Posted on: Friday, November 25th, 2011
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Angry Joe Plays Saints Row: The Third
Angry Joe gets naked, practically makes a sex tape, and fights perverted jedi all while playing the madness that is Saints Row 3 cooperative!
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53 thoughts on “Angry Joe Plays Saints Row: The Third”
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For as goofy as this game is, this play-through is 100% entertaining. Thanks Joe.
Joe I agree and yet disagree, let me explain. Ok I always stuck with one Gang at a time, now that is my personal opinion. I did not like how they made you do all the activies through the storyline like you. I actually kinda liked the lag thing in the Cyber World because it added alittle challenge where as most of the enemies just died in one hit. Something we both agree on is the character customization is pretty awesome I think adn I hope you do to. I also really liked Saint’s Row the Third MORE then SR2 because some of the missions. And in conclusion I agree that the 1 char that died shouldnt have and no spoilers from me. I really liked this game and am playing through it for the 4th time cyall.
I think saints row the third is cool because stripers,beer,thecars,ladies,and dont forget the MONEY
I think srt3 is sweet because stripers,beer,money,purpleweiner,and dont forget about the LADIES
Did I really just see a naked chick slapping dudes to death with a giant, wobbly, purple weiner?
Best game ever.
I was laghing when i read that lol
Adam and Eve if they were gangster, that is what would happen xD
You pointed out a lot of things that I was thinking after settling in to the game. I miss unlocking the different fighting styles and taking them into the fight club missions. They could have had a royal rumble deathmatch side mission where all the gangs battle in a luchadore ring. And I hated how they did the random side mission where you run into a fight with 1 gang and kill them for the territory. I kind of wish that was more frequent and in real time, where the gangs were fighting eachother over the territories and it constantly changed until you shut them all down. fighting 2 or 3 gangs at once as they even fight eachother too for territory dominance.
.As standalone game for anyone who is being introduced to the series I could see it an 7 or even 8/10.. but for the rest of us Truely Saints Row the Turd was a letdown
booty neiked
lets see this game had zombies, giant penis bats, high tech military guys, burt reyolds, and professor genki the only thing they were missing to make this game even more awesome would be giant robots I hope they have them in the next saints row game.
joe time for some action, skyrims latest patch made it unplayable and it hasnt been fixed yet!!
Man…That Pimp sounds like he had his throat modded by T-Pain!
“She gets overexcited about that dildo.” …Your complaint is?
Joooooe review Ultimate Marvel Vs Capcom 3 thon your interview Capcom said there would new modes other than Spectator Mode BUT THERE ARE NONE.Only that boring Galactus Mode that sucks ass,so im not counting that.
Honestly she gets really overexcited about that dildo…
i need another mindjack!! i need to see ANGRYjoe again!!!
I see the devs just increased numbers of moves and wacky weapons, and I appreciate that a lot of things are available at the start. That’s good, but not good enough. The combat still looks static and its nothing more than a generic TPS.
What I would’ve done is to allow the players to do multiple things at the same time. For instance, peeing on on an enemy’s face while kicking on his balls. Or how about molesting a woman, doggy style, while shooting a pair of Oozies. The player and the woman can move together by letting her walk like a dog.
Another suggestion for assumed sequel is to add more flexibility to each attacks that would allow players to make different outcomes. For example, when you swing a chainsaw, you can either swing horizontally or diagonally so that you can decapitate a person in different ways depending on where you are standing. Add a gasoline tank, which is capable of setting gasoline trails on any terrains, and those trails can be ignited by hitting it with fire based attacks. These things would add more depth and they let players to be more creative in sadistic ways.
As you can tell, most of these ideas come from a game called “Postal 2″ (not “portal”). I was hoping to play a game that combines the flexibility of “Postal 2″, and expansive and customizable world of “Saints Row 2″. If you think “Saints Row; The third” is more than an average TPS, let me know why.
Why do i get the feeling that this is how they normally spend their day
Lmao, Amanda is enjoying that 4′ long floppy dildo way to much…
Ill have to pick this one up later in the month.
Thanks for the…. -.-’; i cant call this a review with a straight face… Thanks for giving us insight on what goes on in a angry joe porn video… floppy titties, sumo wrestler cheerleaders, and of course 4 foot floppy purple dildos… Thanks for that joe… thanks.
bouncing boobs ftw!
This game is definitly realisDICK xD
Lol that shit is hilarious. I’d totally get that game if I actually had someone like Amanda(or any friends for that matter) to play it with. But seeing as how I am all alone, I think I should just get Skyrim.
Wow… that is extremely depressing.Tho Skyrim is great.
This game is too funny, I’m just kinda disappointed a bit because they took off so much from saints row 2 =/ hopefully through DLC they make more of the obvious stuff that’s should of been in the game, anyways nice play-through can’t wait for joe’s review xD
Hi Joe,
I realy gotta say that game totaly stunned me! I played it the 2nd day i had it almost a full day in 1 go. There is so much stuff 2 do and even if the sidemissions are repeating there also funny becouse of the dialogs. I realy can´t remember when i had this fun with a game the last time!
There is an archivment/trophy that you play the game for 30 hours. I just reached that mark and i still don´t have 100% of the game thats absolutly great!
Something about this game reminds me of Crank 1 & 2.
Wounderful!
Request – Anno 2070 review please! I know u love strategy games Joe!
I’d like to see Joe play a helicopter game like Soviet Strike in the PS1.
This game it’s nothing special, this shouldn’t be made! We already have GTA
Games like this shouldn’t be made, because anyone can by this special kids!!
Well seeing as gta 4 sucked ass because they tried to take it to seriously i was glad that i came across saints row because the games are off the wall fun like gta used to be before 4
Looks like a regular day in Charlie Sheen´s life except for all the shooting and the giant dildo, no, wait…
God… Joe got more balls to the face than the time he decided to go with Anders to his “special hotspot”!
This is borderline porn at points.
12 year old shooter boys should NOT in any way be able to play this. I can understand their parents picking up CoD, but THIS would never get by.
Amanda, marry me?
I love this game. The only thing that i dont like are the map. The size is fine but its boring. Everything is city. I want something different like the mountain in SR2. An other Thing that they should fix in the next game is maybe more guns, clothes and the graphics. But that doesnt really bother me. If they make a Saints Row 4 with a map like San Andreas it would be awesome.
My Verdict
9/10
AND BATMAN: ARKAM CITY HAS SOMEONE IN ALMOST EVERY CATEGORY! its a good game but come on. Portal2 as well. AND there is still no best stategy or MMO category. Although i can’t remember too many strategy games i bought this year except shogun 2 which was awesome. and mmo SWTOR, DCUO, ect. so there ya go!
ok, this is irelevant but i was just voting for the VGA’s on spike.com to see who is nominated and try to help the games that deserve the praise. and here are the choices for best graphics…. Batman:arkam city, Rage, Uncharted 3 and LA NOIRE. WHERE THE HELL IS WITCHER 2 AND BATTLEFIELD 3!!!!
WWWTTTTfffffffffffff.
LOL. The game is all running trough CRACK.
Nice Boobs. The game is funny, but I really hate the guys that have super powers and a huge amount of speed more ahead on the game, for me that kinda kills the game…
ps: Oh and sadly there is a lot of framerate drops…
Pro tip: You don’t need to hold down “LT” to hit your mark. Use it instead, for far off targets.
Tell Amanda to give Angelina Jolie her lips back.
Why so, Drake? Angelina doesn’t have the only allowable full-lip gene.
Well you see the thing about tha-
*Runs away*
I really like your lips Amanada and you’re sooo darn hot anyways. But you got a liiittle to excited there with the huge dildo-tihingy, haha.
You two would be so cute as a couple. ASK HER OUT, ASK HER OUT! Anyway, game looks awesome. Thanks for that funny-ass review.
aww this game is awesome finished it recently had a lot of fun with it
The game has Burt Reynolds and a ZOMBIE attack whats ther not to like and i played it on the pc and the controls are solid
game looks like the controls are horrid
I really don’t know what to think about this game. I know one thing for sure, crack is one helluva drug. o_0
The penetrator…………some actually had think of that and tell the dev team to make it………busted up laughing
cant wait for the review of this. he’ll love it
first comment, nice lets play joe! good to see saints row 3 before i buy it