DOA5 Bikini Bunnies Fight for your Pleasure
As if your loyal penis expected otherwise, Dead or Alive 5 is once again delivering the anatomically impossible goods.
Plus, as the only rabbit person on the internet, I am increasingly disappointed with the lolbunny to lolcat picture ratio; it’s way, way off and quite frankly, I am not pleased.
Team Ninja is aware of my distress as they’re showing some bonus bunny love to those who pre-order Dead or Alive 5. Kasumi, Hitomi, and Lei Fang are on team GameStop “DOA Angels” and will sport the white bunny costume, whereas Christie, Tina, and Ayane will entice in a black bunny costume for team Amazon “DOA Devils.” Listening to these women shout their spastic victory phrase is giving me heartburn.
Either way, a purchase will grant heaps of pixelated, jellyfish-textured mammaries wrapped in questionable fighting attire. I’M ALL ABOUT TEAM CHRISTIE, MAN.