Preempting anyone who shouts 'WHO CARES?' with:

Imagine if in an expansion for The Witcher 3, Geralt suddenly decided, without your input, to spend a year shacked up with a fetchingly burly blacksmith he met.

Imagine the internet's *rage*. https://t.co/vaRMrSHG4P

— Dominic Tarason (@DominicTarason) January 16, 2019