Mindjack Angry Review
Release Date: January 18, 2011
Platform: Xbox 360, PS3
Developer: feelplus
Publisher: Square Enix
Genre: Third Person Shooter
Players: 1 Offline Player, 8 Players Online
Angry Joe literally loses his mind reviewing Mindjack from Square Enix. Its only January and we already have a strong candidate for Worst Game of 2011! How can a concept this interesting be executed so poorly? Find out!
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158 thoughts on “Mindjack Angry Review”
Whats wrong with this game is it is made by Square Enix. the only company worse than Square is EA.
Think this game is horrible? Try Catherine. Can you please make a review on Catherine? Thanks.
THE BEST ANGRY JOE REVIEW OF ALL TIMES, SO MUCH FUN
this game suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
I had to see it to believe it. Damn does this game suck.
How it passed Q&A is beyond me.
man this is sad that this game sucked yet geist or something like that was way better even though it was on the game cube…wtf this game is a waste of money and time…in geist the Ai at least worked and you can do all this at the same time but the controls were bad only b/c of the controller for the game cube…i’d give it a one for such a failure…
Wonder what got Joe more pissed off this game or Sonic Free Riders sort of looks like there both even.
Mind Jack Bad Things
1. It takes forever just to change from mind to mind.
2. It has a horribly loud static when your leaving and entering a guys mind.
3. The AI’s are never take cover they just stand out in the open.
4. The plot doesn’t exist.
5. In multi-player mode you have to be in level 24 to earn the write to make your own teams.
6. The enemies cant hit shit.
7. After 6 hrs of playing they drop a “bomb.”
8. Voice acting is horrible.
9. The robots shoot the ground.
10. The bosses are pointless.
11. You can make a monkey army only to get a game freeze 5 seconds later.
12. Ever single time you lose you lose all your guns and ammo.
13. And Worst of all !!!!! It made Angry Joe curse so loud the whole planet heard it.
Mind Jack Good Things
1. …………
Exactly !!!!!
Hm, rewatching this, does the story maybe make a little more sense than it seems like? Maybe you’re not playing as Jim, but as somebody who hacks into him during gameplay but not during cutscenes (for some reason). This would explain why he says he never heard of it, and it explains him completely disregarding the orders in the beginning.
cracked me up at the end of the review A.J., I see your point of avoiding this “crap of video production” for as long as it takes for them to recall them from store shelve, because it’s crap. Not worth playing even as a rental.
wow! they must have made this for people 80-year-olds who just started playing games as an introduction to how to use a controller. It’s the only logical explanation. Square Enix’s president’s grandpa wanted a game and his son decided to give him a little gift for christmas.
How could Square Enix seriously think this is a good game? it’s appallingly bad in every single aspect of it, it was either
1. developed as a form of torture
2. everyone was drunk during production
3. all the sane people were fired
honestly this game should have been given a 0 or lower
in fact calling this thing a game is an insult to all games out their, it’s more like a pile of manure in a game case
This… qualifies as a game!?! The gameplay is repetative, the AI is dumber than mud, the story makes no sense, and after 6 hours, THE CHARACTERS DON’T EVEN KNOW WTF THEY’VE BEEN DOING!!!! But you know what pisses me off most? SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS GAME!!!! My score: 0/10, or lower.
i saw this game on the shelves at Gamestop and after reading the back of the case i was like “oh what an interesting game” but thankfully never got it. But as the time went by i grew interested in it; as i couldn’t just rent. then i watched this review and was like “phew, glad i didn’t waste money or my life on it” XD
Thanks Joe for taking one for the team
LMAO Man!! LMAO! Thanks for the review! That was the only good thing anyway.
I’m glad this game was released, just for an epic review like ths!
i thought this game is worse then vampire rain
i remember the day i saw this.. in the end i was like WTF? o.O
his Scream in the end is EPIC
I actually prefer “Sonic Free Riders;” and no, I’m not joking.
Seriously, Joe. If you’re reading this, ADD A 0/10. CAUSE THIS… THIS “GAME” SERIOUSLY DESERVES IT.
This is DEFINITELY Joe’s BEST review… Although (this will disappoint you, Joe), I actually want to get a VERY cheap copy either rented or owned just to see if it is as bad as he and everyone else says it is.
i dont care if this game was on sale for 1$ new it would still be a waste of money. do the world a favor and dont support a company that releases bad games all it’ll do is cause them to release more bad games knowing that theres plenty of idiots out there that will buy it
buying a used game doesn’t give money to the company.
This is my favourite game in the entire world! I love it when my xbox freezes on it and I love how this game has such a pooooor story line and stupid A.I. I rate this 0/10! Great game! (sarcasm, it sucks)
dont forgett about the monkey minions XD
God, this game looks such a shaite. But at the same time, such a feast for a reviewer.
This is one of your funniest reviews, gotta love thar craaazy rage!
wat is tht heavy metal song tht plays @ the end of the videos?
Suffer My Disbelief by Callenish Circle. They’re a Dutch melodic death metal band, they broke up a few years ago though. I’m pretty sure Joe messed with it a bit, in the song the guy clearly screams ‘more’ instead of ‘go’.
Im glad that there is no PC version.
“I dont even wanna mind jack!”
HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHA