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Kaz32

Dora The Explorer will have a live action movie...... WAT??

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http://collider.com/dora-the-explorer-movie-michael-bay/

.......................... Are you fucking shitting me?

 

Apparently this film is produced by Michael Bay's production company, but Michael Bay himself is not the one producing it. Which...... you know that's actually an interesting thought. If he's producing the film, I bet he's going to have the animals be CGI like all hell, most likely the film will have a lot explosions, and Dora will be played by Megan Fox. Which is WRONG! OH GOD IT'S SO WRONG!!!! How can you turn a children's show into a Bay bullshit fest?? 

 

Buuuut thankfully Bay himself is not involved, thank the Lord for that. The film will not star Dora as a 7 year old, but will instead be her as a teenager....... ok? And the film will be written by Nicholas Stoller. AKA that guy who wrote the Muppets movie! And Captain Underpants. And Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, which I personally like because it's so hilariously dumb. And..... Zoolander 2..... which is one of the worst piece of crap I have ever seen that destroys the first movie which is actually good.............

 

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All I got to say is........

 

 

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Actully, I think this would be kind of entertaining if Michael Bay was directly involved.

 

Dora the Explorer: Big Tits, Bigger Explosions!

An education in DUMB AND AWESOME!!!! YEAHHHHH!!!!

Hola amigos! This is Giza, and there are three Pyramids. Can you count them? 1..2...BLOW THEM THE FUCK UP!!!

 

It's to ridiculous to not find appealing.

 

EDIT: Was shown this and had to share it.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Shagger said:

 

 

 

You know what.....  I take it back.  A live action Dora just like this would be awesome!

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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I'm genuinely curious about who comes up with ideas like this.
"Let's make a children's cartoon into a live action movie! It'll be brilliant!"

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1 hour ago, Laserrifle125 said:

I'm genuinely curious about who comes up with ideas like this.
"Let's make a children's cartoon into a live action movie! It'll be brilliant!"

 

Well hold on........ there's plenty of of live action movies based of kids shows from these people that have worked out.........

 

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...... Ok not the best examples but others have adapted them very well......

 

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....... DAMMIT their even worse!!!  Well maybe they were based on shows that were aimed at an audience too young for a live action film to present itself seriously enough.  I'm sure if you had a show that was able to appeal just as much to adults that you could adapt it successfully in to a........

 

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........SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

OK... no... there is no hope for this movie!

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1 hour ago, Crazycrab said:

 

Well hold on........ there's plenty of of live action movies based of kids shows from these people that have worked out.........

 

Transformers07.jpg  Transformers_Age_of_Extinction_Poster.jp    Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_film_July_2

 

...... Ok not the best examples but others have adapted them very well......

 

Scooby-Doo_poster.jpg   Alvin_and_the_Chipmunks2007.jpg   Dragonballposternewty5-1.jpg

 

....... DAMMIT their even worse!!!  Well maybe they were based on shows that were aimed at an audience too young for a live action film to present itself seriously enough.  I'm sure if you had a show that was able to appeal just as much to adults that you could adapt it successfully in to a........

 

The_Last_Airbender_Poster.png

 

........SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

OK... no... there is no hope for this movie!

Oh no.......I remember the horrors..... the horrors of those....... abominations..... especially Dragon Ball Ev....... Ev........ THAT IS NOT DRAGON BALL! YOU CANNOT TURN GOKU INTO A HORMONE FILLED TEENAGER WHO WANTS TO BANG CHI2! AND YOU DO NOT TURN THE KAMEHAMEHA INTO A RESURRECTION TOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MOVIE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?????

 

The bright thing is there are indeed good live action films based on a kids show, so not all hope is lost!

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But unfortunately those films are in the 1980s and 90s. Nothing good has come since...... WELL that ain't exactly true. I like the first Michael Bay Transformers film, and the TMNT Out of the Shadows film.

 

 

This Dora film is going to suck horribly. Let us prepare to have yet another children's show get destroyed.

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