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Shagger

Xbox One can see your junk!!!!!

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In a tech demo conducted by Fast Company Design's Mark Wilson the the Kinect seemed to show of a bit more than he intended!!!  The IR Sensor on the Kinect was sensitive enough to show a clear outline of his penis.  A subsequent article from IGN denounced this claiming the the Kinect is not capable of seeing through clothing but I think the evidence speaks for itself.  I know I should find this disturbing but right now I just think it's hilarious!!!  Ii'l leave links to the "junk" I just mentioned!!!

http://pixelenemy.com/xbox-one-kinect-sensor-is-now-so-powerful-that-it-can-see-your-penis/

http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/11/20/microsoft-kinect-cannot-see-through-clothing

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Microsoft still wants to establish an intimate kinection with players

 

This kinda reminds me of something else I saw. I saw the Occulus Rift used to make a porn simulation. With real thrusting action (Sounds like an action figure commercial). I'm not gonna post any links here though.

I'm gonna have to immediately get it for future fapping

er- I mean... I'm gonna have to get it for the amazing virtual gaming.

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Kinect is so powerful it can see womens breasts.

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Oh wait.

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If anyone saw South Park's last episode. Just imagine George R.R. Martin playing with the Kinect.  :)  

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This is pretty sensationalistic journalism.  The whole point of the Kinect(2) is to combine two video images to create a stereo surface map and it will definitely accentuate shadow detail.  Notice how this guy's dick was not showing at the beginning of the video, if the Kinnect(2) could see through clothes we would see his dong the entire time.  More likely than not he moved in such a way where his pants became very tight over his member and as I mentioned, this newly created surface is going to show up with much more detail in a black & white surface map rendering.

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Wait until parents catch wind of this, my ESPN tells me some big time outrages are in the near future.

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This is pretty sensationalistic journalism.  The whole point of the Kinect(2) is to combine two video images to create a stereo surface map and it will definitely accentuate shadow detail.  Notice how this guy's dick was not showing at the beginning of the video, if the Kinnect(2) could see through clothes we would see his dong the entire time.  More likely than not he moved in such a way where his pants became very tight over his member and as I mentioned, this newly created surface is going to show up with much more detail in a black & white surface map rendering.

I think you'r right but, this is still an issue!!  Let's say if someone like Joe or some other lets player did a lets play using the IR feed. 

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OH SWEEEET!  

I hope one day the NSA will get to enjoy my donger 

It's a time of great innovation.

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I think you'r right but, this is still an issue!! Let's say if someone like Joe or some other lets player did a lets play using the IR feed.

you never know, it might attract more people to the channel :P

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"Hey girls, I'm having a party this weekend, we can drink and play some Kinect dancing games, make sure to wear something athletic!"

 

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Still waiting on my sexinect. What's the hold up?

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