Iron Man 2: The Video Game Review
The Short Version: Iron Man 2: The Video Game Sucks! Despite one of the developers promising in multiple interviews it wouldn’t. He had to have known too. Aside from fixed flight controls, the game ignores a massive opportunity for a co-operative mode and only delivers 4-5 hours of game play! For a Full Priced $60 game, Sega should be ashamed of themselves!
The Video Review:
What you’ll Like:
• Flying mechanics have been improved.
• Blow stuff up.
What you’ll Hate:
• THE GAME IS 4 HOURS LONG! For $60! Unacceptable, no matter how fun any missions are.
• The Voice Acting and Sound Effects are particularly weak. (except Samuel L. Jackson & Downey Impersonator)
• HUGE opportunity wasted by not including Co-op for War Machine fans.
• No Online modes outside of the 4-5 hour game play means this is play once & forget.
• Whiplash doesnt even make an appearance and there was no point to Black Widow’s character.
Final Verdict:
2/10
EPIC FAILURE! DO NOT BUY!
Issue your own Final Score Above!
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162 thoughts on “Iron Man 2: The Video Game Review”
Angry Joe besides going to fucking Game try out Player’s Choice, if you bought you bought a fuckish game they can give you your $60 back and since Gamestop won’t, try Player’s Choice!
I like that, “Put ‘DO NOT BUY’ stickers on terrible games” idea!
I’m sorry Joe! I bought it but to be fair I had not discovered you until after this review so yeah sorry about that. :/
Iam afraid that the iron man 3 game will be even shitier than this
by the ways I am a big fan
Angry Joe: Guess how long it took me to beat it.
Me: 4 hours?
Angry Joe: NO!!!!! 4 HOURS!!!!!!!!!! lol
Lol… Don Cheadle looks Fucked up!
Especially the part where he suits up the War Machine Armor.
6:36 i was drinking water and i almost choke with it for that joke jajaja.
MOST FUCKED UP GAME EVER !
Lol favorite part was “Bend me over and F*** me” Just the way he said it was roflmao
joe man you are fucking awesome at your reviews man your always just so real about what you say man keep doing what your doing we can stand up againest these fucking move games and for these people makeing them! >: D angry joe forever!!
The “Robert Downey Jr. impersonator” is Eric Loomis, who provided the voice of Tony Stark/Iron Man in the “Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” animated series.
What the fuck! Sega (that created this bullshit game!) expects me to buy this crappy game that is only $60 and 4 fucking hrs of gameplay, well then….go fuck your self!!! Thanks joe for reviewing ths.
the game does suck because
1. game play
2. does not have 2 player
3. the game itslef
oooookay now i must admit i only played iron man 1 on the psp version and despite the shitty graphics i liked it. but iron man 2…. just WOW like manuel said. i watched a walkthrough on iron man 2 and THIS IS FUCKING BUUUULLLLSHIIITTT !!!!! 60 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR ONLY 4 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY??? SEGA you know what? FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
This has some of your best angry lines ever. Basically everything said from the moment you gave the TWOO! score was great. “Unless this game starts BLOWING ME (complete with DX crotch chop)” and of course best ending ever off camera is utilized perfectly “Who’s going to pay me back for this SHIT!?”
Wow just wow
Gamestop rips you off regardless. Seriously, I don’t trade-in games anymore, all they do is try to rip you off.
ds has vs coop and a diffrence between chars
the psp version of 1 is decent
The film was great and the cover of this game is great but I will not even play the demo because of what you said.
iron man 1 was THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT EVER
Keep fighting those corporate bitches Joe!
I take back what I said about iron man 1 I forgot that I was high when I played it.
movie licence games are fucking screwed up.ALL of them.
the spiderman games where pretty fun.
The first iron man game was pretty good(slightly above decent) besides the movie licence games suck ass.
Why does the movie licence games suck , thay dont add anything neewwww jercs and assholes
WoW sega just WoW!
Sega ARE you F*************CKING SERIUOS WTF WTF WTF 2 horrible Games in a f*ucking row
Haha… Sega, why did you make such a shitty game?. You’re such an awesome company with so many talented people working for you.
Lol..
Fucking idiot , sega didn’t make this game, sega only published it.
I remmeber seeing a comic book add for this game that said this, two heros, two suits… one mission. Which lead me to bealive this game would have a co-op mission on. I saw this reveiw before I went out to by this game.
THANK YOU ANGRY JOE FOR SAVING MY MONEY.
i bought it for 19.95 a year ago NOT on sale that was just the real price
joe these adverts are getting stupid, 20sec, 30sec ok i suppose, but some of these are getting stupidly long, be careful you dont turn into that visored man you keep making fun of, actual left your site because of the length hoping for a shorter advert when i came back,
1st game was horrible; 2nd game looks fucking horrible.
OK 2 be fare its an ok game…….NOT MOTHER F***************CKERS I WILL KILL WHO EVER DIRECTED THE MAKING OF THIS SHITTY GAME
4 hrs long, horrible acting, no online, whipslash doesnt make an appearance
this game is broken
I think you gave Iron Man 2 a better score than I would have. the better voice actors should be canceled out by the horrible voice actor. It felt like he already knew this game was crap so he did not put forth any effort. I would have given it a 1 for improved flight that is it.
I was thinking can you please do an angry review on resident evil operation raccoon city? want to know how it is before possibly buying it
I’m sorry but what kind of shit video player is that?
joe bitch slap me for buying the game i deserved it this game sucks donkey dick on a whole new level
when you told me to guess the amount of time it took to beat it, i said 4.
i get yelled at for being wrong despite getting the right answer.
oh the irony.
Gotta love the Sabbath opening, great review!
Whene you asked how long do you think it took me to complete the game, I said comly 4hours?
Than you said: NO 4 HOURS!!!!!
(lol)