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  1. 1. Do you want to make a contract?

    • Sure, Kyubey! I sense nothing wrong with this deal!
    • No no no no no no no A MILLION TIMES NO!
    • I could be persuaded...

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As the title suggests, this is where you get to make a contract with me, Kyubey, for a wish! But, in exchange you have to give me your soul fight an eternal war against an unbeatable enemy until your early demise become a magical girl/guy! We even have male uniforms for the guys, so now you won't have to face the shame that last guy did (Ubernoob or whatever his name was- sure was nice of him to give me his account for this).

 

So, just enter in your wish below and we can get this misery contracting started!

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More futa. The world needs more futa. Futa for everyone. And then there'll be peace.

Then I'll give my soul to you and fight an eternal war against an unbeatable enemy until my early demise become magical.

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More futa. The world needs more futa. Futa for everyone. And then there'll be peace.

Then I'll give my soul to you and fight an eternal war against an unbeatable enemy until my early demise become magical.

Okay, I can do that. So, should we finalize the deal?

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Yes!

The contract is concluded. Your wish has surpassed entropy.

Now, there are enough lids in the world for everyone. Not sure about peace resulting from that, but you didn't wish for that part.

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The contract is concluded. Your wish has surpassed entropy.

Now, there are enough lids in the world for everyone. Not sure about peace resulting from that, but you didn't wish for that part.

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If you didn't want me to twist your words, you should have been more specific.

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After Watching the show I am very cautious with magical wishing creatures.

 

For the Otakus!

For the Cospayers!

Moe power will rule the world!

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After Watching the show I am very cautious with magical wishing creatures.

 

For the Otakus!

For the Cospayers!

Moe power will rule the world!

You know, you could wish for moe power to rule the world. That's within my power to grant. And don't worry, I'm completely trustworthy.

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I can't even begin to explain how hard I laughed at this conversation...

Maybe you could explain it if you made a contract.

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Maybe you could explain it if you made a contract.

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...Alrite... I'll play yer game... I wish I had the ability to go back in time and put someone in my shoes so they can experience what I did! That way, you would know how hard my laughter was! >:3

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...Alrite... I'll play yer game... I wish I had the ability to go back in time and put someone in my shoes so they can experience what I did! That way, you would know how hard my laughter was! >:3

Well, I've granted crazier wishes. For example, there was this one girl who wanted to share one last piece of cheesecake with her dying mother. 

You humans are so odd.

 

That aside, the contract is concluded. Your wish has surpassed entropy. 

 

Nope, still don't see it. That might have something to do with the fact that I have no emotions and thus cannot understand your humor, but hey- a contract's a contract.

Wait, I think I see it now.

Yep. It's official. I've gone insane. I'll be back after a quick visit to an asylum to purge me of these bothersome lols.

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Can I become immortal and have ultimate power?

 

Or even better, can I have all the knowledge of the universe and a baguette?

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Can I become immortal and have ultimate power?

 

Or even better, can I have all the knowledge of the universe and a baguette?

I can grant at least one of those things.

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I'd go for the baguette.

Your right! I want the baguette!

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Your right! I want the baguette!

Well, I'm not going to look a gift sacrifice for the sake of the universe hero in the mouth!

The contract is concluded. Your wish has surpassed entropy.

 

You now have a baguette. You could have wished for untold riches, but you wished for a baguette.

Man, do I even have to try this hard with you humans? Maybe I should just set up a stand at a mall and have people write in their wishes.

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I wish I had a green lightsaber.

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I wish I had a green lightsaber.

You know, in a weird sort of way, that's one of the more rational wishes I've granted.

 

The contract has been concluded. Your wish has surpassed entropy.

 

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Oh, I suppose you wanted me to photoshop it in your hand and everything, huh? Well, too bad- Jubey's the one who's good at that kind of thing. And he's not around anymore, so... 

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You know, in a weird sort of way, that's one of the more rational wishes I've granted.

 

The contract has been concluded. Your wish has surpassed entropy.

 

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Oh, I suppose you wanted me to photoshop it in your hand and everything, huh? Well, too bad- Jubey's the one who's good at that kind of thing. And he's not around anymore, so... 

Awesome!

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Who the hell are you? And I only make contracts with the Devil.

 

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