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  1. QwiK liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in The AJSA's unofficial motivational rap!   
    = THE AJSA'S UNOFFICIAL MOTIVATIONAL RAP =

    A little motivational rap, designed to cheer up all the boys and girls over at the AJSA. Enjoy!
    ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
     
    Angry, that we are.
    Joe, that’s our leader.
    Show, which he’s running.
    Army, because we’re brethren.
     
    And this is, the AJSA’s, unofficial rap!
     
    You must remember who you’re speaking to,
    Tons! That’s a council member, along with Doctor Evil!
    But why are you trying to topple the masters, pupil?
    Didn’t nobody tell you what our motto is?
    Never give up, never surrender, victory or death!
    Fighting for better gaming, by gamers, for gamers,
    Zero bull, not null, that’s who, all action and reaction!
    Watch us take the show floor to another level,
    We’re inbound hot, like a boiling kettle!
    Reckle-essness, na na, we’re not about that,
    In shooters we’re all about the tactical domination, shooting ‘pop ‘pop!
     
    Welcome to the AJSA, proudly born in the US of A!
    With members from all shapes and sizes,
    Strong and united, determined to leave the opposition in shambles!
    That’s right, that’s right,
    One thing about us that you should know is,
    That we’re as tough as Other Joe’s biceps!
    But don’t worry, I’ll lead you up the steps to meet our commanders,
    Or our officers, all capable of leading us forward into battle,
    Angry Army! That’s our title!
    Cheering you up from the front-lines, not a poser from the sidelines,
    Your one and only comrade, the Colonel.
     

     
    =AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA=
  2. QwiK liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in The AJSA's unofficial motivational rap!   
    = THE AJSA'S UNOFFICIAL MOTIVATIONAL RAP =

    A little motivational rap, designed to cheer up all the boys and girls over at the AJSA. Enjoy!
    ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
     
    Angry, that we are.
    Joe, that’s our leader.
    Show, which he’s running.
    Army, because we’re brethren.
     
    And this is, the AJSA’s, unofficial rap!
     
    You must remember who you’re speaking to,
    Tons! That’s a council member, along with Doctor Evil!
    But why are you trying to topple the masters, pupil?
    Didn’t nobody tell you what our motto is?
    Never give up, never surrender, victory or death!
    Fighting for better gaming, by gamers, for gamers,
    Zero bull, not null, that’s who, all action and reaction!
    Watch us take the show floor to another level,
    We’re inbound hot, like a boiling kettle!
    Reckle-essness, na na, we’re not about that,
    In shooters we’re all about the tactical domination, shooting ‘pop ‘pop!
     
    Welcome to the AJSA, proudly born in the US of A!
    With members from all shapes and sizes,
    Strong and united, determined to leave the opposition in shambles!
    That’s right, that’s right,
    One thing about us that you should know is,
    That we’re as tough as Other Joe’s biceps!
    But don’t worry, I’ll lead you up the steps to meet our commanders,
    Or our officers, all capable of leading us forward into battle,
    Angry Army! That’s our title!
    Cheering you up from the front-lines, not a poser from the sidelines,
    Your one and only comrade, the Colonel.
     

     
    =AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA=
  3. QwiK liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in The AJSA's unofficial motivational rap!   
    = THE AJSA'S UNOFFICIAL MOTIVATIONAL RAP =

    A little motivational rap, designed to cheer up all the boys and girls over at the AJSA. Enjoy!
    ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
     
    Angry, that we are.
    Joe, that’s our leader.
    Show, which he’s running.
    Army, because we’re brethren.
     
    And this is, the AJSA’s, unofficial rap!
     
    You must remember who you’re speaking to,
    Tons! That’s a council member, along with Doctor Evil!
    But why are you trying to topple the masters, pupil?
    Didn’t nobody tell you what our motto is?
    Never give up, never surrender, victory or death!
    Fighting for better gaming, by gamers, for gamers,
    Zero bull, not null, that’s who, all action and reaction!
    Watch us take the show floor to another level,
    We’re inbound hot, like a boiling kettle!
    Reckle-essness, na na, we’re not about that,
    In shooters we’re all about the tactical domination, shooting ‘pop ‘pop!
     
    Welcome to the AJSA, proudly born in the US of A!
    With members from all shapes and sizes,
    Strong and united, determined to leave the opposition in shambles!
    That’s right, that’s right,
    One thing about us that you should know is,
    That we’re as tough as Other Joe’s biceps!
    But don’t worry, I’ll lead you up the steps to meet our commanders,
    Or our officers, all capable of leading us forward into battle,
    Angry Army! That’s our title!
    Cheering you up from the front-lines, not a poser from the sidelines,
    Your one and only comrade, the Colonel.
     

     
    =AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA AJSA=
  4. QwiK liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Mount & Blade (2016) Re-support Thread   
    Lets bring it back! 
  5. The Colonel liked a post in a topic by QwiK in Mount & Blade (2016) Re-support Thread   
    I HAD TO DO IT,I JUST HAD TO! But also because i want it and many others peoples too. But the title is too obvious to guess what i want so yea cant say much more.
     
    We had the game Officially Support in 2015 and at a certain point we decide to make a break for everyone for a few months,well that break is over. Let me briefly explain, firstly the main reason why i wanna bring back M&B to life is because its Sequel-Prequel, Bannerlord , is underway this year along a public beta testing (TBD). So it will be a perfect time to do so.
    Link to the older post--------­/ http://angryjoeshow.com/ajsa/topic/26120-mount-and-blade-napoleonic-wars/
    Link to the Steam Group ---------/ [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/AJSAMountBlade
     
    Although since its will be a support across all of the franchise (Warband,Bannerlord and its DLC's) i will have to remind you what are the strong points and dark ones that define what this franchise is all about.
     Strong Points:
    - Limitless mods support  ( I kid you not! Since the devs is mainly focusing on that.) 
    - Spot-on Dedicated Server support.With up to 200 players
    - Community still going strong after 6-7 years even when Bannerlord has not released yet.(Prepare your Wallets)
    - Playable on an Elder's computer (Although Bannerlord will required a more beefy pc.)
    - The DLC are totally worth it and add almost an infinite playtime (It like a game within a game!)
    - Its on sale regularly and its affordable. For the price its a steal for what your getting in return
    - In-game editor mode,so you can create maps,mods,textures, ect...) Link to a tutorial ----------/
    Darky Points (Not necessary bad)
    - Graphics are a joke,unless you turned up the setting to max, then it will look ok, but as i mentioned its really easy to run this game. (Bannerlord will kind of fix this with it new engine.)
    - Melee Combat is easy to learn but once you go into a real melee fight you will get reckt, that obviously not everyone but its hard to master.
    Events Ideas:
    - As i mentioned the franchise support countless mods that we can host events on,we just need a server and i know the exact man for that. Here a post showing couple examples: http://angryjoeshow.com/ajsa/topic/26951-mod-support-potential-event/
    -Some mods has a multiplayer support with some sort of progression system in it,keeping the players playing daily if they so choose.
     
    List of peoples that wanna be part of this soo far... (I do hate calling members like that)
    - QwiK (myself,Event Leader and PoC)
    - The Colonel
    - Ludium
    - Ancient
    - BlackOpsElf
    - Everyone Else...that have M&B in their library and would come eventually. 
    As i mentioned a lot of peoples is excited to see this game or the franchise as a whole being revived after those months of break. Now i want to make this dream come true so here come the obvious meme that you expected. 
     
    If you wish to assist me give me a head up and ill talk. Although 1 person running the events is enough unless im absent.
    Finally keep in mind im not the only PoC here, you can also talk to Balthazar,Conan and/or potentially Eiousx.
    Lets the fun Rebegin and most important its all about the game and us. - QwiK
  6. DoctorEvil liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in HELLDIVERS (PC)   
    *** FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY ***
     
     
    To: AJSA High Command
    From: UNDISCLOSED
     
    Ladies and gentlemen, I write this letter to you in hopes that my petition will get through. It's been a rough week on the front-lines. I've seen my fellow countrymen die for a cause, even my faith is wavering. The enemies of SUPER EARTH have thinned our numbers, but the recent strike we did to one of their major capitals has crippled them in return. I am not one to accept defeat that easily; call me stubborn. Nonetheless, I must insist you allow me this one wish. I require reinforcements at location UNDISCLOSED, at UNDISCLOSED hours.
     
    For all intents and purposes, I plead that you permit HELLDIVERS for PC to be granted unofficial-grade access. I overheard another soldier the other day talking about an event taking place for the PS4, but I'm stationed on PC... and you know I'm not heading back to the console war. I have my scars.
     
    Without anything else to say, I'll cut it short. Thanks for listening to this old war dog.
     
    Signed,
     
    The Colonel
     
    POST-LETTER DOCUMENT
     
    Points in favor:
    Will boost the morale of our troops. Also, motivation towards finding better, or simply, just enjoyable games to play. More rations of LiberTEA. Dynamic game mechanics can keep the AJSA HELLDIVERS community engaged thanks to its cooperative multiplayer. I volunteer to spearhead the assault. No need to wait until someone raises their hand. I'm here until you find someone better. HELLDIVERS has a discount of 30% on Steam as of date. Even without a discount, it's an arcade-priced game, accessible to anyone. This makes up for the low AJSA player count, so instead of scaring others with a large price tag, it encourages gamers to try it out. ​Points against:
    Small number of players (most seem to be lurking). It seems people know its available for PS4, but not PC (it is available for PC through Steam). Lobbies are restricted to 4 players. Might have to create squad-sized subgroup chats in TeamSpeak.  
    *** FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY ***

  7. DoctorEvil liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in HELLDIVERS (PC)   
    *** FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY ***
     
     
    To: AJSA High Command
    From: UNDISCLOSED
     
    Ladies and gentlemen, I write this letter to you in hopes that my petition will get through. It's been a rough week on the front-lines. I've seen my fellow countrymen die for a cause, even my faith is wavering. The enemies of SUPER EARTH have thinned our numbers, but the recent strike we did to one of their major capitals has crippled them in return. I am not one to accept defeat that easily; call me stubborn. Nonetheless, I must insist you allow me this one wish. I require reinforcements at location UNDISCLOSED, at UNDISCLOSED hours.
     
    For all intents and purposes, I plead that you permit HELLDIVERS for PC to be granted unofficial-grade access. I overheard another soldier the other day talking about an event taking place for the PS4, but I'm stationed on PC... and you know I'm not heading back to the console war. I have my scars.
     
    Without anything else to say, I'll cut it short. Thanks for listening to this old war dog.
     
    Signed,
     
    The Colonel
     
    POST-LETTER DOCUMENT
     
    Points in favor:
    Will boost the morale of our troops. Also, motivation towards finding better, or simply, just enjoyable games to play. More rations of LiberTEA. Dynamic game mechanics can keep the AJSA HELLDIVERS community engaged thanks to its cooperative multiplayer. I volunteer to spearhead the assault. No need to wait until someone raises their hand. I'm here until you find someone better. HELLDIVERS has a discount of 30% on Steam as of date. Even without a discount, it's an arcade-priced game, accessible to anyone. This makes up for the low AJSA player count, so instead of scaring others with a large price tag, it encourages gamers to try it out. ​Points against:
    Small number of players (most seem to be lurking). It seems people know its available for PS4, but not PC (it is available for PC through Steam). Lobbies are restricted to 4 players. Might have to create squad-sized subgroup chats in TeamSpeak.  
    *** FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY ***

  8. Ohgun liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Firaxis teams up with XCOM Long War modders to have mods available at launch for XCOM 2   
    Hell yeah.
     
    I'm so hyped for XCOM 2, that I'm glad that they chose to stick to a PC-only release. Hopefully their efforts come to fruition on launch day. Best devs I've seen, among a few others.
  9. The Colonel liked a post in a topic by Mexiguy in PC controller recommendations   
    Am I the only one playing with a Gamecube controller?
  10. Ohgun liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Hello Angry Army   
    Hello, Ohgun! Welcome to the AJSA, lad.
     
    Glad to see that you're studying what you love! Oh, I almost forgot to mention, you can regroup with us (those stationed on the PC front-line) by clicking right here! I'm pretty sure there's new threads to make about games you play. You never know, someone might be willing to play Warframe with you. 
  11. Solder liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Hello everyone!   
    There's plenty of front-lines to choose from, Solder! Hope to see you on PC. 
  12. Ohgun liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Hello Angry Army   
    Hello, Ohgun! Welcome to the AJSA, lad.
     
    Glad to see that you're studying what you love! Oh, I almost forgot to mention, you can regroup with us (those stationed on the PC front-line) by clicking right here! I'm pretty sure there's new threads to make about games you play. You never know, someone might be willing to play Warframe with you. 
  13. Killzone liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Suicide squad trailer ooooooooooooooooh my god   
    I'm fond of their acting, although I can't seem to find the right name for the blonde, shaggy-looking character. Besides him, everyone else looks great.
     
    Definitely, I'll see the film when it comes out. Jared Leto is fantastic, and I absolutely, now prefer Will Smith over everyone else when it comes to Deadshot's portrayal. Ooh Rah.
  14. Shagger liked a post in a topic by The Colonel in Introducing The Colonel!   
    Hello!
     
    - Who am I?
    As you can tell, the pseudonym I go by is "The Colonel". I'm a young man that's currently coursing his last year of high school, with plans of starting a journalism career afterwards. If I were to be brief about my own description, I'd say that I'm a down-to-earth guy, who's interests lie in literature, travel, adventure and video games (the last one was a total surprise, wasn't it?). I am a bit chatty, if you're willing to listen. I have a big heart, am compassionate, and if you so indulge in camaraderie, I'll be certain to stand by your side.
     
    - Why did I join the AJSA?
    I've been around, at least, in the sense that I've been viewing Sir Joe's videos far before his enormous rise in popularity (before the Xbox DRM rants). Well, I don't mean to disrespect; he was popular before, just not as much, well, that's what I think. I grew tired of just standing on the sidelines, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, through the means of joining a respectable, coherent and able community in which to enroll. Also, because of the respect I hold for the e-personality that Joe is, he's a man I look up to, a man that, humble enough, represents that gamer in each and one of us. That gamer wanting to be out there, doing interviews, casual, at times drinking a good beer or two, at times just being a pal. I suppose I do owe the AngryJoeShow for all the fun times, laughs and points it has drawn across the board.
     
    - What can we expect from you?
    Loyalty. Yet, not just that, loyalty can be just as easily bought as it can be obtained. Discipline, charisma, a heart - an overall fun time. 
    And hey, a hell of a good soldier too!
     
    This is The Colonel, reporting in for duty.