This is it. The Top 10 WORST freaking games of 2013! This is gonna be fun.
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[…] The Top 10 Worst Games of 2013 according to Angry Joe! For more visit: http://angryjoeshow.com/2014/01/top-10-worst-games-of-2013/ […]
The worst game i played last year was Ryse: Son of Rome. It was boring as hell and the game play just made it worse. It was not a good way to start off the Xbox One console era. I never played Ride to Hell, because it looked like shit in the first place. I played Ryse and that is why it is the worst game of 2013.
What i want to know is why do EA want more money? When they get the cash 70-80% goes straight to the games. Where does the rest go?? to the employees. Theres no point in getting money if you dont have any to spend on.
It’s called greed
That would be almost a sixth of the show for one of ten.
We get it. Madden games are (like Fifa) just a rehash of what has come before with a dust off and a new paint job. That is no reason to spend 6 and a half minutes ranting about something that doesn’t deserve it and has all been said before.
But, thank you.
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You have to try 3single dot com. There you talk to amateur grils who look like your neighbor. Have fun 🙂
When is Joe going to get to Call of Duty?
Seriously, #10’s description perfectly fit it.
He didn’t play ghosts
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glad i have never wasted time to play any of them. the games are getting worse.
I HOPE TO HIGH FUCKING GOD that sinsce joe now has a ps 4 and its on the xbox 1 he reviews Kingdome hearts 3 when it comes out.
Great list and so funny too, Always loved your top 10 worst games so thanks for doing it despite the youtube debacle.
Hi Joe, I have been a huge fan of your site for years and just wanted to congratulate you in making it this far.
Also, wanted to ask you if there is anything wrong with the video player you could be using, because it has been almost a month and it doesnt seem to be able to play videos. I live outside of America, so maybe that could be the problem? but other people in channel awesome videos work fine and only yours seem to be affected, so I dont want you to lose views overseas if there really is a problem with something different you might be having.
I tried in different computers and tablets and the same problem is there so I hope you can take it into consideration, cause if there’s a video I love in your reviews is the Worst and Best countdown of each year.
Still love your reviews and keep doing an amazing job!!!
He’s using youtube.
Great list Joe! I totally agree with your picks, which surprisingly most of them would be in my own top 10 which is why I won’t bother making one.
I bet 2014 will be an even better year in games with the likes of Witcher 3, Watch Dogs, The Divison, Dragon Age Inquisition, Pillars of Eternity, Dark Souls 2 etc.
Not so sure about Dragon age man but I hope you are right remember in Joe’s last video when he pointed out how many times EA fucked up last year. I know I won’t be buying that game day one I don’t want to be a Beta tester who pays.
Joe you should do a top 5 (a top 10 would be a bit much) for the most disappointing games in 2013. Rome 2 would have a good chance of topping that list, after all the build-up and self-promotion it was a massive but not unexpected disappointment to the fans of the Total War franchise. If you did a top 10 for the last decade Empire would win that one. Before Empire, CA still had a good reputation, with Rome 2 CA’s reputation went from still having the lingering stink of the Empire release to shit.
I hope 2014 will have more good games then bad.
EA should stay in FIFA and NHL…after they propag the game like Dead Space or Mass Effect….it ruin it completely ;-),,,no kidding
Sure Joe, EA sucks and tehy should stay in FIFA and NHL
thanks God we have you man …i love your opinion and i agree with all you say
I pity you Joe. You had to play Ride to Hell: Retribution and Aliens: Colonial Marines all the way through for the sake of a review. That had to be a very mind numbing and painful process. You are a better man then I.
Hey, Joe, you might like this Kickstarter game called Space Pioneer. It’s by real astronomers and all, supposedly. Anyway, good concept: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1672987132/space-pioneer
Im listening to a list about 2013 games and im playing a game that was mde in the 90s(shadow warrior get it on steam its free) I see no logic in that
I was kinda lucky/unlucky to not get many new games in 2013. Like the worst I did play actually wasn’t anywhere near as terrible as the ones listed here xD
It was called Time and Eternity that came out in 2013 (in America anyway). The combat system kinda sucks, animation feels incredibly akward when it moves thanks to using 2-D animation characters inside 3-D animation worlds. Story is weird but good enough, basic time travel business with trying to prevent your wedding from being ruined with a few unique features and elements that help make it good imo.
What seemed to make it bad though was just how long it takes to really start. Like that typical intro that eats up 2-3 minutes? This one takes around 10 minutes before you can actually do stuff. (You can skip it but first timers wont wanna.) The fanbase seems 50/50 about the game in general to for love or hate.
I bought it when it was 20 bucks (The store clerk actually tried to stop me like it was Duke Nukem Forever! Even said this very copy was returned 6 times.) and I honestly like it. If I paid a full 50 bucks I’d have been beyond pissed off.
I am totally shocked and surprised that X Rebirth was not on this list…
Thats all I can think about for the next decade burning into my mind as the ultimate worst game of 2013.
My thought exactly. Last time I purchase a game before reviews come out
GOD I still shiver every time I here the name
Aliens: Colonial Marines and that should never happen because I love the Alien franchise it rocks and the whole E3 demo we were lied right to are FACES!!!!. Hopefully with Aliens: Isolation like what Joe said the Aliens franchise will finally get some justice and we can all just leave Aliens: CM in the past.
Aliens: Colonial Marines was an epic fail. Good thing I cancel my pre-order. What happen to the game?? E3 looked 100X better than the current game. I wonder how the dev people on the trailer were able to lie on camera. Or where they laughing after filming the trailer.
Any news of Ride to Hell: Retribution? Are the developers really making a sequel? I hope not.
Also, what happened to Blistered Thumbs icon??
You should read this article: http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/02/aliens-colonial-marines-and-the-worrying-state-of-gaming-readers-feature-3522819/
I have to admit AngryJoe….. It was funny to watch you rage in Fighter Within video.
It seems 2013 was the year of broken promise and dreams. Aliens Colonial Marines, Madden 25, Total War: Rome II and Ryse. All promise but fails on delivery.
joe, play shadow of rome (PS2) game, if you want ROME GLADIATORIAL FIGHT
women escort during gladiator? check!
chariot deathmatch? CHECK!
arms cut, legs cut, body split half? CHECK
gladiator armor? CHECK
epic story? CHECK
broken arms, broken legs, smashed head? CHECK
hot women? CHECK
GO BUY PS2 & review that game
SHADOW OF ROME
I am hopeful that the Kinect will get better, if it is given better games by more competent developers….am I being overly optimistic?
Seriously, if this is a serious Top 10 Worst Games video, where the hell is X-Rebirth?
You’ve obviously never played the biker game, have you? It takes a shit on even X-Rebirth.
Did you forget to listen to the video? “There are a lot of really bad games this year, and I haven’t played them all. So these are games that I’ve personally played.”
Yeah, I know. But X-Rebirth deserved to be played and reviewed just to end on this Top Worst Games rank
I’m not really feeling the intro. Doesn’t seem angry enough.
I haven’t played any of these games fortunately, but I’m surprised that star trek trexels wasn’t higher on the list, ahead of aliens even. I say this because I think Joe said that it was a mediocre-level game in terms of fun at times, but was just really insulted as an aliens fan. Star trek trexels, doesn’t even look mediocre at any point in the game, and furthermore, you can’t even play the game when you want to since you have to wait and wait and wait to do anything all the time.
Not that I’m disagreeing or anything, was just surprised. I guess Trexels gets some leniency since it is a mobile game, so the bar is just set lower for it, and it’s not as far from its own normal bar than aliens?
woooow man hahahahaha that was really fun xD , I just finished the video 45 minutes I laughed , WTF ! is the really a 2013 games o.O , I will not add anything for this list of bullshit , yea it was bullshit games.
but sorry Joe I’m going to try TMNT to see them dancing damn that seems funny xD
thank you man , Angry Joe Show is the best ever, it’s even better than some games them selves xD xxx
Just get a demo version. It’s a way better choice considering the dancing is no high-end shit that would be in the full game.
I do agree with you that Madden 25 Next gen should be on this list however I disagree with your reasons why. You blame EA and there habit to chase money. I can’t blame them . I think it sells about 1.5 million units per year on average. Madden is a consistent money maker for the company and they don’t have the responsibility to make a good game. I think this one falls on the consumer. We have the responsibility to not buy a game that doesn’t live up to the hype or the bull the company is trying to sell us. The company knows they could just release a roster update every year and only release the actual game every three years but that doesn’t make people money and at the end of the day no matter what u do for a living its about making money.
EA Sports+NFL Licence has always been massive money grab, and that’s because they know the fans are a bunch of moronic imbeciles to be milked for every last penny they have and spat on the way out.
I was not surprised that the new xbox one motion capture games are as bad as the last generation.. meet the new shit same as the old shit.. at least it was not a forced buy when you bought a 360 console like it is now with the xbone.. PS4 at least you do not force to buy it.
What is the music at 10:34?
I have been searching for it for ages.
TMNT: The Hyperstone Heist
I am curious if you’ve seen the AvP boardgame/wargame that they kickstarted Joe, and your thoughts on that.
I felt so betrayed being a Aliens fan. I had very high hopes for that game, and I didn’t think it would be terrible at all because an Alien or Predator game has not come out for a very long time, and that Gearbox would take their time on it because there was no rush and the fact that the game was given a second chance after it almost being cancelled.
Hopefully Alien: Isolation will return the series to what it truely is, which is SHITTING, your, PANTS!
I haven’t followed you for more than a year, Lord Commander, but I can see that you have rally grown up to be more mature and speaking with heart and passion about the things that matter to us.
thanks for number 10 there are so many problems with madden they signs of life form 2013 but then when I bought 2025 I found even more problem it felt like I was playing a beta of the game I am tired of maddens shit
Nice work Joe, didn’t expect number 10 to be madden. Glad that Ride To Hell: Retribution was number 1 though, piece of shit game.
Long time viewer, first time poster. I’m glad you seem to have worked through the Youtube issues, Joe? Thanks for fighting the good fight against game company greed and double speak. I really liked your feminist speech in your last video, also. You are the awesome. No one else comes close. <3
For the next Madden, I would love to see you do a year by year comparison as what actually gets improved from 06 till now and say when exactly the game is worth a full title.
Madden 08 and NHL 09 were the last ones released for PC because players were just modding in new rosters and jerseys instead of plopping down $60 for the same product.
How much of a jump does EA need to make each year to qualify a new product and what should consumers do about it.
dude, if you buy the game you deserve to get fucked.
Final Fantasy: All The Bravest gets an honorary mention along with Star Trek for greedy mobile gaming.
This trend seems unavoidable. It’s frightening. We’ve got to speak up and tell these companies we won’t take their crap.
And haha, people paid $100 extra because of the Kinect…
Feed me! i am a mutation of spock and kirk, i am spirk!!
Oh so you’re their love child? Here; have a melon!
I totally agree that the freeium model is going to and in my opinion has already invaded our full version disc based games. Look at Forza 5 While the game does not “force you” to buy in game currency you are strongly encouraged every step of the way. From what I understand before the patch was released it was not possible to race on every track since you could not unlock every car without the VIP edition.
Joe the number one in my view and probably other to was expected because Ride To Hell should stay in Hell
i agree with everything you said joe!!
Hey man thanks for your truthful reviews,since I have watched your show I have started to understand some game developers are actually in it for the money and have no respect for gamers.
you are a soldier, blowing the heads of the nazi developers that lie to us and cheat us our money lol
I was horrified at the top 10 worst games of 2013, can they actually accept money for this garbage!!
Cause I live in Australia, refunds are easy to get, not sure how US works. If I get a terrible game and its buggy that’s enough for a refund 🙂
anyway man thanks for your efforts, I admire your work and hope you do this for years to come.
Good list, although I was hoping MechWarrior Online would make the cut. Technically released last year, they pretended it released this fall. The game has gone no where since then, is still going no where, and only serves to buttfuck and cash crop what little life was life in the Battletech license. Being a MechWarrior fan, it was the biggest disappointment I’ve had in a while. We’ve had to wait 10 years for this garbage to come out, and it’ll probably be another 10 years between when it bites the dust and the next one is made. Thanks so much, PGI.
MWO was a big money grab. I have not played in months since it was a repetitive PvP with nothing a big FPS with little to now ‘thinking’ really about it. I still get the stupid emails about buying mechs for 30$, wtf? really? The gave up on all the promised options, and have basicly just throwing shit out to see who is stupid enough to send them a penny for the crap they put out.
PGI screwed that shit bad.
why wasn’t I surprised to see Ride to Hell:Retribution at the top of the list?
You must have saw his video of it. Anyone that has would guess it was going to be # 1; either that or Colonial Marines. We got a serious amount of shitty games last year. He could have made it a top 20 list instead.
Why is this private? I’d love to watch it 🙁
indeed, at least 20 bad games out there.. maybe next time make the list longer but no need to go indepth… just honorable mentions of how bad they where.
wouldn’t you say, dishonorable mentions?