Injustice Collectors Edition Revealed!
In the name of giant raccoon scrotum, what is happening with the Injustice: Gods Among Us Collector’s Edition? Among the exclusive skin DLC pack and a comic book is some kind of sick joke I can’t justify paying for, so I’m going to make proper use of the internet and rage.
The US Version
$99.99 will get you a confusing 13″ playdough quality sculpture of a gender ambiguous Wonder Woman and mishapen Batman half engaged in awkwardly posed combat; her golden lasso is shooting out her crack, entangling a smaller version of the Dark Knight. I am simultaneously grief stricken and lost in a whirlwind of laughing acronyms.
“Playdough? Nah. It actually looks like a WELL-MADE piece of crap,” Angry Joe chimed in. “This is worse, in my opinion. Also, No Superman?!”
The UK Version
If this was some sort of wang measuring contest, Europe would be chuckling at our micro peenor right now. Based on the artwork shown on TRMK, the US is getting boned over. It’s a great item idea for a Special Edition, but can I get a do-over?
The Collector’s Edition will include:
· Exclusive DC Collectibles statue featuring iconic characters Batman and Wonder Woman, the Fortress of Solitude, and the Last Son of Krypton’s escape ship
· Special Collector’s Edition of a brand new DC Comics series
· Digital download of DC Universe animated film Justice League: Doom
· Three exclusive skins based on Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman from DC COMICS – THE NEW 52