Angry Joe takes a literal journey to Hell to review the notoriously bad, Ride to Hell: Retribution. Who is behind this sinister game? And will this finally break Joe?
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It seemed like a good idea but it turned to shit at launch date I feel bad for those who per ordered it
Wait, they pushed this back for many years and STILL couldn’t make a half ass game? Weak. developers who release POS like this should be shot, out of a cannon, into the sun.
This is the greatest game on the market! You were right to give it such a great rating! 11/10 *clap* *clap*
Fucking hell when I first heard of this damn game like Joe the original Idea sounded freaking cool but then I rented this pile of shit all I can say is for all those still curious of this ….thing all I can say is to stay as far away as fucking possible.
Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a
sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter
and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her
ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it
pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to
Here is a few quotes from Playstation Magazine UK about this disgusting abomination. “even messes up a shot at so-bad-its-good status, and should be avoided like a racist with typhoid”.
“Riding to actual Hell over 1000 miles of broken glass using your own scrotum as a toboggan would be more enjoyable”.
I actually more with Yantzee on this: The game is ultimate bad, a god of bad. And all should buy it! it’s like Plan 9 of outer space of games.
Still a very fun and master made review, thank you Joe, thank you for being there on a front line for us.
if I has going to make this game I would have jack black as the main guy lol
Hmmm Brutal legend maybe
I love demon joe.lol
I for one would like to know what song played in the opening sequence with Other Joe.
hey joe what’s the music you used at around 13:30?
I think he liked it.
Preach on Angry Joe. Freakin awesome stream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this game is a friggin worst game ever
i think they combined heroine with weed 5 mushrooms then coke some soda 3 brownies and chips and them made the game hurray brilliant (WTF you irresponsible ass smoking dick chopping ballbusting bicthes)
Funniest Review ever XD
holy shit this game sucks, joe i almost went to hell watching you play this
its the worst game joe has ever showm up i vow tonever play this piece of crap!!!
i give the game a -3
I can’t even watch the whole review, and I don’t even want to download it. Sorry Joe. I’m sure you understand.
I believe that Ride to Hell, Retribution was a beautifully designed game with excellent graphics, crisp, sound acting, and an award winning narrative. The entire game was highly addicting, and a blast to play. It is amazing how much you can relate to the characters in the game. For example, I too would kill several truckers, destroy several cop cars on a high speed chase in a trucker, kill everyone at a powerplant to use the tanker to destroy the station in order to take down an electrical fence. One more note, I really appreciate having the female characters you can save. Their mechanic really advanced the story, and gives us a little back story to this game. My personal verdict is an 11/10. It was more than legendary! who needs games like Skyrim, and Half-Life: They play like Sonic 06!!! But this game, this is like Half-Life 3 times two! This is easily the best game of this generation, scratch that, of ALL TIME, and if you didn’t play this game with 68+ hours like I did, then you don’t know what it means to be a true gamer. BUY THIS GAME NOW!!!
lol jk this game sucks so much that call of duty ghosts looks good because of it.
Amen to that.
Sarcasm to the max.
Test Your Games PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Never before have I seen a game so broken, not since sonic 06 have I shuddered at a mention of this game. I GURANTEE this game will be angry joes most hated game of 2013.
May the gaming gods smite the people who thought this game was a good idea. Because it wasn’t.
This game should be banned
WTF is this crap. the media goes on about how sexual content in games is teaching young people to treat women like objects. games should be made to prove them wrong to prove games tell stories but this game tells people that women as used for nothing but sex. Violence is the only way. and that the world can make peace of shit games that mean nothing just a waste of time and money
Listening to the motorcycle engines with a Turtle Beache X11… HAVE MERCY!
This game make Superman 64 look like a good game
How could deep silver possibly think they could actually get a franchise out of this train wreck?
WHY WAS THIS GAME RELEASED ?!
EVEN THE WALKING DEAD:SURVIVAL INSTINCTS IS BETTER THAN THIS!
i actually had fun with ride to hell. me and my friends just laughing at how terrible the game is
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oe your a great reviewer covering everything right. People need to stop about the xbox/playstation. both have there flaws and both have pros
I’m surprised that games like this actually sell on the market, does anyone actually check a game out before buying it? I’m afraid to say that i know someone who just bought this game yesterday without looking it up first. So, i guess i’ll get the last laugh by showing this review to my friend before he plays it later today.
This game is obviously coming #1 in your next top ten worst games.
yeah, unless something even worse comes out
Why the fuck was this game released?!
Like Demon Joe said… Even corporate commander can’t make a game this shitty!
Thank god I never saw this at my local GameStop.
1/10! More like 0.01/10! Fuck it! I want to review this like you did Joe but a 1/10! THATS SO WRONG ITS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice blog here! Also your websire loads up very fast!
Whaat host are you using? Can I get your affiliate link to your host?
I wish my web site loaded up as quickly as yours lol
i lolled at the electric fence XD
This game sucks ass, Why the fuck… Did Deep Silver publish this sorry excuse of a game? After this they can be called Deep Shit!
Fuck Demon Joe and This games controls and women!!!
I am glad I saw this review. When I entered the game shop and saw it, I was inclined to get it at first. Cinematic dramatics here aside, I’m not going to yell like some others here do and blindly copy what others say. But I have to admit this game is really bad especially when you know they charge you a full price for it. Love the reviews Joe, keep them coming.
I hope that once DA3 comes out, you make a review out of it. ^^
THIS GAME SUCKS I PLAYED 4 MINUTES OF THIS GAME AND I THREW UP IN MY OWN FISH BOWL AND GUESS WHAT DEMON JOE YOU SUCK FOR MAKING THIS GAME IT TASTE LIKE SALTY SLIMEY BELLYBUTTONLINT
thanks man, I actually saw this game in the shop and thought about buying it but then a small voice in the back of my head told me to check your review first….
this games is like the fucked up child to Sonic Free Riders and Mindjack!! Its like Mindjack and Sonic Free Riders are the complete retards of the world of console gaming who went to a gaming party and the two retarded games fall in love for each other and then spent the last two years trying to fuck each other to because they had no idea to have sex and gave birth to Ride to Hell which is a complete disaster and should be removed from human history!!!!
I agree 100% with everything you said. Horrible game in every way possible,
Kindda reminds me of the walking dead (the shitty one not the awesome telltale version :3)… its just… it looks terrible…and it seemed like such a good idea.
I cant even describe how shit this looks…
This didn’t deserve a 1. It deserved lower
f*** this s***
Fly off to the right and explode
Joe, you need to drop XBOX360, in the last 2 to 4 months, you have just reviewed shitty games… (with the exception of metro last light…), meanwhile in PS3 The last of us… possibly the best game of this generation.
Dude, this again? the xbox 360 is a nice system. so is the ps3. But this system war is getting old. besides Ride to Hell is also on Ps3
RTH:R is on PS3 as well.
fuck u xbox 360s gta 5 kicked last of us’s ass
….gta5 is on ps3 as well dumbass, oh, and no, it didn’t,
FUCK Xbox360 PS3 is a way better system!
I’m getting sick of this stupid arguing