Posted on: Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
Posted in: AJ Exclusives
Comments: 45
What the F*ck!: Chick-Fil-A
Chick-Fil-A, if you dont have one close to you, god have mercy on your soul – your missing out on some of the most delicious chicken sandwiches you have EVER tasted. However, this franchise from the beginning has been committing an unimaginable crime ever since its inception in 1967. To this day it seems No one has called them out on it. Well Joe has finally had enough, its time for RETRIBUTION!
I’ve always said “A trip to Chick-Fil-A can brighten any day!”
Of Course Unless that day is Sunday. The worse day of the week for Chicken Sandwiches!
I cant tell you how many times my dumb ass has driven to Chick-Fil-A, rocking back and forth in my seat in anticipation of those HOT NUGGETS – only to pull up to a dark and empty shell of a restaurant!
I HATE SUNDAYS!
I know why you are closed on Sundays, and I DONT CARE! STOP IT !
I NEED MY CHICKEN! NOW!
I’m hopelessly addicted to your delectable menu, and a lesser chain would have crumbled to the ground as I screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs banging on the closed doors. You’ve survived this long but only because i’ve been weak, I’ve been unable to destroy the very thing I love.
I know you think your doing good by providing people a day to worship or rest – to do some good in the community. But The pain and angwish you cause by being closed on this day when the majority of the populace is free from work, is unforgivable!
In your feeble attempt to encourage people to do good on Sundays, you’ve driven them to evil – hundreds if not thousands of broken human beings are lashing out at their fellow man, put into bad moods because they through no fault of their own are unable to get their fil-a fix. You have caused me great pain during multiple Sundays in my life, and for this crime, you can never be forgiven!
Chick-Fil-A, WHAT THE F*CK!
OPEN YOUR DOORS on Sundays! Think of the Children!
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45 thoughts on “What the F*ck!: Chick-Fil-A”
Man I never had Chick-Fil-A wish they had one around where I live
it can brighten any day…unless its Sunday..and your gay
im from australia wats a chicken biscuit???
While watching this video I realized two things:
1) I’m hungry for Chick-fil-a
2) I think I might live in the same neighborhood as Angry Joe! I definitely go to the same Chick-fil-a, along the same route.
So as I eat my delicious chicken nuggets, I’ll bask in the knowledge that I eat from the place that Angry Joe broke into (accidentally).
Awesome post. How long have you been running this blog for? It makes me realise that I need to improve mine a bit! Irma Rollings
god I live in a grey state come to me chickfila!
You guys do know that there’s an online service so that they can deliver your food to you. The best part is that you don’t even need to use a credit card.
What type of video camera do you guys even use to make videos and how do you guys even like use special effects? it’s BAD-ASS!! XD
It’s nice that you took the time to write this post; it’s great to read another’s opinion. I appreciate your work on this post, and I’ll come back for more reading.
Try some spellcheck, pal. It’s ANGUISH not “anwish.”
And Chick-Fil-A is a chain of stores, you don’t go down to your “local chain.”
If I ever see a Chick-Fil-A, I’m gonna check them out. I have to find one that’s close by to Le Roy, New York though.
Yeah, the reason why Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays is because it’s a heavily Mormon chain. Still, Sunday is the day you want Chick-fil-a the most. DAMN YOU CHICK-FIL-A! *Waves fist in the air*
youre a retard!!! Truett Cathy is CHRISTIAN!!! not MORMON!!!
Man, Ive drove up to Chick-fil-a soooo many times on sunday’s, and it’s like you said:
It’s then that I relise That I will not be enjoying my sunday eating delicious Chicken sandwitch’s, no golden brown nuggets, no Chicken biscuits, no Fresh lemonade,
whenever I drive up there on sunday’s, Im filled with dissapointment. That’s why on saturday’s Im going to fill up on chick-fil-a to last me for sunday, then drive back on monday xD
Chick-fil-a is godly, period.
DAMN
I want to live in the US now.
But I LOVE SWEDEN MORE THEN CHICKEN
I hope you got your free chicken sandwich today, Joe! I know I did.
check this guy out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFj34rrPl9E
On a high note, it’s good to see Tons O’ Fun on the show again.
The ultimate mistake they made was exclusively using peanut oil to cook with.
Good job alienating three million potential customers, ASSHOLES.
Joe…why did you have to remind me of Chik Fil A today? I was hungry and I GOT MYSELF SOME CHICKEN BISCUITS.
mmmmm biscuits.
We dont have them neighter in Canada
This whole thing made me drive about 40 miles altogether to get get some Chick-fil-a. Thanks, Joe!
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Seriously Joe, I can’t stop watching this video. I’ve seen it ten times today, it’s freaking funny.
thats funny i wonder if the cops showed up later
man do you think there is a chick-fil-a in Florida because it looks that its delicious
GOD DAMN IT NOW U MADE ME HUNGRY
My school has CFA chicken sandwiches every monday.
Hilarious ending, can’t believe they didn’t lock the doors, lol.
I live out in central New York, never been to a Chick-Fil-A until a trip to Atlanta to visit my cousin. I gotta say that Polynesian sauce is unbelievably good!
Chick-Fil-A is delicious so juicy, tasty and unforgettably expensive.
Its all about the free samples unless you really need one lol.
later
I think the worst thing is when they would only allow Christians to be promoted to management positions. They were finally sued for doing such a thing, but still…
My middle school had Chick-Fil-A crispy chicken sandwiches for one year, they were great. At least there’s a Burger King near my house.
No no not Chick-Fil-a!!!!1 Must resist urge to have…. there ……… chick……..en……. *runs to my nearest Chick-Fil-a*.
One of the videos an European can’t really get…we don’t have Chick-Fil-a, or at least I never saw one.
Anyway, nice to see Tons0Fun again in a vid (it had been a while, hadn’t it?)
Anyway, loved the ending…tell us if you got filmed, guys ;D
German greetings,
Blackbot
OMG that is so funny, and so ironic too… gee I wonder if the person that forgot to lock the doors is not going to be working there much longer
why the hell there isn’t a Chick-Fil-A in my country all we have are just Mcdonalds KFC and Burger King WTF? I envy you Joe I envy you a lot! P.S. mail me one
Joe, I am sad to say. I live in the bay area of California, and the closest one to my city is 60.26 miles away in Fairfield, CA. I don’t drive, and I don’t think my friends would be willing to drive that far for Chick-Fil-A ;.; You made me really want some, and now I know I probably won’t get it ;.;
All-in-all you also made me laugh rather hard at my desk at work. Thank you for that
Awesome viedo Joe. You’ve made me so hungry just by watching that I’ve had to take a breake in my work to eat something. God damn You Joe!!!
Ps. You should change to: “The Hungry Joe Show”
To be honest, it took me a second to figure out how to pronounce the name…lol…We don’t have in Canuckistan.
I’ve……….never been there before. Hilarious ending though lol.
That was good video Funny how you broke in, tut tut Joe tut tut, i have never seen a Chick-Fil-A, I don’t think we have them in Britain but I do know why they are closed.
“Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and directing our attention to things more important than our business. If it took seven days to make a living with a restaurant, then we needed to be in some other line of work. Through the years, I have never wavered from that position.”
– S. Truett Cathy
http://www.thecross-photo.com/Chick-fil-A_Restaurants-Closed_On_Sunday.htm
I have never heard of chick-fil-a before, but it sure does look good.
Man, you made me want some chicken! D:
Hahah xD They forgot to lock? That’s hilairious!
Personally, I prefer Boston Pizza’s Ciabatta Chicken Sandwich. But, that’s what happens when you live in Ontario.
well theres always KFC. not as good though but still