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This has been kinda bugging me but how come the terrified guy in the last slide is offered FREE travel magic as opposed to Joe? It should be the other way around!
You can never rely on these damn cheese-eating khajit giants-
Cheese-Eating Khajit Giants: what was that!
Matin Sanguine: uh… nothing
Cheese-Eating Khajit Giants: heard you were disrespectin cheese! so me and the boys decided to teach you a lesson!
Matin Sanguine: wait! I only meant that cheese-eating khajit giants were idiots- oh sh-
(he was never seen again).
i will save you
As I see the giant kick Joe, I can’t help but be reminded of the Icarian Flight Scrolls from Morrowind. That landing is probably going to be painful. Unless it’s in water. Then he’ll be safe… maybe.
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Stop being fan of Matin
April 23, 2012 at 6:20 am
I’m more worried his “teleport” spell will be a kick (or club) in the ass that launches you in the air and ends with you smashing into a cliff face
Whats to lose other than a few septims? and every bone in your body? just go ultimate power on his ass until he comes clean about it!
And how the hell would a giant know a spell? your being swindled!
That was my post for part 1, I was right! (at least about the teleport spell)!
Keep up the good work Phil
Stop being a fan of Martin Sanguine? Fuck you! I’m your fan now! >:O
Thanks Phil! and on my name it’s from my old Guild Wars character (MATIN Sanguine by the way, don’t worry about it, everyone I meet has trouble and think there is an r). and my avatar or picture is from the hilarious online comic Concerned BTW, And your comics are hilarious as well (also your responses always make me crack up) which is why I’m also your fan as well.
Like I said before, Keep up the good work and thanks for becoming a fan!
I love it hope to see more
And lol I see spoonyone :3
3 parts left after this, then it’s back to bad puns!
Why does the giant have stupid anime hair?
Because I suck at drawing hair.
The new Fast Travel =)
Oh hey, it looks like The Avatar has come to Skyrim. Someone should tell him he doesn’t have to be afraid of Chuckles the Jester… except for the assassin clown jester… that’s TOTALLY different though. Sort of.
No idea what you’re talking about, but thanks… I guess?
Watch Spoony’s Ultima reviews. Spoony is “The Avatar”, the hero of Ultima, except he has a problem with the jesters in the game.
But you’re welcome.
Oh! :O Haven’t watched one of his reviews in ages.
I mean, come on. I’m the god damn Avatar and I have to PAY for fast travel?
lol epic looking giant, wish i could draw like this
Sketch something every day, draw every day, draw from life, draw the things you hate, draw the things you love, draw stupid shit, draw the things that will help you improve like anatomy, draw buildings, draw EVERYTHING!
Only through practice and challenging yourself can you draw like a pro, and believe me, I don’t consider myself a pro.
I would rather fast travel…
Now that’s a magic I can get…BEHIND!
I do enjoy a bad pun from time to time ;3
Yes, because Giant cat people with maniacal smiles and a devil style goatee are the most trustworthy people you can find outside of a Decepticon. Lol.
Joe’s character must have had his Intelligence on the 0 side, if you know what I mean.
BTW, who’s the guy in the last panel supposed to be? Egoraptor? Young Conan? Ashton Kutcher?… Snake Pliskin?
AGH! I keep forgetting to sign the f**k on! >:0
Me to, so I just made it remember me to save me from forgetting like I did a while ago
Looks a little bit like Spoony to me…
Just a tinge…
What’s so bad about the goatee? o.o; And it’s supposed to be Spoony, yes.
Also in Joe’s defense, you don’t see talking giants in Skyrim, maybe this one really IS magical! :O
Lol. You get an extra point for making Spoony look like a Swedish body builder. XD
Also in Skyrim’s defense, you can meet talking giants… with mods. SCIENCE STRIKES AGAIN!
Note to self, draw Spoony better in the future through the power of SCIENCE!
And i’m STILL wondering – why the giant is a furry?
Artist Self-insertion, maybe?
Just don’t be a thinking that I’m going to go into THAT dark corner of the internet with this avatar, especially on this site! That’s an Angry Army Promise from me!
That’s a dirty lie.
WHICH dark corner of the internet? There’s so many that you have to specify.
A valid point. I’ll say the one over there.
Five bucks says Joe comes back and asks for his money back, because he overshot his destination and had to WALK all the way back to where he wanted to go. And hat to walk FARTHER.
Also, hands up whoever saw this coming.
I may just surprise you.
That’s what I thought too but Phil’s response has left me uncertain, still it will be a great joke no matter if Phil surprises us or not, but I think the length might (3 more parts remember) make that option inert so there might be more then you or I might expect
I sure got a *kick* out of that.
So that’s how fast travel works. That also explains why you can’t use it indoors…
…unless you want to pay for the hole it will create (unless it’s stone, in that case I hope whoever tries it likes being a pancake)