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Kaz32

50 Shades of Grey movie is out. Oh no.

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Cinemas here were adding plastic covers to the chairs in preparation for the screenings of this movie. Do I even have to make a joke about that?

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Cinemas here were adding plastic covers to the chairs in preparation for the screenings of this movie. Do I even have to make a joke about that?

 

The work has already done for you.

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Judging by a racy cover of Dakota Johnson, it seemed that sexuality promoted people to watch the movie.

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Even people who are into bondage shouldn't like it. Judging from the trailers they don't even practice Safe, Sane and Consensual (or "How bondage aficionados cut down on rope burns and rape charges"). 

 

And since it fits the BDSM theme:

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I remember my last year of high school and when all the girls were screaming and reading the books. 

 

I don't know a single guy who likes this movie or books but I know 99% of girls who do. And this isn't some romantic movie like, "I love you", "I love you too."

This is like crazy, dirty, sick stuff in it. It's like porn with some kind of creepy background story and girls love it for some reason.

 

I will marry any girl who says she doesn't like the movie and thinks it's crap!

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Judging by a racy cover of Dakota Johnson, it seemed that sexuality promoted people to watch the movie.

At least it's better than this:

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I remember my last year of high school and when all the girls were screaming and reading the books.

I don't know a single guy who likes this movie or books but I know 99% of girls who do. And this isn't some romantic movie like, "I love you", "I love you too."

This is like crazy, dirty, sick stuff in it. It's like porn with some kind of creepy background story and girls love it for some reason.

I only know about the book from my coworker who's a big fan of the book, and from a couple of funny videos of people reading the book.

So this is officially the newest Twilight, but nastier? Wow, now I feel really sorry for the guys dragged in to watch this movie.

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So this is officially the newest Twilight, but nastier? Wow, now I feel really sorry for the guys dragged in to watch this movie.

I know right.

 

If there is any time to break up with your girlfriends guys, now is the time. 

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I know right.

If there is any time to break up with your girlfriends guys, now is the time.

Thankfully for me, I haven't got one yet! :D

Here's a review to let you guys with girlfriends know what you're in for.

May the Lord have mercy on your souls.

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Well the good thing about this movie is that I'm entering it as evidence in my upcoming sexual harrasment court case-

"See! I'm not a dangerous obsessive! I'm Romantic!"

*this is a joke. I am not going to court for sexual harrassment.... not this time anyhow*

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Girl friends? Who needs those when you can have doujinshi girls am I right?

Jokes aside if im correct wasn't fifty shades of grey a twilight fan fiction with just the occupations and names changed right? So pretty much we  fan fiction being made into a movie? Now I know why we loose our brain cells at night.

Call me biased on this because I am an anime fan but I feel we could show anime movies in movie theaters and it be more popular then that. If I want to see two hours of sex I  will just play harem party well eating popcorn and laugh at the nonsensical dialogue since with that there is at least a sense of comedy with it.

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My girlfriend didn't like it :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

She is a keeper!

Don't screw up Orpo xD

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My girlfriend didn't like it :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Nice! You two are going to be happy together mate. ;)

 

BTW coincidentally, I just experienced Grim Fandango. What a great game to celebrate Valentine's Day, even though it's filled with a lot of trial and errors unless you know what to do.

 

 

 

Jokes aside if im correct wasn't fifty shades of grey a twilight fan fiction with just the occupations and names changed right? So pretty much we  fan fiction being made into a movie? Now I know why we loose our brain cells at night.

Call me biased on this because I am an anime fan but I feel we could show anime movies in movie theaters and it be more popular then that. If I want to see two hours of sex I  will just play harem party well eating popcorn and laugh at the nonsensical dialogue since with that there is at least a sense of comedy with it.

 

Yep. Apparently all you need to do to make shitloads of money is to make a porn fan fiction of a shitty disgrace to vampires everywhere, change the characters and have BDSMs. 

 

Sadly showing anime movies isn't going to be more popular. Nowadays it's all about looking at stupid romance movies because the movie theatre is dominated by teenage girls who loves to see those things. I fear for the rest of humanity.

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Nice! You two are going to be happy together mate. ;)

 

BTW coincidentally, I just experienced Grim Fandango. What a great game to celebrate Valentine's Day, even though it's filled with a lot of trial and errors unless you know what to do.

Playing it again right now :D

It's worth of notice that i'm stuck again on the same point i got stuck a lot of times when i played it on my old win98. XD

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Playing it again right now :D

It's worth of notice that i'm stuck again on the same point i got stuck a lot of times when i played it on my old win98. XD

Which part was it? Year 2? Year 3? So many parts in this game can cause that. Good thing the game has great humorous dialogues to make it all enjoyable.

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Just show yuri or yaoi I say it and half of the girls I know instantly tackle hug me being like "Beach where's the yaoi! -3-" and I just cower in fear x.x

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Which part was it? Year 2? Year 3? So many parts in this game can cause that. Good thing the game has great humorous dialogues to make it all enjoyable.

The freaking betting stub, i finally remembered the day poor Sanspoof passed away.

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I think most of us can agree that this would be an infinitely better movie:

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Turns out the movie has made $266.4 million as of right now, and it'll surely rise.

I am now officially scared for the future of the film industry, mankind and the fates of people who will surely be dragged to the next 2, or 3 movies coming.

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According to this:

 

People booed at the ending.

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According to this:

People booed at the ending.

There you go. And yet more people still watch the movie till it makes millions!

Does the ending involves the main girl finally leaving the asshole after all the whipping she received?

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