Sonic Free Riders Review
THIS GAME SUCKS!
Short Version: God make it stop! Sonic Free Riders has been my hands down WORST gaming experience since I started the AngryJoeShow. Never in my life has a game made me feel more sick, irritated, and downright annoyed than Sonic Free Riders. I despise everything about this game.
What you’ll Like:
• The time that you spend not playing the game.
• Best Part: Returning it to the game store for a FULL Refund.
2-player mode!
What you’ll Hate:
• This game is broken.
• The Terrible Menu Interface – the voice commands need you to speak the name of the button but they dont display the name of the button except for when you have the button selected.
• Also, the game is broken.
• 2-player is a nightmare you dont feel like you have enough room and your movements seem to register even less often than in the single player mode.
• The graphics combined with the sudden direction changes will have you feeling nauseous within the first lap. You will feel sick playing this game.
• Did I mention, the game is broken? It doesn’t work as advertised.
• The soundtrack wears on you quickly.
• Worst Part: Playing it and feeling sick afterwards, even on different play throughs and days – that nasty feeling each time lasted hours and I refuse to forgive this game for it. If a game is this broken and induces this kinda reaction something should have been done to tweak or correct the mechanics.
May the lord himself have mercy on this game and its developers!
Final Verdict:
1/10
WTF?!?!
This game sucked before i even discovered angry joe show a friend of mine was with me and i found sonic free riders i thought it just might be good luckely i downloaded the trial IT SUCKED I COULDN’T F%$KING MOVE… AT ALL I COULD NOT JUMP AND AFTER I DELETED THE TRIAL AND WHEN I SAW THIS REVIEW THIS PIECE OF SH$!T IS WORST THAN I THOUGHT THE MUSIC in sonic is awesome BUT THIS ONE SUCKED I HAVE NOT SEEN THE STORY MODE SO ANGRY JOE EITHER DID NOT TOUCH IT CAUSE ITS SH!T OR THEY DROPPED IT i am happy i got the trail
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you fail you don’t about sonic game
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Joe 1/10 No Good Nick 6/10 good this game is cool joe all so the kinect voice on sonic free riders work form nick
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Hey Joe, go to Newgrounds.com and watch “Sonic Free Riders in 5.5 Minutes” it should wrap up what the game is like to you.
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God make it stop! Sonic Free Riders has been my hands down WORST gaming experience since I started the AngryJoeShow.”
Welcome to the Sonic Fandom!
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i know this review is old but holy shit “i will fight you on the side of the street! ” is amazing i need that on a shirt
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IM JUST GONNA FLIP OUT, you scared the fuck out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A friend of mine has this game and just out of curiosity I tried it… almost broke my arm, and the celling lamp, trying to navigate in the menus.
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It makes Sonic R, look like Need fo rspeed.
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Mai from King of Fighters has a very tight vagina
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AND JUST WIPED THEIR FUCKING ASS WITH IT AND THREW IT IN OUR FACE!@1@
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No joe look im sorry but this game isnt a 1/10 game…..IT IS A 0 out of goddamn 10=== –10/10 ARGH I CANT BELIEVE MY FRIENDS TALKED ME INTO BUYING THIS SHIT
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You’d never have such problems with the interface if you used an actual CONTROLLER! Just goes to show what a pointless, bullshit gimmick Kinect is.
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THEY DID WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WTF GUYS SERIOUSLY! YOU MADE A REF TO THE HOVERBOARD FROM BACK TO THE FUTURE! ………………………….I AM WITH WHEN HE GOES TO FIGHT ON THE STREETS! ME 7 MY CREW WOULD FOLLOW JOE WHERE EVER HE’S GOES! TO HELL & BACK!!
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See guys it’s not just terrible its TURRIBLE
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I love Sonic Riders 1 and 2. I had a feeling that since the 3rd one could not be played with the controller??? Yeah that is not a good sign.
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LOL X infinite! I love the theme song and all sonic songs. I’m so glad I never rented this game.
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i argree! THIS GAME WONT LET ME FUCKING JUMP CHARGE OR ANYTHING I CROUCNH TO CHARGE IT WONT FUCKING DO IT ARGGGG!
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You missed a “fuck” in editing… at about 3:38. Doesn’t bother me, but thought you might like to know.
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Joe, while I agree with your review (though honestly I don’t like kinect too much), you should know… velocity includes direction within it, speed is velocity without direction XD /physics nazi… does that even exist?
… Yeah, I’m that much of a geek, lol
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FUCK ALL OF U PEOPLE!!! THIS REVIEW WAS STUPID AND DUMB!!! THAT’S IT!!! HERE IS WHAT I REALLY LIKE ABOUT THIS REVIEW, NOT THIS GAME!!! NOTHING!!! WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE GAME THAT’S GOOD, EVERYTHING!!!>:( GOD, I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOO PISSED OFF BECAUSE OF MY COMMENTS!!! I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU ABOUT THIS COMMENT!!!!!!! DISLIKE THIS NOW!!! I DON’T CARE AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU MADE ME MAD!!!! >:(>:(>:(>:(>:(>:( SO STFU AND PLAY THIS GAME!!! THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY RATE THIS GAME, A 8.5 OUT OF FUCKING 10!!!
Thank you, assholes. You made me reach my whole limit. THIS REVIEW IS ACTUALLY A 0/10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure there is some issues about the controls, but WHO FUCKING CARES!!! THERE I SAID IT!!!
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God this game is a living nightmare! This game was sent from hell!!!
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What´s good about this game? NOTHING!!!
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Litlle story about this game. Friend bought kinect/xbox bundle that had only this game with it. I helped he to get started with xbox and we tried out this game, (was first kinect experience for me too) after a while we thougt that the sensor was broken. He sent it to the warranty repairs and it came back with a note that said that the fault is in the game not in the sensor =P
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LOL
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My last comment has 5 dislikes now. WTF?! >:( I mean, come on. This game is actually good, just not for Angry Joe. I still rate it at 7.5/10.
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Come on, everybody. Give this game a chance. This game is actually ok, just not to people, especially for Angry Joe. I rate this game a 7.5/10. And also, Joe! YEAH I’M TALKING TO YOU!!!! YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS GAME VERY MUCH AND ONLY LIKING IT FOR HAVING A F**KING REFUND, F**KING S**T FACE!!! And also, when the game has a voice command option, YOU HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO PLAY AT, F**KING IDIOT!!! I rate this REVIEW A FIRST, 0/10. THIS REVIEW SSSSUUUUCCCCKKKKED!!! >:(
Please people, don’t be mad at me watching this, then looking at the comments, then finding my name on here. PLZ?!
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fuck off hater
joe is doing is job and saving people from wasting their money if u gonna hate then go to other site
joe reviews the game as a gamer and thats the whole point he gives the game to us as a gamer would
so you, corporate commander fanboy can go spread your own fucking bs
im srry but im allergic to bullshit
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Jesus. I thought the first Sonic Riders was a worthless pile of dog shit, but, compared to this festering pile of diseased anus, that “game”- and I use the term lightly- was a fucking MASTERPIECE! I tried this abomination at my frined’s place. We are no longer on speaking terms. I would rather spend the rest of my life strapped to a chair, forced to play the DS version of Rabbids Go Home- the only game I ever managed to get a full refund for- for the rest of my days, than ever look at this… this THING again..
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i have never seen you that angry, joe . it looks so fucking terrible, and that music sounded so disgusting
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i Tried to play this game with my brother he looked at me like i was crazy when we tried two player yes sonic free riders is an insult to god
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