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20, Season of the Colossus, 1328 AE - 18 October 2015 of the Gregorian

One very fine day in Gendarran Fields would forever be remembered in the history of the people in the region – unless the history of Tyria would forget the memory of the scene. The vast fields were known for the settlements of Ascalon residents moving from the Fields of Ascalon to reside in the eastern regions that bordered Kryta and Ascalon. The lush fields were also the gateway into entering Snowden Drifts close to the homelands of the norn, Hoelbrak. The residents there in Gendarran Fields were used to the assaults of the centaur tribes that reside there – which would either be repelled by the Lionguards stationed there, the Vigil army close by at the Vigil Headquarters, or some passing heroes and guild members of various clans of Tyria – the most numerous would be The Angry Army stationed at First Haven Outpost.

However, one fine day (where everything began with tentacle porn), a rather strange and rather funny scene would envelop the region, into which the residents would famously recount and remember the scenario with the term “Runaway Asuran Bride.”

As the centaur tribes and the Lionguards were fighting and trying their best to take over Ascalon Settlements in Gendarran fields – the screams of the residents cowering and the shouts of both soldiers and centaurs clashing blades and shields and defending themselves, they were so into the whole fight, when a rather humorous scene happened that made everyone stop.

“Leave me alone!!!”

A sudden, mousey squeak that was as loud as any horn, emanated from one corner of the section.

Both centaurs and soldiers looked at the source of the scene, only to find a diminutive and rather small female asura running and squeaking in terror, her small legs running as fast as she could. She was decked in a rather bright colored wedding attire as she was fleeing as best as she could, running to and fro from something that was chasing her.

Behind her, an even stranger occurrence was going on. The asura was chased not by any creature, but by two rather cuddly, cute and adorable looking dolls, with one yelling “GIVE ME A HUG!!!” as they pursued the asura in the wedding dress.

“Why are you running away from two, very cute, very adorable dolls?”

“They are nightmare fuel!” The asuran squeaked, making her way off forward as fast as she could possibly take herself, shouting off profanities and curses. “They are the epitome of all that is evil! They are two of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse! They are the Herald and the Anti-Christ!”

The whole scene managed to stump both armies silent and froze them in place. Residents, centaurs and Lionguards stood still and watched the asura squealed and shouted to get away and squealing like a skritt on drugs as the two Christmas themed dolls gave chase. They ducked, they fled, the pursued each other around the settlements, ducking under centaur hooves and human legs as they chased each other around, before the asura went off towards the gates and exited herself – with the two doll giving chase.

You could swear the whole town went drop dead silent, you could drop a needle on the ground and hear it fall, for a full minute.

“You know what, human…” One centaur managed to say quietly, as he dropped his arms and lowered his weapons. “I think I don’t want to fight anymore…”

“Yeah.” The Lionguard said in reply, face sullen and blank as he did the same with his sword and shield. “I think I had enough for the day. Let’s call it off for now…”

The centaur army did just that, lowering their weapons just as the guards did the same, before dispersing away from the settlement – feeling a little bit puzzled, a little jaded and very confused and befuddled as to what had went on earlier on.

Why was an asura running away from two dolls?

I guess no one would actually find an explanation as to why that was happening. Legends and word of mouth say that the event happened all around the Gendarran Fields, where most people would say the exact same thing; that an asura wearing a wedding dress was running away from two Christmas toys. Some say that the happening occurred due to a gathering of the usual guild at First Haven and the craziness began there at the fort. Some say that the asura was getting married in an arranged fashion, shotgun style and was not having any of it.

No one would ever know about Runaway Asura Bride.

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Hey, *I* didn't swear, but yes, in-character my ranger would have been shouting every profanity she knew, in any language :P Beyond that, I'm amazed you remembered my protests in that much detail XD

DIAF, Senju! :P

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Hey, *I* didn't swear, but yes, in-character my ranger would have been shouting every profanity she knew, in any language :P Beyond that, I'm amazed you remembered my protests in that much detail XD

DIAF, Senju! :P

 

Never underestimate the ability of a writer and a roleplayer in remembering details.

 

That, or you can just open your twitch stream and listen to it in verbatim. meaning never underestimate a writer in wanting the details.

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Stalker :P (jk!!!)

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Never underestimate the ability of a writer and a roleplayer in remembering details.

 

That, or you can just open your twitch stream and listen to it in verbatim. meaning never underestimate a writer in wanting the details.

I apparently also over-estimated your laziness ;)

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