Angry Joe & Other Joe have their hearts broken slowly and painfully by the soul crushing new Ninja Turtles Game. Watch and share our pain!
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Seriously what happened to the blood bowl tournament?
Holy Shit. I remember this show. Old memories…haha
Raphael all day.
Hey Angry Joe something I need tell that I didn’t have time to tell you it’s about Skykander Spyro’s Adventure, do you remember that comment I wrote to you where I gave an 8/10 in your Top 10 best games of 2011 video? Unfortunalely I was wrong because it’s something should’ve known a long time when I bought it in 2011. When Spyro and Cynder killed Malefor in the last level of Spyro Dawn of the Dragon and the world was getting destroyed Spyro created Skylands. But when Skylanders Spyro’s Adventure came it was like a Grade A fail because some else is incharge of Skylands, Master Eon, what the fuck? Spyro is supposed to be in charge of Skylands not Master Eon infact they should not have put Eon in the game because Spyro’s supposed to own it. Also they removed all the good characters like Sprax the dragonfly, Hunter the tiger, the elder dragons like Ignotis and the other ones. The third person mode sucks too also. “Skylanders” is a retarded name because not a name for the Spyro’s series. I gotta ya Activison really fucked up again and all the that shit, also Skylanders Giants and Swap force another Grade A fail of all the money grabing fuckers. I had the book like a few months ago and read I could not hear coherent thought right now I was piss off, but now I can hear coherent thoughts and can hear more. So Destroy the game if you have it, Skylanders Spyro’s Adventure and Giants is a 2/10 and Swap force is a 1/10, fuck Activison hard!!!
Man, All I can say is that this isn’t Spyro the Dragon anymore. Look what happened to Crash Bandicoot. They’re just milked for sales. Innovation? Main point of how it is sold in this soulless product. Insomniac really needs to make a spiritual successor of it, just like mega man to mighty no.9. The same goes to Naughty Dog.
The two villians were named. Tokka and Rahzar. One was a snapping turtle and the other a wolf. You had one right AngryJoe.
sorry Joe and other Joe but the battle of who the best turtle is has been done to a point you cant argue it out, check this vid of a death battle http://youtu.be/H7vXXltjWD0
Yeah! Warriors of Virtue reference, boy! That movie was a fantastically bad compromise between TMNT and The Neverending Story 3.
Oh, and I always thought most people’s preferences were Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and then Donatello. But Leonardo was always my favorite.
Angry Joe is going to play….
Please, please please let there be a Commander Boreal cameo, such a badass.
In case you don’t know him, allow me to introduce him.
You better do a section 8 review because that game fucking sucks ass almost nearly 5-6 weps in the game lots of frame rating issues and bad dialogue in it to and a rip off of halo franchise to and a very terrible campaign that is a full 20 hours to play on and no customizing your armor the multi is good but the weps your going to rely on are the sniper and the assault rifle to good custom on perks though and you can choose we’re to spawn but you will always look the fucking same with any class armor bad bugs and glitches and some poor stuff to tell in here I hope you get this message angry joe please do a review on this if you can
I actully agree with him it is the worst one match I played multiplayer and everyone sucked and people were glitching and frame rating all over the fucking place it is terrible
The game seemed ok, but I really enjoyed the clips from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Thanks for bringing back my childhood. BTW…Mikey is my favorite.
I played new TMNT and this is best modern TMNT game ever made! Every turtle is diffrent, have special abilities, lots of combos, and fighting looks great! Game is little short, but for 15$ worth every single dollar. Camera problems? Sometimes, but i dont have problem with using secound analog to aim my camera.
And i must say this – Joe you sucks! Game is quite easy, and you die in first level? That was on purpose to prove your point? Becouse i played alone and didnt use single pizza in first chapter. Later is harder, but game is still quite easy. Shame there is no difficulty levels.
To all turtle fans – buy this game, its great.
I believe the Wolf mutant is Razar and the Snapping Turtle mutant is Tonka. They were bad assess in Turtles In Time (my personal favorite TMNT game of all times).
I don’t really like these turtles, and I HATE this April. What happened to 80′s April with the yellow jacket and terrible hair? She was great.
In a 23 minute video, literally nothing intelligent came out of these two creatures’ mouths. It’s simply amazing. Who the fuck references the stupidest, possibly borderline most offensive scene from the movie? “Aim and run”? Seriously dude? I doubt the game locks the camera while you move, are you seriously too stupid to use two analog sticks at the same time?
This game is just horrible, too. It caters to the least possible common demoninator — to the very best of the stupid crowd who are easily pleased with anything — and manages to actually fail to impress those. Who the hell presents a tutorial level for features that you won’t even need to use? Now, I know a thing or two about bad games, but let me tell you something: this game’s fucking garbage.
The thing is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is not nearly as popular as it was in the late 1980′s and early 1990′s. It is considered a fad. It’s not like Star Trek, Star Wars, Scarface, or The Godfather, which are all more popular now. Even The Simpsons still has lots of fans. Saved By the Bell is also rather a fad. Power Rangers were a fad too. Harry Potter is the most popular book/movie series of today. Maybe Twilight will end up in the realm of some other things now. I think the fact is that we did not have the internet back then. TMNT, Sailor Moon, Power Rangers were probably examples of stuff that was really popular yet a lot of people also disliked as well.
Toka and Razar were the names of the two baddies in TMNT or something like that. That movie was awesome and I watched it like a million times when I was little.
I just hope Joe doesn’t think the New show badly just because of this game. I just went through a FULL day long marathon, watching from beginning to end of the First Season and its a DAMN good season too! no regrets. the New Shredder is MORE vicious than the previous incarnations but to a subtle degree (yes i even mean for the 03 series incarnation. where as that one wanted TOTAL domination and devastation, this shredder wanted something simple but goes to great EXTREMES to accomplish it…finishing his vendetta against master yoshi/Splinter and his students…that..is cold)
and in the new series, they’re making April be trained to be a Kunoichi….that means she’s gonna be trained to be a Female Ninja Warrior by Splinter (and they give a valid reason its not just out of the blue)…that..is BADASS in many ways guys. (and if you’re gonna bitch about April being in the action, go watch 2003. she’s not a reporter there either and she eventually trains herself to be a swords weilder too. a damn good one at that)
and Joe let’s be fair..if they REALLY wanted to milk out the license they woulda made this a FULL RETAIL game price. but no! its 15 bucks. That is at least decent. and yes. you weren’t using counters and blocks. we’re not button mashers liek you Joe.
LOL Go Ninja Go Ninja Go, Go Ninja Go Ninja Go, Go Ninja Go Ninja Go, Go Ninja Go Ninja Go.
The Master of Disguise. Turtle club scene. Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 considered it one of the worst comedies ever. Doug Walker hated it too.
To be fair Joe, the game isn’t much fun when the turtles are at level 1. Also you guys barely countered or used Turtle Power after a 10 hit combo string. The challenge comes in continuing the combo string. Leveling unlocks moves and team combos that make lengthening the combo string easier. It’s not bad if you put a little more effort it. It does actually require a bit of skill. That being said, I do agree that the camera angles are poorly done and in some cases even the lighting of the stages makes combat hard to see. AI is also incredibly stupid, but what do you expect from a cheap beat-em up? It’s a 7 for me and well worth the $15 for what you get.
See, it’s this video and videos like this that really give a SOUL to the Angry Joe show.
And as for the question, my favourite was always Donatello. He always made shit.
<3 Raph <3
I looked at a few polls a few months back on this. Who is the most popular turtle. It was usually Mikey or Ralph over the course of decades but Donatello has been rising in the ranks in recent years though. Smart is sexy like the guy on 2 and a Half Men said I guess.
Mikey was my favorite but I was too young to actually remember picking him. So I just stuck with him. If asked to pick today I’d probably pick Leo or Dony.
I think this game is somewhere near a 5 out of 10. Maybe 6 at the most. It’s buggy as hell but the combat is deep and fun. The way you do specials still bugs me but it was nice to have so many. The skill trees keep things interesting. The team up moves aren’t as easy to pull off but are fun. The stealth is as simple as can be and you don’t every actually have to use it. Story is he same old same old. I liked the Parkor and wished it had been more necessary. Say for a short timed level.
I don’t mind the new art style but I don’t blame anyone who despises it.
Yes it’s buggy and the graphics aren’t pretty but I still enjoyed it all they way through.
Tell me none of you have ever enjoyed a game despite a large amount of flaws and the searing hatred of ever game critic you’ve heard of.
I disliked the game untill I lvl’d up and upgraded my turtles and unlocked more moves. After that I loved it. Especially playing with four people online. After upgrading you can do better combo attacks and special moves. The team moves are the best. The combat system is actually pretty deep. Too bad the enemy AI sucks ass and so does the camera. 7 out of 10 for me.
But hey, everyone is allowed to have their own opinion.
I…yeah i admit i’ve enjoyed a game even if the critics bashed it.
I always liked Leo.
Regarding the art style, I think they went with the original comic style rather than any of the animated versions or movie (hence the red bandanna option as in the original comics). One thing with the comic was there was a bunch of various artists that would only do one story arc or single issue, then someone else did the next and so on, as a result their look changed a *LOT* at times. Even if you look at the work by the original artists earlier on to later on it changed quite a bit. I was into the comics (original ones, not the Archie ones based on the first animated series) for a few years or so, then stopped, the stories and art just went all over the place most of the time, got kinda annoying.
I feel so old, I know every single reference they made in that video. It’s so sad the state the TMNT have fallen to, and we still have Bay’s movie coming to kill them even further.
Im sorry about this but other Joe just gets on my nerves, he’s just not funny.
Fuck that! Give me the Other Joe Show!
I was so pumped for this game for like months, but when i played the demo, omg the camera is just to close on the action, somebody hitting you from behind ? lets steer the camera and have a looksy, that doesnt work in these types of games, you need a camera that either locks behind the character, or one that shows the playing field.
plain and simple the game looked nice (not the turtles, yak damn creepy ) but the combat may be deep, and cool looking but that wont save a game from sucking.
Damn you Red Fly Studio for making me care about a Turtle game again /Flashback to Turtles in Time .
These damn gameplay vids before the game came out piss me off the most, oh look they dance and leo fights different then ralph and the fighting look great and bla bla bla …………shit camera.
Damn, really Joe? Usually i like you show, but here you act like ‘alpha & omega’ of all gamers, king of all people (and you are not, if you have any doubt). I watched this gameplay and its look awesome. Game have camera problems, sure, but why its bad? Becouse YOU didnt like new Turtles design? I think its very good. First Turtles movie have look of cartoon Turtles and it belong to 80′s forever. This time is past. Turtles in this game look cool and just becouse you didnt like it, or your friend, dosend mean all world shud forget this game ever exist. Same thing with Flashback, gameplay looks like very good remake players ever wanted. Dude, modesty is not bad thing, you know?
Imagine that the point is in New York.
You are in St. Petersburg.
You missed it.
Or maybe not.
there is a block/counter button, ask splinter, he’ll teach you how to use coop attacks, kotp and block. Button smashing won’t get you far there.
Combat is more like lasts batman games than arcade.
The turtles do look all wrong. Even the turtles from the game back in the days of the SNES looked better then these turtles. Sometimes a artist doesn’t need to try something new and go with what worked.
I was always a Michelangelo fan because I always loved the nunchucks. So much so I learned to use them.
Tokka and Razar
Tokka and Rahzar, I believe.
“Best:” Don. Most popular: Raph.
Donny was my favorite because he was always the smart one and was also like the mad scientist of the group. I think most people’s favorite was either Leo or Raph.
Raphael has always been my favorite. When I was a kid I just liked him because my favorite color was red. But now I really do like him because he is awesome and does what he wants when he wants
Leonardo is my favorite, just love the guy, plus blue is my favorite color.
Raphael is by far the best.
Hes the one with the attitude.
My favorite was always Leonardo. I mean the original one that Eastman and Laird created. He was deadly, ruthless and a strategical genious . It was the whole reason that Hamato Yoshi/Splinter made him the leader of the group.
The names of the two Mutant Villains from TMNT2 were Toka (The Turtle) and Razor (The Wolf).
My favorite was always Donatello.
It started because of the first turtles game for the NES. He had the best weapon, hands down.
Then it evolved more from his personality – he more resembled my personality than the other four.
I think my least favorite was Mikey, though if I go back to just the NES game, the order of preference was based on their weapons’ power, and that would be:
Don, Leo, Mike, Ralph.
Later, it’s Don, Ralph, Leo, Mike.
Leo and Ralph would have swapped positions but Leo’s self-righteousnesses (as the personality of his character evolved) started to grate on me. Not to mention he has the friggin Katana swords, but never can use them to kill anyone.
Personally I like all 4 turtles (since tmnt 2012) however personal fav is Ralph and Mikey I like them both equally and feel they compliment each other due to the contrast in personality which makes for fun sibling interaction.
Well I would argue Mikey because I rarely here anyone else saying their favorite turtle is Donnie or Leo.
Such a shame. Donatello was my fave. As far as I can remember, no one liked Leonardo despite the fact he was the one with killer weapons