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bottles of lotion

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upsets the Jibberjabber

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THE STORY SO FAR

Once upon a time I killed a zombie that was human that was a spy who had family in the woods searching for underpants but got murdered. Twas a full moon when I found Delrith singing Poker-face so badly that everyone decided to get a shrink who is insane in order to enact Exterminatus upon. But then suddenly Humphrey Bogart appeared with Harley Quinn said "shut up!" He wouldn't stop force feeding Cheese Pizza Bagels.

I said "Don't sing about Kony!" The private inspector was a velociraptor genetically modified to fire eye lasers and shred guitar to destroy organics in Gotham City with the help of Big Boss who could fly if he spun his head like Miley Cyrus "The Miley Copter". However, futa girls decided to eat an ice cream and a pop corn because why not. Then an invasion of the suta threatened to make bottles of lotion for all the world's hungry children because they like playing with their rockets.

But this upsets the JibberJabber so he then...

(this doesn't count, obviously :P )

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rivals called the

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Cute Saxophone Lesbians.

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very inappropriate adventures.

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of snicker doodles.

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and baked cookies.

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Unimaginably attractive and

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Then Optimus Prime

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Stole the cookies.

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