Battleship: The Video Game Review
Release Date: May 15th, 2012
Platform: Xbox 360, PS3
Developer: Double Helix Games
Publisher: Activision
Genre: FPS
Players: 1 Offline Player
Angry Joe sinks your Battleship. A 4-hour long movie-licensed game that has a total of 7 levels and 5 weapons, need I say more? B4 you continue to play Diablo 3 or Max Payne which released on the same day, check out Joe H8 on this lazy FPS/RTS hybrid.
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324 thoughts on “Battleship: The Video Game Review”
Rubishhhhh
o out of 10
My grandmother gave me this “game” for my birthday
At least the game has decent back ground music. I guess :\
I got this for a £5 deal off Ebay. after 4 Hours, I put it back up
About to get it until I watched Joe’s video. Thanks Joe
I was ganna get this game until i saw the review. thanks joe for the reviews!!
ha just watched the movie and i said what the f is going on
Spider-Man 2 was a good movie game.
I think that they should have made this a $10 arcade game.
You know what? They could have actually made this into a good game if they made the whole game into a naval-warfare style game, like Assassin’s Creed III’s ship combat fleshed out into a full game.
I actually considered renting this game but now I don’t want to. The music is corny and after seeing all this its not worth it.
If you ask me i’d rather play the board game plain in simple
also the movie sucks to i can tell just from the trailer a singer trying to play in a big movie i dont remember seeing her in any good movies
even through i already saw this video i didnt thank you for warning me i didnt think it would be this bad thank you
when I saw the TRAILERS, I knew BOTH products, were going to be UTER shit. Aliens invasing Earth!!! WHAT, may I ask, does that have to do with BATTLESHIP? Try doing somthing ORRIGONAL next time, you Halo knocking off BASTARDS.
At least the movie was decent right???????? Right??????? RIGHT!!!!!????
AHH! No…..
Dammit i bought this game and what a mistake THAT was
It sucks ass i rather play cod over this peice of garbage
I’d rather play Shadow the fucking Hedgehog over this SHIT.
the perfect solution put all of the terrible games put them in a big hole and drop a nuclear bomb no in fact drop a DOZEN nuclear bombs in that hole to destroy all of the bad games
Dear God this was like water torture
Heck no son, heck no at all….. =(
Not ALL movie games are bad like this one. Think I’ll start a topic on that.
Wreck it Ralph look REAL goood right now….
joe there are some good movie games but on this gen. conceles they suck
For those who say their are no good movie licensed games, their are some. Like Toy Story 3, Madagascar, Shrek 2, Spiderman 2, Goldeneye(the remake, although the original is good too), Phineas and Ferb Across the second demension, Star Wars Battlefront 2, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Return of the King, Avatar(Iphone), G-Force, Rango, King Kong,Tron 2.0, Ghostbusters and more.
…Starwars 3 for GBA, KOTOR, The Fource unleashed one and two, Spiderman 3, The Amazing Spiderman…
For those who say their are no good movie licensed games, their are some. Like Toy Story 3, Madagascar, Shrek 2, Spiderman 2, Goldeneye(the remake, although the original is good too), Phineas and Ferb Across the second demension, Star Wars Battlefront 2, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Return of the King, Avatar(Iphone), G-Force, Rango, King Kong,Tron 2.0, Ghostbusters and more that I don’t feel like saying because this list is long enough
has there ever been a good movie video game besides Golden eye?
the game looks like crap, but at least the game is playable.
Well i do agree that 90% of movie licensed games DO SUCK! Transformers Dark of the Moon..albeit not great…was a good game. GI Joe Rise of Cobra tried….and was…meh.
Transformers ROTF the game was kinda ok. Toy Story 1 Was awesome.
this game is about the biggest piece of shit. ever.
I HAHTED THIS GAME IT SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. 2/10? Guess YOU were feeling generous that day.
WTF were they thinking?
They’re cashwhores.
The movie was..Pretty good, but there seriously going to make a game for it? And even worse, make it a FPS? WTF?? I admit, i was a little hyped for this game, but after playing it. I relized that 4 hours and 60$ of my life went down the drain, wasted.
I wonder how many years it will take for there to actually be a DECENT movie-licensed game(if there will ever be a decent movie-licensed game.)
There must be at least one out there from a few years ago. I cling to the hope that if there is at least 1 good movie- licensed game, eventually they will at LEAST become DECENT.
There probably will be, but only if gaming companies not end up with assf*cking deadline to make and ship the games to the stores at the same time as the movies come out. They are trying to cash in on the movie but apparently idiots who make the movie do not realize that movie world is totally different from gaming world. Rather if they make movies based on video games, those come out much much better, but apparently the same fools do not believe in it. Like Sam Raimi shelving World of Warcraft movie he planned all along after Spiderman.
FUK FUK FUK WHY THE FUK DO THEY MAKE THESE FUKING GAMES
Why make Battleship a movie, or even a game! Corbrarations needs to stop making awful movie license games. There just cheap knockoffs with no effort in them. The only good movie license game I ever played was TellTales Back to the future series because actual effort was put into it and it tells a good story that continues the adventures of characters Ive loved. Great review joe god i just dont know how you deal with playing these awful games!
5 Weapons?!?!! 4 hours long!?!!!!? I agree movie licensed games Suck!!!
And LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL 11AXE1 YOUR SO FUNNY no im not kidding
Oh thank you sir!
Now I have +1 self esteem