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The Game Stop Poem

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I LOVE PRE ORDERS 

I PRE ORDER EVERYTHING 

MY DOG I PRE ORDER THAT 

MY GIRL I PRE ORDERED THAT

MY LIFE I PRE ORDERD THAT 

MY DAUGHTER PRE ORDERED THAT 

WHEN I GO TO GAMESTOP I PREORDER MY PREORDER'S.

WHEN I GET MY PRE ORDER'S THEY ASK ME TO PRE ORDER

THEY ARE MONEY HORDERS

thank you for listening,

 

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sounds like someone does not like Game stop that much XD
 

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For my long hard work I was paid,

So I went to the shopping arcade.

And since neither my thumbs are yet lame,

I thought to pick up a new game.

Imagine my shock when I found

There were not any games around

Instead the shelves were filled (all the spaces)

With promotional DVD cases

"O sir why do you want me to pay,

for a game that is not out today?"

"But sir!" Called the man with a shout

"You do not know what you're about!

"Tis true that these games aren't out yet

But it's better for you from the outset!

For a preorder bonus mayhaps,

You enjoy a few extra maps?

Or if you're wardrobe is thin,

How about a player character skin?"

"Can I simply not purchase today

Then take my goods home to play?"

"But sire how will you feel a week later

when you have no access to the beta?

If you preorder Sniper Elite three

You can shoot Hitler for Free!"

I paused at this last for spell

as that did sound fun as all hell,

But instead I cried "No!

Give me Transfomers to Go!"

And I got it home and it was shit.

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My GameStop is pretty cool tbh, the guys who work there are nice about everything, once I say no to pre-ordering something they are just like "alright cool" and don't nag me about anything else.

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The manager at one of the GameStops near here busted his ass like no other to find me a copy of .Hack//GU Vol2, and I'll always appreciate him for it.

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