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I'm glad someone gets me =P

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Na, I'd say they taste more like pork.

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According to cannibals, people taste like tuna.

Well, tuna is the chicken of the sea...

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Why does everyone think things taste like chicken when clearly only chicken tastes like chicken?

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Do I look like a complete jackass if I like the tv show Jackass?

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If Tuna is the chicken of the sea, what's its beef and pork?

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Do I look like a complete jackass if I like the tv show Jackass?

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Is this the real life ?
 

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If Tuna is the chicken of the sea, what's its beef and pork?

Tuna of the land

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If Tuna is the chicken of the sea, what's its beef and pork?

Whales and Manatees, obviously.

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If I eat myself would i become twice as big, or disappear completely ?

-You are eating yourself even right now, your cells are eating organic material to survive. However if talking literally you would die during the process and not only because of loosing too much blood, but also digestion needs energy, energy is stored in food. But when you eat yourself and nothing else only about 50% of you would stay material.

what kind of bees produce milk?

-None

why is Ps4 so much better than Xbox.... .....  .... .... .... .... .... (?)

-It's not

Am I the only one here who's actually curious as to what Dewritos tastes like?

-You are not the only one

Why is water so fucking wet?

-It is not, wet is term to describe object containing water inside or/and outside it's surface. You could also ask why water is water.

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that considered incest or masturbation?

-Cloning humans is illegal in most countries. However if you would, cloned individual would become a different person immediately after upon regaining consciousness, due to different experiences than original you. So incest.

What if skittles and fruity loops were the same thing ?

-There yould be no skittles nor fruity loops, just Skitloops

why do I never want to go to sleep at night but also never want to wake up in the morning?

-Too much caffeine or adrenaline or both.

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

-Yes it does but only from them and not directly. Milk goes through very advanced technological process and there are many persons involved. If that makes you any happy i'm sure there are few brown people making chocolatate milk.

Why do fools fall in love?

-foolishness is relative, but people with low brain capacity have same chemical reactions as all people.

What is love?

-Throughout history, predominately, philosophy and religion have speculated the most into the phenomenon of love. In the last century, the science of psychology has written a great deal on the subject. Recently, however, the sciences of evolutionary psychology, evolutionary biology, anthropology, neuroscience, and biology have begun to take center stage in discussion as to the nature and function of love. 

 
Biological models of sex tend to see it as a mammalian drive, just like hunger or thirst. Psychology sees love as more of a social and cultural phenomenon. There are probably elements of truth in both views — certainly love is influenced by hormones (such as oxytocin) and pheromones, and how people think and behave in love is influenced by one’s conceptions of love. Hence, from time immemorial, science, from naturalistic poetry to MRI neurochemistry, has debated the nature of love.

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If I eat myself would i become twice as big, or disappear completely ?

-You are eating yourself even right now, your cells are eating organic material to survive. However if talking literally you would die during the process and not only because of loosing too much blood, but also digestion needs energy, energy is stored in food. But when you eat yourself and nothing else only about 50% of you would stay material.

what kind of bees produce milk?

-None

why is Ps4 so much better than Xbox.... .....  .... .... .... .... .... (?)

-It's not

Am I the only one here who's actually curious as to what Dewritos tastes like?

-You are not the only one

Why is water so fucking wet?

-It is not, wet is term to describe object containing water inside or/and outside it's surface. You could also ask why water is water.

If you have sex with a clone of yourself, is that considered incest or masturbation?

-Cloning humans is illegal in most countries. However if you would, cloned individual would become a different person immediately after upon regaining consciousness, due to different experiences than original you. So incest.

What if skittles and fruity loops were the same thing ?

-There yould be no skittles nor fruity loops, just Skitloops

why do I never want to go to sleep at night but also never want to wake up in the morning?

-Too much caffeine or adrenaline or both.

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

-Yes it does but only from them and not directly. Milk goes through very advanced technological process and there are many persons involved. If that makes you any happy i'm sure there are few brown people making chocolatate milk.

Why do fools fall in love?

-foolishness is relative, but people with low brain capacity have same chemical reactions as all people.

What is love?

-Throughout history, predominately, philosophy and religion have speculated the most into the phenomenon of love. In the last century, the science of psychology has written a great deal on the subject. Recently, however, the sciences of evolutionary psychology, evolutionary biology, anthropology, neuroscience, and biology have begun to take center stage in discussion as to the nature and function of love. 

 
Biological models of sex tend to see it as a mammalian drive, just like hunger or thirst. Psychology sees love as more of a social and cultural phenomenon. There are probably elements of truth in both views — certainly love is influenced by hormones (such as oxytocin) and pheromones, and how people think and behave in love is influenced by one’s conceptions of love. Hence, from time immemorial, science, from naturalistic poetry to MRI neurochemistry, has debated the nature of love.

 

All of this is now non-canon according to Disney.

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Why do I still watch the Toronto Maple Leafs when all they're nothing but a black hole made of failure ?

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If a tree falls in the forest, will the beaver be able to hear the river cry out ?

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Two monkeys are in a fight.

One monkey has a knife.

The other has a gun.

The one with the gun has no bullets.

The one with the knife doesn't know that.

Who wins?

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Two monkeys are in a fight.

One monkey has a knife.

The other has a gun.

The one with the gun has no bullets.

The one with the knife doesn't know that.

Who wins?

the third monkey

When will the Deathening begin?

yesterday 

 

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? 

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Sea you later.

are you shore ?

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Or did they just wave?

Oh don't be such a beach 

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