Posted on: Tuesday, April 17th, 2012
Posted in: News
Comments: 235
DBZ Kinect. This is Real. And Coming Soon.
WTF. No sooner do I finish Star Wars Kinect does Namco Bandai announce “Dragonball Z Kinect”, notice the equally clever game title! I’m not joking, this is real. Check out the God awful trailer!
This looks fucking horrible. Stop destroying my childhood, lol. I loved DBZ. STOP IT!
I don’t even need to review this sh*t to tell you its garbage. Look at this picture below and tell me if you notice anything wrong ALREADY! But of course, if you want me to review it ANYWAY then let me know. (P.S. I hate you)
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235 thoughts on “DBZ Kinect. This is Real. And Coming Soon.”
THIS GAME LOOKS AWESOME!!!! just kidding its kinect its going to suck.
Review it anyway Joe. PLEEEASE.
Please review this Joe!
this does look like garbage. especially since kinect is a broken system to begin with. but they pretty much might as well start printing money when they release these dragonball games cause of naive kidz and parents, and the die hard fans. ps i hate them.
Yea dbz kinect looks pretty good but before they release it they should add just a few new things that dbz game player never seen before like the ablity to get into the sayian pods and fly from different plants throughout the unvierse also play the bardock saga
Seriously?
Now I have this brilliant idea. Maybe, just maybe they should add a function where the faster you punch and kick the enemy, the faster you punch and kick the enemy in game! And as rewards you get some .. umm.. Porn pictures? .. Well the point is that there’s a goal that you want to get, and to get it you need to punch and kick a lot.
That would be the new work-out sensation. Hell maybe they’ll even be able to give out a ”kinect boxing bag” .
I will be sure to inform my führer (cobra) about that!
yip not good!
saiyan is not pronounced sahyahn its pronounced sayin
the game was lagging in the trailer
that is a dumb thing to do
I don’t come here often, did joe review this yet?
Review this joe! also review dance central 2 just cause i wanna see you and the J3 doin some new moves
Joe think of your health if you review this there’s a possibility you might get so mad that you’ll have multiple Aneurysms. Instead of reviewing this crap review a game that has the potential to be good.
I loved DBZ in my childhood and haven’t seen any episodes in about 10 ten years, but this is no way to regain my interest. I have zero interest in kinect, but fuck… come on man, this is no way treat this franchise.
Apart from that, I just saw on youtube there will be a new series in 2012! Now THAT might regain my interest
“Like I’ve never played it before!” Because I’ve never played DBZ like a blind retard before.
They didn’t even pronounce saiyan right…super sion? Really? Did they even watch the english dub to learn it’s pronounced “Sayin”?
another bad DBZ game… disappointed? yes… surprise? no.
Why they keep making bad DBZ games and if they thinks people will buy it just because is Kinect They are crazy just look at Star Wars Kinect IT WAS HORRIBLE.
I’m a big DBZ fan, and to be shamefully honest, when I’m alone I sometimes punch around at thin air in imagination of DBZ-style fights; and this looks like a game I’d like to try (although I don’t have a kinect or even an Xbox, and I don’t think I’d consider paying more than $20 for it at the very most). I think the appeal of this game to its target audience isn’t very different from that of the Michael Jackson kinect games to anyone who pretended to be Michael while they were playing them.
And on the subject of DBZ video games, for the record, Budokai Tenkaichi 2 is a great game IMHO, it really feels like how Dragonball Z combat is supposed to feel.
This might be as bad Ultimate tenkaichi, which is the game that made me never want to buy a dragonball z game ever again. I played it once, brought it back to the store and traded it in for 18$ (that was the trade in value a couple weeks after it’ release, I WAS PISSED)
Looks like it will fail like sonic free riders
Guys, he’s saying Super Scion. Like the car. They want you to become a super car.
This is obviously gonna be his GOTY
i gotta say yes…im expecting a full review but definetely not for the game (looks horrible, saw the trailer some days ago and yeah XD come oooooon like ill believe this shit is gonna work) i want the review for a moment of laughter xD
angryjoe’s reviews make me laugh so bad
Dude, Joe, you have to do a review of this, cause this just looks god awful, but mainly, I just want to see you doing funny awkward movements just trying to play this game.
Plz do the review, the star wars kinect review was honest and really funny. I love all your reviews, there much better then IGN or other similar websites.
1:25 Become a super SAI-an. The announcer mispronounces Saiyan. God damn.
And the best part is that during the gameplay bits look in the upper right hand corner. You can see that the player is bored shitless during these action scenes.
And yes, we obviously do want you to review this. Maybe it will be good if you give it a chance (insert evil and derisive laughter here).
DO THE REVIEW
It’s pronounced SAYAN you twit
i’m sorry but did the guy in the commercial said : super SYAN ??
Joe, You gotta review this shit! That`s what makes you angry, but you have to warn everyone about the garbage.
Did the announcer say super SIyan? I dont think thats how its pronounced…..
Yes, it is. It’s also Ninja Gaiden, not Ninja Geiden. It’s also Ryu, not Raiyu.
Finally someone who knows the facts!
The series and ova’s were awesome, the “movie”…. no comments, now about games, i feel like ever since DBZ entered the next generation, i think it didn’t made a good job with it, and now we have this…. a kinetic game with rip off graphics of ultimate teikachi, seriously i would like to see where this is going
Well Burst Limit was ok, but other games aren’t worth to speak of
Joe you have to review this, we’ll love you for it <3
Joe im sorry but you must review this for the sake of being ANGRY!
I doubt it, he hates doing reviews solely for the purpose of getting angry, he said it himself that he wants to help save our money, not just get angry
you shouldn’t review this sh*t joe, it isn’t worth your time. Besides, if you should, I think this would be an first ever negative score.
I’ve calmed down, Joe don’t review this god awful shit, it isn’t worthy of your time. instead, go ultimate power on their asses or use the cuss canon.
I feel disgusted reading about this, I just need to forget it ever happened
WHY DRAGON BALL Z!!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
at least there is no dance sequence, or I would have collasped from disgust
the thought… *throws up*
Don’t review shit like this joe!
review it!!! if anythin to see u were a goku costume and see you belt out a real kaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Joe I’m sorry but this must be done. only you can bring the light of justice upon them. SHOW THEM YOUR POWER LEVEL.