The Expendables Review
For a film that could have gotten so many things wrong The Expendables Delivers on its promise! An action spectacle with a star studded cast of the past and present doing what they do best. While it can’t live up to the films of the golden age of action (80s), it still delivers in all the ways that ultimately count.
What you’ll Like:
• An Amazing roster of some of my favorite action stars ever and some new guys I freaking love like Jason Statham and Terry Crews!
• The hand to hand combat in the film was better than expected – everyone fought in their own style and it made for these larger than life epic beatdowns.
• The massive climactic end battle where the Expendables team fights damn near the entire island’s army.
• For coming from much different types of action films, all the stars worked well together and had great chemistry.
• Best Part: Terry Crew’s Sexy Girlfriend! =) You’ll understand when you see the movie.
What you’ll Hate:
• Arnold is only in it for a few minutes. (Please make an Expendables 2 with him on the team!)
• Why exactly did General Garza even need the American Monroe, so that the film had a more well known bad guy?
• Garza needed more heavy hitters than just Steve Austin and some British dude, they had no chance!
• Needs more Terry Crews!
• Worst Part: When scouting the island, Stallone and Jason manage to kill a truck load of armed soldiers who had them at gun point without a shot fired – that’s a bit TOO much like the chessy 80s action films. Less of that more of the rest of the film.
Final Verdict:
8/10
Very Fun!


















129 thoughts on “The Expendables Review”
I think I;ll listen to you, although, to be honest I did feel it was somewhat lacking but mostly due to some of the big names in the trailer making only cameos in the film.
Also, the Gun is an AA-12
Completely agree great action flick, cant wait for number 2 with Norris, Arnaldo, Willis, and Van Dame.
Joe for once I don’t agree withyou………… THIS MOVIE IS A FUCKING 9/10 or 10/10, this is the 90′s movie, that never got released, which all of us kids from the 80′s and 90′s always wanted to see!!! And we see it in 2010!! I loved it this movie is fucking ACE! Can’t wait for Part 2 to hit Theaters!!!!
FUCK YEAH!
Joe for once I don’t agree withyou………… THIS MOVIE IS A FUCKING 9/10 or 10/10, this is the 90′s movie, that never got released, which all of us kids from the 80′s and 90′s always wanted to see!!! And we see it in 2010!! I loved it this movie is fucking ACE!
Arnold is BACK for the Sequel WITH..CHUCK NORRIS! FUCK! YA! TWICE!