26 thoughts on “Dun-JOE-land”

• LordBloodySoul 2 Fans
  April 17, 2013 at 2:00 am

  A real gamer will never give in!
  *walks in*
  *10 seconds later – DIES*
  Yay! Once more!
  *walks in again*
  *dies again*
  XD

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• ThomasSaboCharmshastobebestand
  March 23, 2013 at 9:18 am

  Very interesting topic, regards for putting up. Thomas Sabo Charms has to be best and greatest gifts http://www.tgworldcup.com/forum2/topic/30973?replies=1#post-31927

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• FlameStar
  March 11, 2013 at 11:07 pm

  I’ll go
  DIES
  that was fun

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• Epic_Dwarf 0 Fans
  March 6, 2013 at 2:00 am

  He convinces people to well that his dungeon is very dangerous.

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• LordNight
  February 23, 2013 at 3:59 am

  Pfft, real players would go in to prove him wrong.

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  • Petar
    February 24, 2013 at 3:32 am

    absolutely they would not just live

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• ThirdStreetSaint777
  February 21, 2013 at 6:18 am

  Lol.

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• Travis Collins 0 Fans
  February 20, 2013 at 12:53 pm

  Poor poor poor Joe.

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• Izaak
  February 19, 2013 at 11:38 pm

  Sorry to post it here, but I think it would be interesting to know Joe’s opinion on this: http://www.destructoid.com/developer-gearbox-lied-to-sega-2k-over-colonial-marines-245986.phtml

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  • Alduin\'s Chewtoy 0 Fans
    February 21, 2013 at 12:41 am

    Why not post this on his Aliens: Colonial Marines review?

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• Peron
  February 19, 2013 at 10:46 am

  forever alone

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• SetchDreskar 12 Fans
  February 19, 2013 at 12:18 am

  Very entertaining though now I feel bad… well slightly.

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• Phenrir 2 Fans
  February 18, 2013 at 9:49 pm

  “Dun-joe-land”….so obvious. How did i not think of that!

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• Izaak
  February 18, 2013 at 11:59 am

  One of the best from Phill IMO

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• LararheaD
  February 18, 2013 at 11:18 am

  That’s our Joe!

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• Cas 0 Fans
  February 18, 2013 at 9:51 am

  “You have the option of two dungeons.

  One your right will be my expert level course, you’ll face my leveled up legion of minions, super traps and five boss monsters. i designed this dungeon so that you all die the moment you enter! Best of all, you will fight me, Angry Joe as dungeon master.

  On your left will be a dungeon filled with every movie license game in the universe!”

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  • Chessrook44
    February 18, 2013 at 11:34 am

    Wow, tough call.

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• sjho
  February 18, 2013 at 4:21 am

  Wrong way to advertise your dungeon joe. It always starts with the treasure or glory not the monsters hahah.

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  • Vampire Kalim 0 Fans
    February 22, 2013 at 5:07 pm

    lol brilliantly funny but i agree its a wrong intro on joe’s part

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• Bloodshed113094
  February 18, 2013 at 2:05 am

  COWARDS!!!

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• Alvaro Oyarte 3 Fans
  February 17, 2013 at 11:38 pm

  and that’s why you always must say the Dungeon is filled with cute rabbits ….cute rabbits that are actually clones of the killer rabbit from Monty Python XD

  and free cake people will get into any dungeon for free cake XD

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• Amethyst_Reitou
  February 17, 2013 at 11:14 pm

  Man… that would suck so badly. I’d go in regardless cause Dungeon Land is just like X-COM or FTL or the like. Losing is just half the fun.

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• Angry Joe 277 Fans
  February 17, 2013 at 11:03 pm

  Damn! I shoulda told them about the free T-shirts! Free T-Shirts FIRST, then while they are in a freebie stupor the detailed explanation of my EVIL PLANS of course!

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  • Chessrook44
    February 17, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    That, or tell them about the delicious pie at the end of the course in the astronomically slim chance they actually survive.

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    • bluesy 4 Fans
      February 18, 2013 at 11:49 am

      LOL

      GLaDOS: Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.

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• Chessrook44
  February 17, 2013 at 10:58 pm

  Silly Joe. You have to let them have a moment of hope that they can succeed before you YANK THE FLOOR OUT FROM UNDER THEM AND DROP BOULDERS ON THEIR HEADS!!!!

  Now you’re alone. Poor Joe.

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