Mass Effect 3 Angry Review
Release Date: March 6, 2012
Platform: Xbox 360, PC, PS3
Developer: Bioware
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Genre: Adventure
Players: 1 Offline Player, 4 Players Online
Angry Joe takes on the horrible ending to the Mass Effect Franchise. How does the third game stack-up to the previous two? More importantly, is it worth your money despite the way it ends?
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618 thoughts on “Mass Effect 3 Angry Review”
if you wont buy mass effect 3 because of this review, u are the a fool! there very few great games these days and so far mass effect series have been good till the end. only Joe dissagrees…….. for his own reasons
mass effect 3 was a great game. elder scrolls scores a 10/10 in joe’s reviews but trust me, i played mass effect 3 more than 5 times before setting my eyes on skyrim again and they give it a 7/10?!!!!!. i see a lot of great games being rated lower than some games for a simple ‘because its soo popular reason’, but thats just it with critics. the ending wasn’t bad at all. we all loved our shepards, but its time to say goodbye and hope for a part 4 (preferably: the first contact war). i hate u joe!!
Good thing they change the ending what a hell the writer was doing? was he drunk??. did he become idiot by thinking so much?? and why the hell no developers in the mass effect company do anything about this?? also why would you developers even waste your talent for such rubbish ending of a best game of Xbox 360 rule playing?
I also surprised that some retarded fans who didn’t bought one and two of this game said we like the ending it was amazing but let me tell you this you guys are the most idiot players of our planet because you don’t even know what will happen by destroying mass relays which we had in mass effect 2 dlc which was so bad ending which shouldn’t even exist.
in mess effect 2 dlc Shepard destroy the mess relay of the one system to buy humanity and other races some time to prepare against reapers however unfortunately the destruction of relay destroy the entire system with itself and all races in it. Shepard tried to warned them to evacuated the system but it was to late.
But thanks for a protest of a fans like me we forced them to change the ending with free Dlc I also having nightmares about that first ending like Joe haha,
the ending wasnt changed. the extended cut just made it more clear for the dull to understand what control, syntesis and destroting would mean
mass effect 3 was better gameplay than mass effect 2 but the ending everyone knows about. i hope to god they do an anderson story for mass effect 4 with co-op story in which your friends take control of the squad that you have at that point.
the first contact war would be hell of a mass effect 4 story
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She doesn’t sound like girl on this picture, she sounds and even looks like an arabic girl, behind the mask glass you can see she has rounded, wider nose, big slightly slanting eyes, dark skin.
do u think there is goin b a me4 ?
due lack of concentration i put new ending i didnt mean that i meant the DLC and what was supposed to be variety of endings…
even with the new ending they added it still sucks! the game is good but the ending… unforgivable! unforgivable!
…..and may i ask whats sooo bad about the ending?
ok now THIS is insulting. The only *good* thing added here is an attempt to be friendly to everyone. The characters (new) annoys me, the old characters started to annoy me, the story is bullshit trough and trough, the ending is awefull, I found countless flaws, wich I spent an hour and a half pointing out with someone else without repetitions, and the only thing that *saves* it is the tittle. Man I could start praying right now to one day, be able to buy the rights of this game, find the original or equal worth writter, and make a bunch of movies to make sure nobody fucks it up again. They simply killed it pure and simple. Mass Effect 3, for me, doesnt exist ’cause its in the mind of someone who’s no longer on it. Replaced by some fat bitch who dont even like war story (confession on her part) and took the job for the most war part of the frenchise. Writte back to me and I’ll make an insane pleasure of pointing why this game goes way down. ME1 = EPIC and UNLIMITED POTENTIAL! ME2 = changed focused and already see a few bad point story wise but got to be new at some point. ME3 = I sincerly wished to find those bitches and torture em to death for weeks! Only good thing is the combat system and maybe multiplayer. THATS IT! This story could rival and outmatch Star wars and Star trek (depending who’s side your on) if put in the right hands. But it’s not in the right hands. Strategy games, games where you play someone else as an alien agent, justicar, assassin, soldier, another specter, what about another ME where you see the first contact war? wont happen, ,cause its a shepard (AKA NOW DRAMA QUEEN) centered story, where in the end of the generic, they say its just a story an old man tell his grand child for bedtime. Genocide, drug racket, exptorsion, slavery, space sex, mature language, and its what an old man tell an 8 YO? thats jsut a *forgive us we blew it* way to end. trying to undermind what it could have been. 2013 and they still pat themselfs on the back. I boycot EA for making something that unforgivable!
I put together a new ending and i think it helps with everything. Take a look and let me know what you think!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTwKDDqaKTU
While most of the game was awesome the ending falls flat and really disappoints. Also even though the extended cut ending was free I don’t favor the idea that developers should have to make a downloadable ending, I hope the rest of the industry does not follow.
check the happy ending on youtube
Mass effect 3 , the virtual proof that you can turn a legendary franchise into a marketed garbage , the extended cut dlc helps a little (if you like to call it closure) but not much , the time when i finish mass effect 2 i was like WTF!! MASS EFFECT 3 NOW!!! , but the only thing that came with it was disapointment.
Yeah the gameplay it’s cool , the relationship with all the companions was epic ( well at least the important ones ) , the epic battles , all the manly tears drop from my eyes..
if you read this maybe you are asking yourself what the fuck i am complaining about.. well it’s simple “i don’t see the full potencial of mass effect in this game and THIS SUCKS!!!!”
The rpg stuff was poorly done , exploration was like wtf!! , careless and forgettable sidequest missions , THE FUCKING ENDING!!! (counting extended cut) , the end of shepard , THE FUCKING FACE OF TALI!!! ( ohh not again.. i feel the rage again).
it’s like star wars all over again..
pd: i hope all the multiplayer fans feel good turning everything into a call of duty game…
The ending did seem a bit cheap, but that doesn’t ruin the entire series. I’m not sure about you, but every chance I get I keep googling “Mass effect sequel information.” every chance I get in anticipation. The combat in it doesn’t feel like CoD at all, infact it’d be closer to halo, but even then it has its own feel. Though I am disappointed the war assets I collected and strived to get as many as I could for the best ending (like in ME2 gaining every squad member) didn’t do anything at all.