The Witcher 2 Sexy Review
Release Date: May 17, 2011
Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3
Developer: CD Projekt RED
Publisher: Warner Bros Interactive
Genre: RPG
Players: 1 Offline Player
Angry Joe takes a serious long hard lustful look at The Witcher 2, the most mature adult oriented RPG he’s had the pleasure of playing. This game has sex and titties, now hold up – before you run out and buy it, check the review for what else you can expect!
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219 thoughts on “The Witcher 2 Sexy Review”
This is the best adult RGP so far!
Well .. I’d buy it if there was the chance for some good male sex! Looks great but the boring ‘straightness’ of the main character would get real old for me .. REAL fast! What’s the point of a hunky longhaired guy if he won’t have his way with the boys now and then?? (My gripe with every fuckin’ anime ever made! Super gay looking characters .. that are always bitching about their dead girl friends … jeeeeezzzz.
Anyways, my point is it’d be nice if there was a choice of sex! Though I’ll admit that’s getting better in most games these days.
Great looking game though .. I might pick it up if it comes on steam at a discount. I’d definitely pay for a gay sex DLC 😛 Hey .. if we’re gonna be adult about this .. I want, what I WANT!.
You’re a faggot. A disgusting, unrespectable, trashy fag. Go fuck yourself.
So, could you compare this game a mix of Dark Souls, and Dragon Age?
Maybe
hate
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Alchemy tree is not pointless lol wht are u talking about -.- has the highest dmg output. Other than that solid review. And its funny cause they fixed almost everything u mentioned with the enhanced edition.
mixed reviews for the first game? you are wrong about that one joe, the first game got a 86/100 on metacritic, that is not mixed reviews….
Metacritic, really? Its a crappy site. And yes it did get mixed reviews, most people enjoyed the second game a lot of people struggled with the gameplay and the horrid voice acting of the first one.
You know even president Barack Obama has appreciate this game when he visited Poland
No he was just given a free copy by their prime minister, he hasn’t actually played it.
Hold on movie adaptations weren’t so bad, cgi effect is poor just because it’s from 2001 and was filmed with ~5 milion USD budget.
Im 14 and i wont to play this game . But my mom wont let me play it because the nudity and sex in it . Do any of you have any idea of how to get her to let me play it ? ps I play mass effect elder scrolls divinity two worlds risen fable and kingdom amalur baldurs gate and neverwinter knights . thanks
If your computer’s anywhere near “public” on display to the family, I can sorta see where she’s coming from. But if it isn’t, just walk to your local store and get a 20 dollar steam gift card, and rip up and flush the receipt or something and she’ll never know that you even bought the card.
Once you’ve got the card, steam doesn’t need any other information than your steam wallet, so you don’t need a credit card. Just play it if you want it, man. There isn’t much “convincing” to do here. This is sex and nudity, and your mother doesn’t want you to play it.
If you want a good alternative, maybe try Gothic 3?
This is probably my favorite game. The decision making and story in general, along side the great graphics and smooth combat make it deserve that in my opinion.
I have never played a witcher game before, nor any rpg this extreme in battle, and this game kinda screwed me over as i had no idea how to do anything. Barreling into combat was exactly what i did and somehow it magically worked until i hit the section of the prologue where you have to cross the bridge with the king.
I JUST COULDN’T DO IT!!!!!! WWWHHYYYY!!!! I looked up every youtube video i could and changed my settings numerous times to try and get past this section until i finally just rage quit. Sorry guys and but i hatee this game :C.
You just gotta run, lol
its cause of the fps, you will face the same issue with every quick time event in the game (there aren’t that many thou 3-4 at max) just play those sections in miniscreen on lowest resolution, will do the trick i had the same issue.
i work off a mac and got this game and i LOVED the story. but the graphics required were too much for my system to handle often resulting in a blinding white to sickening light blue filter to completely mask everything going on so much so i had to quit.
mixed reviews for tw1? 81 on metacritic and that was before enhanced
it was very much a love or hate game
some people didn’t appreciate the combat system, the brutality, the racism, the story, felt that it focused to heavily on sex (prudes), etc.
while it was all around recognized as a great game by most of the official reviewers, it was received by many people as a strange and dark take on a beloved genre which alienated a significant portion of the normal customer base
It is not odd this game’s story is so focused in sex. The books it is based on have a strong base on the Witcher’s high sex drive and infertibility.
On the Witcher 1 you usually hear villagers say “A witcher, hide your women!”.
It is nice to see a dev team treating his audience as adults with mature themes that get you to think. There’s no good or bad choice in this game just different shades of gray. Good for a change from the usual be as good as mother theresa or as bad as Hitler game choices.
I truly adored this game! So much freedom! Great gameplay, a good challenge, very good and deep story, great graphics, very personal. It’s also very nice to be rewarded when playing on a higher difficulty, by getting better items and such.
i realy think this dude is a damm perv and he should burn in hell!!!
oh and he yel’s to damm much
Dammit…
Oh ducktape would probably solve both problems 🙂
And i think you don’t have a damn sense of humor.
I did not care much for this game. I do not mind a game that does not lead you by the hand to find items, but I find it extremely boring to run all over the place searching for an item, with absolutely no clue where it is. I was trying to search for an item that I had no clue where it was, I had to go and google to get help, and it seems the only way to finish some of these side quests, is to google for the answers, and I do not like doing that. How about they have a system where if you are near the item, a large circle appears as the search area, something like that would help.
I haven’t even gotten that far into this game yet and I LOVE it! I’m gonna admit that no fast travel option and the whole quest log system took some getting used to but it’s an awesome game. I’m only hoping I can pick up a better PC before the third game comes out, had to get the second one on the 360 and I never even got to finish the first one thanks to my laptop frying.
JOE there is no X in especially 🙂 Same as like Ask it’s not Axe and its not exspecially – it’s eSpecially.
Loved the review and I entirely agree one of the best and uneXpected masterpieces from Poland of all places.