DO NOT SEE THIS FILM! AngryJoe and Crew talk about the awful Poltergeist remake that utterly fails to capture the originals horrific magic!
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I liked… _o_
Yeah it definitely wasn’t like the Rob Zombie remakes of Halloween that is for sure.
I thought the same thing let’s just hope Jurassic World won’t be a complete Michael Bay rendition with Inception noises making you want shoot ya’self in the face XD. So far I have lost all hope in the terminator series this new one is basically a rehash of old material with very little on it besides bird shit. My new hope right now is strike back that that Disney is making with the return of Star Wars.
i have to say, as a person who is afraid of clowns, this movie made me laugh my ass off! this shit wasn’t scary, it was a joke! the clown made me think of those cheesy amateur haunted houses with the dolls that have string attached to make them move. a marionette is more scary than this shit
I am 42 years old and I love all the original movies and I really wish, Hollywood would leave them alone, because ALL reboots are more or less crap.
Is he going to do Jurassic World too?
I remember the original as having some very scary moments when I watched it as a young teen, now after going back to it, it still has some pretty scary moments, but also some seems quite goofy.
I think there is a bit of rose tinted glasses with the original, but that certainly doesn’t excuse a shitty remake, if anything they should have gone further, maybe fill in a few of the blanks from the first movie, but it seems like a CG shitty remake.
People really thought this was going to be a good remake? lol!
Great review won’t be wasting my $ Joe!
I don’t know why you bother sometimes mate remakes are always a let down.
Love you passion bro keep up the good work Joe and Joe
Can’t wait for you review on the witcher 3 been a long time since I’ve been so into a game taking my time with this one level 8 and loving this shit.
When is Joe going to do the Witcher 3?
doesnt matter, already finished it twice. Everybody knew it was going to be awesome anyway 🙂
As a kid the original Poltergeist scared the crap out of me. That scene where that guy is ripping his face off still gives me the heepy jeepies. Not surprised that the remake is terrible. A remake actually surpassing the original is as rare as me handing out hundred dollar bills on a street corner.
Is Joe going to review The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt soon?
I never seen it . Is it that bad of a movie? I hate remakes, reboots or any movies or vidoe games that no one fucking think it through. I understand that they are going to put a twiste or two in, but to fuck it up this bad is a insult to the movie and the people who spend good money to go and see this shit.
Is anyone surprised? ANYONE!?! I’m pretty sure only critics and idiots have seen it.
Next up, Joe will pick some random direct-to-DVD from Redbox and tell us not to watch *that*.
It never occurred to me to spend any money on this remake of a movie that, honestly, wasn’t any good at the time. I am old enough to remember it being a Cultural Phenomenon, like “Gremlins”. I also remember that it was basura (like “Gremlins”). But unlike Gremlins 2, which was all kinds of brilliant, we didn’t ever get that much-better Poltergeist 2.
Everyone here is now dumber for having experienced this. ANY of this.
That movie really failed to capture the horrifying magic that the original poltergeist movie. By the way…Can somebody get the FineBros. or REACT on youtube to get a reaction from kids, elders, and youtubers about the four RWBY Trailers, please.
Seriously, I can’t get an account on youtube because of some google bullshit and it would be funny to get their reaction and the look on their faces.
Why can’t you do it yourself, what does this have to do with poltergeist and why on Joe’s website?
Soooooo…. I guess you guys didn’t like the movie? It was kinda hard to tell. /s