there are a half dozen packs), I haven’t used them but it sounds like a complete rip-off.
I was amazed how many people seemed downright offended at the part of the trailer where Napolean said he won in Russia. He didn’t destroy the HMS Victory either; it’s an alternate history game, just like the entire series.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. : Shadow of Chernobyl release build… That was real alpha-testing…
BTW General Kutuzov gonna kick Napoleon’s ass. Just like in 1812
I don’t have any prepared opinion on the game.
That’s because I’m a kind of person that does his best NOT to be caught in any hype (or anti-hype for all that matters) since this kind of thing might actually hurt your gameplay experience. For example I remember the last game I got extremely hyped on was Spore (DAMN YOU MAXIS!) and it was such a HUGE disappointment over what I hoped it to be.
Thus because I didn’t play Napoleon yet, and I will buy it as I do with each and every Creative Assembly game (well maybe except Stormrise… but I guess it wasn’t a big miss ;P), I can’t really judge it. From the trailers, interviews and previews it seems like it will be empire with some big fixes. And that’s OK with me. Well all see how it works when it comes out.
PS. I was actually one of the few persons that didn’t have all that trouble with Empire
but hell maybe I was just lucky… naval battles still suck though…
Haha , a most excelent touch with …. BILL AND TED’s EXCELENT ADVENTURE !!! Catch you later Joe dude .
Another massive disappointment for me was COD Modern Warfare 2. So many problems from glitchers, hackers, and cheaters, it really sank the game for me. Right on the money with ETW Joe good review.
Angry Joe are the total war series good should i buy them ? ( please reply )
I was never played RTS untill i bought Empire: total war. AND I LOVE IT! it is worth the buy, especially because right now it is 65 percent off on steam, untill monday.
Overall it is a very good game, but can get a bit linear, and the multiplayer is extremly laggy (IMO).
Not an RTS fan, Napoleon is Total Avoidance for me.
I am a huge RTS fan. Awesome to see someone take the time to review one, and of Joe’s caliber.
I really hope all those problems are fixed. Also I just watched your Battlefield vs MW2 video and now it’s gone. Did you delete it?
Haha you luck SOB, I was testing blip for data replication. You got lucky son! It’ll be up soon. =)
Good to know.