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My Batman v Superman review.

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Shit gets blown up.

Two famous superheroes fight.

Wonder Woman (wrong casting decision) does nothing.

Lex Luthor does nothing.

Doomsday is the Rhino of this movie.

Should've fucking adapt The Dark Knight Returns.

0/10 avoid like the plague

 

This review is dedicated to Kaz32, who normally does movie reviews.

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Not that bad really 

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13 minutes ago, Killzone said:

Not that bad really 

Why thank you. It took me a while to type this review and I thought it would be shit.

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Oh nooo you review is fine what i am saying is  i loved the movie 

I loved it in my opinion they did not f it up i could say more and i will but my score 8/10

 

 

 

Really sorry here spoilers

 

 lets start with superman death yes i was surprised but i know what coming next DARKSIDE!!!!! and superman will be bought back by batman and the gang to fight him or darkside will bring him back as an dark warrior. i understand why joe is mad but i think most of it is the fact the had superman die and doomsday. 

 

doomsday at first he was shit like shreck put through a lead machine but in the fight he does change and that good all spiky and shit yaa

 

jessies isenburg was ok but i understand the route they were going this lex is a character caught in his fathers shadow  and it hurts him he was obvisioluly shuned as a child by him and in a way he not only resents him but idilese him. yes he is not lex but its like even he knows that himself and i like that

 

 

 

 

 

loved every minute i belive this film got way to harsh  a response ben afleck look the most hurt

 

i loved it but i know this film will spilt the internet. I think joe yet again was way to harsh and yes Jessie  is not good at times like i was laughing at the prision scene and the fight between the two titans was good. Fight scenes were glorious and music hans zimeer you fing geinus tremendous marvel should learn from sound design when it comes to characters introduction and build up well done hans zimeer  batman was great, wonder woman was great but a little underutilzed understandable of course. I dont get you Jessie part he orchestrated the entire fight

 

 

 

 

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Superman is Jesus.

 

I don't normally get upset by misrepresentations like this, but this film was just DRENCHED in symbolism. No accident it was released on Good Friday and to be honest it sickens me.

 

On the plus side, Batflek was actually good and the best parts of the movie were of him wooping everyone's butt! Jeremy Irons was also great as Alfred!

The obvious metaphors aside this movie was exactly what I expected: DC trying to make a Marvel Avenger's Movie without actually knowing how or why those movies actually worked in the first place.

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Are you a strong Christian because to me the ideas they put forward make a lot of sense like when neil degrese Titan came on the screen to me it does not anoy me because that is how we would see such a being many people see the saviour because louis lane said this is all some people have 

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On 3/26/2016 at 1:49 PM, Killzone said:

Are you a strong Christian because to me the ideas they put forward make a lot of sense like when neil degrese Titan came on the screen to me it does not anoy me because that is how we would see such a being many people see the saviour because louis lane said this is all some people have 

 

I can definitely understand that, and to be honest things like this normally don't bother me. But for this particular movie it was so "in-your-face" I just couldn't stand it.

I suppose a part of it is that personally I don't think God fits into a box of anyone's fashioning, which is probably why people have been talking about it for generations. What we see in media or even in church is just a reflection of the real. It's the whole "through a glass darkly" concept. As mortal beings we can't truly grasp the concept that immortal and...wait a minute, that is Superman. :blink:

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