Sonic Free Riders Review
Short Version: God make it stop! Sonic Free Riders has been my hands down WORST gaming experience since I started the AngryJoeShow. Never in my life has a game made me feel more sick, irritated, and downright annoyed than Sonic Free Riders. I despise everything about this game.
What you’ll Like:
• The time that you spend not playing the game.
• Best Part: Returning it to the game store for a FULL Refund.
What you’ll Hate:
• This game is broken.
• The Terrible Menu Interface – the voice commands need you to speak the name of the button but they dont display the name of the button except for when you have the button selected.
• Also, the game is broken.
• 2-player is a nightmare you dont feel like you have enough room and your movements seem to register even less often than in the single player mode.
• The graphics combined with the sudden direction changes will have you feeling nauseous within the first lap. You will feel sick playing this game.
• Did I mention, the game is broken? It doesn’t work as advertised.
• The soundtrack wears on you quickly.
• Worst Part: Playing it and feeling sick afterwards, even on different play throughs and days – that nasty feeling each time lasted hours and I refuse to forgive this game for it. If a game is this broken and induces this kinda reaction something should have been done to tweak or correct the mechanics.
Final Verdict:
1/10
WTF?!?!
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Please search rage quit for sonic free riders under rooster teeth just to see a fellow gamer scream his lungs out.
This is the beginning of the age of Suck Box Kinects downfall from crappy to absolutely fucked up.
Nostalgia Critic has “A Bat Credit Card” for a Rage Button, Angry Joe has “Sonic Free Riders” for his Rage Button.
Btw, did anyone notice that sometimes on the menu, you get another cursor? That’s the problem he’s (probably) got. Even with the game itself. DAMN YOU SPACE REQUIREMENTS, do you really need to have nothing around you?
Never played this game, but I would give it at least a 1.4/10… don’t ask why xD
Ugh i hate the controls but have some enjoyable moments,still awful 5.9/10
This game isn’t as bad as you say… this game deserves a 6/10……
The only reason I would give this a 2/10 instead of a 1/10 is because I don’t blame the developers; I blame the Kinect. This is clearly a game that was not made with the Kinect in mind, but some jackass at Microsoft evidently demanded more third party titles for the Kinect so they redid the controls at the eleventh hour without being able to fully account for what an absolute festering turd the Kinect truly is.
So I think it deserves the same score Steel Battalion got, and reserve 1/10 scores for games that have no excuse for being broken and unplayable as they are (like Mindjack).
Lets all argee on this KINECT SUCKS ASS!!!!!