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DoctorEvil

Hello, I'm DoctorEvil, a Council Man

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[begin Haiku Mode:]
 

In the beginning--
Fighting the eternal war
Upon Guild Wars 2,
 

Fought we in Stonemist;
The castle we claimed for
The Army of Joe.
 

Wearing red and black,
We moved to Auraxis
To fight our new foe.
 

There events we held,
Galaxies were lit aflame,
Flashes ran to ruin.
 

In forums of old,
The spam was never-ending,
Yet still we banned.


Rebirth upon us--
The Army marches again,
Doctor Evil goes.


Also I wait for
Star Citizen and Hex with
hopeful excitement.


Crap, someone help me
Stop talking in damn Haikus
 

[End Haiku Mode:]
 

Phew.

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I sincerly apologize for my late introduction to you Doc. Been busting my ass all day updating and improving my natural greeting in different languages for the new members and recruits. Anyways I digress, It's a pleasure to meet you Commander DoctorEvil.

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Salute DoctorEvil!

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*Is reading this while standing in Stonemist castle*

Hellllo and Greeeeetings DoctorEvil :D

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Hello Doc, Looking forward to good battles and good times!

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Roses are red

violets are blue

wish i could haiku half as good as you...

(I only know shitty poems, sadly)

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i only wish i came up with it first

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Greetings Doctor Evil, Best intro i seen so far haha

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roses are red voilets are purple... wait a minute... Just come back to me later I'll think of something...

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/spies your pic 

Damn it Zharkov! Keep your nerdy science labs away from my territory, or I'm going to have to bring out the mind wo- I mean, the native fungus might decide to attack your base because its so.. polluting. Yeah, that's it. 

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Well Hello There DoctorEvil.That was the best introduction ive seen

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Welcome to the AJSA. It's great to have you on the site. 

Top Quality introduction by the way. I got a good laugh out of it 

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Love your haiku mate. See you on the battlefield :)

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