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Sol Omega

Give me an anime

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So I'm sure many of you notice my endearing opinions and views of the anime that has been brought up in the forums.

Well, I'm also sure you're all tired of it. Doesn't mean I won't stop (don't hurt me mods!)...

So, this brings me to this thread. Give me an anime. And I'll give you my entertaining, semi-informed, pretentious, and most importantly, biased opinion of the anime. It'll help me control myself, and be less of a pompous dick... by being a pompous dick.

tl;dr

Give me an anime. I'll find anything bad about it, and complain about it. I'll make a joke or two. I'll even rate it on a arbitrary number scale out of 10.

So without further adieu...

bringit.jpg

 

please post...

 

 

Oh and some rules I guess. No anarchy here!

If I never watched it, I'll make an opinion of it anyways and edit my response later after I watch it. If I decide to watch it.

Keep in mind, I'm still catching up with anime from the 80's, and I live under a rock half of the time. Don't expect me to know all these moe desu tojo jap non-'murican names that no one can pronounce. If they have an english name, please use that instead. Don't say Shingeki no Kyojin (or god help you if you dare abbreviate it as SNK around me), but please say Attack On Titan. Again, I don't know some of these moe desu tojo jap non-'murican names that no one can pronounce. Also, don't expect me to be updated with the latest and (not) greatest of animes. Again, I'm catching up with 80's stuff and I live under a rock. Although, I suppose Emphase kind of helps with his thread.

BIG RULE

One anime request per day per person*

*With some exception.

Edited by Sol Omega

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Could you give me your opinion about magi.

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Ghost Hunt.

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Could you give me your opinion about magi.

Never watched it.

Doesn't mean I can't make an opinion!

 

So... anime up old stories (Aladdin, Sinbad, etc)... toss in some FF7 bullshit, add a dash of One Piece and Fairy Tail, and tada! Magi.

Yeah. No.

 

However, I won't condemn it to the abyss of shitty anime yet. Never watched it. I'll watch it later.

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Hmm, well, this is an interesting idea. All right, what do you think about Madoka Magica?

Go on, be honest. I promise I won't be mad.

Magical girls...

I'll just fucking watch Sailor Moon.

 

I'll get back to you on this, this'll be a bigg 'un

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Ghost Hunt.

Hey.

I know I said give me an anime. But come on. Give me a break here.

 

So. It's basically anime ghost hunters. But with real psychics (oh snap!). You got a douche bag, a monk, an always necessary teen idol, an equally as necessary shrine maiden, and a priest. This sounds like a set up to a bad joke. Oh wait. It is. It's called Ghost Hunt.

Everything is just so awful. So predictable. Not scary. Do they even hunt ghosts (they do, and they do find them)? Seems like all they is worry about PSYCHIC!

And of course main character lady girl person goes for the douche. And his "evil" twin dream version. So she's getting double douched.

And does like every anime NEED to have the boku-no-pico he-she?

Is that really a thing?

 

That asides, if you're into ghost stuff and a calm(ish) anime that's simple (I shouldn't say that, it doesn't do a spectacular job at explaining some things) to follow, you might like it.

6.5/10

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Full Metal Alchemist

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Shin Chan.

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Kill la Kill

We already know that one.

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I'm pressed for time atm (going home), so I'll do a speed round and get back to them ASAP.

 

Full Metal Alchemist

Stop bitching. You don't have to do ninja hand signs to do your magic jutsu.

 

Shin Chan.

Comedy gold. Shit animation. I got nothing. Or do I!? ASS DANCE ASS DANCE! Look at Mr. Elephant!

 

Kill la Kill

A show for people with attention spans shorter than that of a gold fish. I see more cleavage in one episode than I do in a porno. The only nips I get to see is the neked teacher guys'. I mean, they're not bad to look at but... yeah.

 

Why the edit? Because making light of a serious thing is serious business. Who knew?

Edited by Sol Omega

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Dead Space : Downfall

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Barefoot Gen

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Barefoot Gen

New rule. One anime request per person per day.

I'll get to this TOMORROW. And geez, we're going there with anime, eh?

 

 

K-on

Same goes for you!
You and your lesbian rock devil music (that you hardly ever play) anime! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN EATING PASTRIES AND DRINKING TEA!

Dead Space : Downfall

Dead Space: Hey watch this animated movie that has blood and gore but doesn't really connect with the game! Hey, let's use chain saws that you can't use in the game! Hey, let's make stuff up that either never happened or is never mentioned! 6/10 this is my full opinion.

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New rule. One anime request per person per day.

I'll get to this TOMORROW. And geez, we're going there with anime, eh?

 

-.-

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School Days. This'll be good...

Okay, cool. I know what I'm getting into finally!

A romantic comedy school anime!

Alright! Oh! There it is! I knew it! They both love each other after all! Such a happy sounding opening and closing songs!

Oh ho ho! The friend has a thing for the guy! Saw that comin-

Wait. What.

What. Wai- wha- Woah. WOAH. HOLD ON! STOP IT! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

And next thing you know, someone got stabbed to death and decapitated, another got their neck cleaved, and someone's hugging a rotting severed head on a yacht in the middle of an ocean. And then everyone acts like nothing happened. Like no one got fucking murdered or fucked.

The main character is a gigantic douche hole. I like this girl. She's boring now. Hey this girl who's my friend is putting out. Let me stick it in. Awesome. Eh, that's getting boring too. Oh hey, threesomes. Oh hey, let me ruin people's love lives. Cool. Now let me destroy someone's heart and turn them into an emotionally unstable person! Oops, my friend who put out got preggers. Looks like I have to take care of her because I'm responsi- oh hey that girl I first like is putting out again. Fuck this noise.

The anime itself isn't bad. The main character is a prick. Everyone is an idiot or dick hungry for the main character's apparently ass taming member. It's very dramatic. Drama to the max. Honestly, this anime is the most high school like out of all the animes I've seen. Granted, I have no idea how school is over there in the land of the rising sun. I like it because it did a 180 on me and flipped my table. Did not expect. 7/10

Should watch the multiple endings of the visual novel. Careful, there's a happy ending. Really happy. NSFW.

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Have not watched, but I've been meaning to.

Suppose I have a reason to now.

I'll get back to this ASAP.

One of my favorites, will be interested to see what you have to say about it.

How about another : Psycho Pass

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Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-Chan

How do I even complain about this ani-

Nothing happens.

The older sister is going through full metal alchemist syndrome.

Tsunderererererere out the ass.

Main character never catches a break, and always dies. What a punk.

There's never any serious moments that give it sincere moments. Like, seriously.

What funny antics are they on this time? How will we painfully be abused and die this time? Who will shit themselves with the lack of their halo this time?

I really can't think of anything bad about this anime. It's also because it's playing off the fact that it's bad I suppose. It's a jumbled mess. I don't think the creator even cared. He just got bored. Did I get bored? No. This shit is funny. 7/10

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