Commando Movie Review
Short Version: The Over-the-Top Action movie that all other Action movies aspire to be! Campy to all hell, there’s no better movie to watch with fellow Arnie Fans! Throw in Encouraged Quote-Alongs, Free Cap Guns for every audience member, Live Pyro-Technics in the Theater, and Fucking Explosions this was one Arnie Film Experience that sadly will never be matched! Thank you Alamo Drafthouse & The Action pack!
What you’ll Like:
• Arnold at his Best! Oozing Bad Ass, Doing whatever the hell he wants, and Delivering Campy One Liners!
• One of the most absurdly mismatched, out of shape but completely bad-shit crazy awesome villains arnie has ever faced! Bennett!
• An Entire Army of Trained Soliders Expending thousands of Rounds Every SINGLE ONE missing due to being DEATHLY Afraid of Arnold.
• All of the obvious and hilarious fake effects, stuntwork, and wires that they decided to leave in the film.
• Having Hundreds of Movie-Go’ers fire off their Capguns at the same time during all the Action Sequences.
• The Heat from the Explosions, confetti and steam from on-stage makes for an immersive experience no theater can match.
• Beer and Full Menu in the Theater. Nuff’ Said.
What you’ll Hate:
• Not one FUCKING THING! And I Will fight any man who says otherwise!
Final Verdict:
10/10
PERFECT
ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE
Beer. Food. Movies. And Sometimes Explosions. Be Jealous.
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Even you will do thumbs down this.. my opinion in this still says was good then but awefull now.
Well maybe you like powerrangers or something you love this.
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Looks like a great time. I love this movie, but I’m biased.
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Dude! I wanna work as the guy who trashtalk before movies!
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THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL!
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This place looks incredible! Wished i lived in Texas
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wish they would do such things in Europe to :/ but no – the last big special was for hana monatana ;(
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Holy shit! I wish they did explodey cinema stuff like that in Britain. Looks hella fun.
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joe if loved this movie i suggest watching total recall its funny and action packed i dont want to ruin it for u if you havnt seen it but theres one we ugly as fuck mutant that gave me nightmares
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Greatest guy movie ever, Arnold at his best!
They just do not make em like this anymore!
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I wonder why the Critic found this movie bad?
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Critic didnt find this movie bad, he said he loves this movie, but he also said that its so cliche
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Arnold is bad ass I have all of his movies this one is on my top Arnold list the ending is the best part of the movie.
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We get beer!
beer is good m8
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You get beer and guns when you go to a movie? i just get a Sprite.
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Come on guys Commando is old nice to see on your television and all or dvd collection.
whatever rocks your boat.
But not that great as in a 10. that isnt the right rating.
I mean you can go out for paintball or laserquest if you want to have some fun.
going out to the cinema for commando with some actionpack nah….
The Expendables are much beter.
fun etc etc.
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can someone tell me the name of the movie at 1:48 – 1:58? I’am looking for this movie for jears but i can’t remember the name. please help.
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I love how Joe was actually trying to shoot the bad guys on screen like a game of Duck Hunt instead of just firing his cap gun recklessly.
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wow fuckin awesome! commando is a great film as long as you just sit back , switch your brain off and appreciate it for what it is
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OMG really commando was cool back then.. now its not.
now its almost as good as avatar! LOL
the last AirBlunder.
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Commando and Avatar don’t belong in the same sentence. Commando is Googolplexian times better than any movie in the universe. In fact It’s not a movie, It’s a Document to all of the mankind
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Maaaaaan, when does this thing comes to europe ?????
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My god this sucked! the hosts were acting high (and chances are, they were). THe pyrotechnics were pathetic and served no purpose. AND MOST OF ALL, THE MOVIE HAD HORRIBLE ACTING!!!!! thank you.
– JOE!!!!!
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“F**k you asshole.”
*click*
“F**k YOU asshole!”
PAWNCH!
I’m sorry, but that’s the best line in any movie.
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I like the Ice Age movies, super animation.
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What? Austrian Death Machine? They sound like complete shit. ArnoCorps have been touring for 10 years and are a billion times better! Wake up!
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where is your interview with the guitarist of Arnocorps, Inzo der Barrakuda?!? How could you end this with Austrian Death Machine?
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I hate you so much for having such an awesome place in your hometown.
FEEL MY HATE JOE! FEEL IT!
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Sweet effects but have to say u need to be a reel fan of the movie or arnold to get passed the fact that was his most cliched movie of all time.
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Best. Movie. Evar
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PURE AWESOMENESS!!!!!
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I hate Texas, but I would of def put that aside to go see this!
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Man, screw 3D! THIS should be the way movies should be presented!
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absolutely! i wish they would show some movies up here in canada like that! it beats the living crap outta 3d for sure!
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Thats a good way to see Godzilla movies too,heck I saw a worker there with a Godzilla T.
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Commando was one of my favorite movie when i was a little girl… but when i watched it again years later i taught he didnt aged well at all… But if i had to watch it again it would be this way lol look like way more fun
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Incredible show! 3D eat your heart out!
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Damnit… just watching this movie makes me want to move to Texas so I can see stuff like this.
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I cant believe i missed this!!!!
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Nice shooting!!!!
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No better way to watch Commando! Last time I saw something that awesome was Terminator at Universal Studios (I believe it was), where they had robots shooting lasers on the side, explosions, and an Arnold lookalike fly right out of the screen on a motor bike, the ride off. It was amazing!
Making us all jealous Joe. We need more groups like these guys!
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How I miss Alamo Drafthouse. Next semester (my last semester at St. Ed’s in Austin!) I will go to the Action Pack as many times as I can. =D
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I’d say bad ass
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damn that looked bad ass. =D
i hope they will show movies like that in my country too one day.that would be awesome.
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Now THATS how you show Commando in cinema
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finally get to ssee where the Red vs Blue guys go to watch movies
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