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  1. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Kaz32 in The Channel Awesome Meltdown   
    Wow..... that's surprisingly insightful of you Corporate. Must have spoken from experience amirite?? Oh wait that's just a line from the Dark Knight..... nevermind!
     
    I think that sentence needs more variations, like:
     
    You either live as a villain and then decided that it's better to be a hero so you die as a hero instead, or you live as a hero, decided "I'll be a villain cause being a hero's boring", then decided "well.... actually being a hero is nice. I'll be a hero again" cause life is full of unexpected change!  
     
     
    Well if Channel Awesome still decides to play the victim and post another stupid response, that'll accelerate the losses. That or posting a youtube video that still doesn't address the issues, which will go viral and get dislikes up the millions.
  2. Kaz32 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in The Channel Awesome Meltdown   
    This is why being a blind fanboy is never worth it. Every e-celeb seems to have a vile dark side.
    You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain
  3. rossdj4 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Was anyone else left angry by Dragon Age 2?   
    I don't think I've ever had to revisit the same cave every damn time as much as in Dragon Age 2.
    If Inquisition will be just like DA2, I will delete every single game on Gomly's PC.
  4. Nirvana liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Star Wars Battlefront Angry Review   
    Don't listen to Angry Joe gamers! All he tells you are lies! Buy this game now! And buy all the DLC that will come out too. It's the best Star Wars experience ever. Far better than the inferior Battlefront 2. Don't be greedy. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU need t!
  5. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Malphisto in The Division Angry Review   
    No, you really aren't. I apologize if I might sound brash here, but this is the recurring trend that keeps grinding my gears.
     
    "I found this boring."
    Why?
    "It just was."

    That is seriously the extent of what has been said here. You're drawing comparisons between the characters in Destiny to The Division and saying one is better than the other with literally NO reason why outside of "just because" and that irritates the crap out of me. How can anyone be a critic about anything when they themselves have zero basis for such allegations? I'm just so exhausted from seeing the same thing everywhere.
     
    You cared more about Dinklebot than Faye. But why? That reads a logic error, there is no reasoning behind this. It is a notion that cannot be understood nor disputed because there is no intellectual foundation for it. Yeah, of course no one is arguing because there is quite literally nothing to argue. Anything that anyone were to try and say in opposition to your statement would just as easily be dismissed by you saying "that's just how I felt." Literally anyone can say the exact same thing about anything. Geralt of Rivia could be awarded one of the best portrayed video game characters of all time and yet someone could just waltz up and be like "I hated him" and give no reason as to why they actually feel that way.
     
    Where are the standards, man?

    I mean its not just that, either. And if you want to say this is a matter of personal preference? That you prefer a tiny floating robot with like two moments of dry humor as opposed to an actual person with a more serious-minded character role? Then THAT is what you say. That's called clarification, your preference doesn't match up. But at no point in time does THAT rationale ever justify declaring the other character as being worse in comparison. At that point you're just being incredibly biased. Like how dare this other person not be the same as this other character.
     
    Or how about saying Vanilla Destiny offered more than this. Like wow, really? What exactly was there more of by comparison?

    Vanilla Destiny had...
    -Zero Context (You were dead, brought back to life with no reaction or background info given at all and then it was suddenly your job to kill aliens because...reasons?)
    -Small World (If you took the maps for Earth, the Moon, Venus and Mars and combined them, The Division would probably still be bigger)
    -Pointless NPCs (They were literally all just glorified Vendors. It took them until TTK which at that point was a $140 investment to finally get anything even remotely resembling what one would expect from NPCs in a story. And even then? I gave TTK a score of Nathan Fillion because he carried that entire storyline.)
    -Recycled Content (The Black Heart mission, Final Boss. Need I say more?)

    Now let's do a comparison, shall we?

    Vanilla Division has...
    -Story Context (You know why you are here, you find out why the others before you failed their mission and you are presented with clearly defined antagonists. Beginning, Middle and End)
    -Large World (I have the "preference" to explore game worlds and unlike Destiny, I found more reason and reward with The Division. The only reason to explore in Destiny was for Dead Ghosts to unlock more of the non-existent story that you wished was in the actual game and the stupid treasure chests which really didn't give anything worthwhile, as opposed to The Division which is filled with collectibles that likewise reward you upon completing said collections, serving to add more atmosphere to the game and overall plot, as well as all of the loot in the game all having some sort of purpose. Not to mention finding these random locked doors that need lockpicks to open to access more areas. Others may not care or have any interest in this sort of thing, but I personally like my games caring enough to give us explorers a nod)
    -Useful NPCs (Faye alone gives you more info than Dinklebot, the Stranger, the Speaker, the Awoken Queen and her brother AND the whole damn Guardian Vanguard Council combined. Jessica is your major insight for the virus itself and gives you leads to work off of to track down the source of the disaster as well as the cure. Paul works with you and Faye to understand more about what happened to the First Wave and eventually discover how everything went from bad to worse. Benitez is ever driving the hammer and giving your crusade against the other factions more emphasis and meaning. All of this conveyed to you with good voice acting on top of it all)
    -New Content (Yes, a Helicopter. Sorry it wasn't Metal Gear Rex or something instead. =P )
     
    There is a LOGICAL BASIS for saying that The Division is BETTER and offers MORE than Vanilla Destiny.
     
    Its not Sci-Fi? That's personal preference.
    Its people instead of aliens or robots? That's personal preference.
    Its not a First Person Shooter? That's personal preference.
    Its bullet sponges instead of being realistic? That's personal preference.
     
    Huge. Difference.
    Something not being a personal preference does not translate to "bad game" or "5/10". SCIENCE. Using the scientific method to render a logical conclusion. That is what I respect. That is what I expect from anyone who looks to give a review of anything.
  6. Shagger liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in AJSA's origin   
    The AJSA should just buy our new games!
  7. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by undeadslayer4 in AJSA movie   
    Will do
  8. undeadslayer4 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in AJSA movie   
    Is this still going on? Somebody hit me up with a PM please so I can give you my Skype?
  9. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Shagger in AJSA's origin   
    But I wanna buy a season pass first and THEN buy the game! Why do I have the option to buy the game first and then decide whether I want the DLC or not?
  10. Shagger liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in AJSA's origin   
    The AJSA should just buy our new games!
  11. undeadslayer4 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in AJSA movie   
    Nobody should make a movie or a game that antagonizes Corporate! We at Corporate try our best to rip you off,....I mean to give you the best value games EVER created. And you thank us by trying to make Corporate look evil? YOU GAMERS ARE SO GREEDY!!! We need to win our bread somehow don't we? Damn you gamers! DAMN YOU AND BUY DLC!!!
  12. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Cameron in Angry Joe's Battlefront stream gets Ddos'd due to negative comments ....   
    Well deserved in a weird way, since Joe got in a hissy fit over the season pass, and told us we shouldn't support these practises, and then he goes and buys the game anyway. Stick to your guns. Hypocritical as hell. We have Fallout, Tomb Raider and BOIII out now. There are other options. This is the type of thing that makes me not trust Joe anymore
  13. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Cameron in Angry Joe's Battlefront stream gets Ddos'd due to negative comments ....   
    Except with the massive amount of other games that are out, after he freaked out about the season pass, why not set an example, and not give EA his money, and review something else instead?
     
    It was an opportunity to stand up and practise what he preached. But Joe probably assumed a Battlefront review will get more views than the other games, and knows he gets to make a 35 minute video of him yelling about the crap, so why does principals matter?
  14. undeadslayer4 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in AJSA movie   
    Why would anybody want to fight Corporate Commander? He is a generous leader. Not only does he provide everyone with quality content, but he also gives many people jobs. Stop being so negative about Corporate! We have to make our bread somehow!
  15. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Jayson's Rage in Forgive me Lord Joe for i have sinned   
    If you know you're gonna get the game anyways, preorder. There's nothing wrong with that. If there's shady shit going on, don't. *coung*deusexbullshit*cough*
  16. Shagger liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Forgive me Lord Joe for i have sinned   
    Don't listen to him gamers! Pre-Order every game. He is just a bit sad that he can't play more Halo than he already does! He is so sad about it that he doesn't want you guys to pre-order stuff so he can pre-order it all himself!
     
    Pre-order our games! Yoooooooooooouuuuuuuuu need it!
  17. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by TracyJackson in Forgive me Lord Joe for i have sinned   
    I have every Halo games, and have spent over 120 hours on every Halo games...especially Halo 3, which I've logged close to 500hrs in it.
    I know that I will play Halo...if it's good, if it's bad, I'll still be playing it for a couple hundreds hours in the end. So that's why I preordered Halo 5...but yeah, people need to be careful with this. Don't preorder games that you are iffy about...just DON'T!
  18. Shagger liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in One Life, A Game That Locks You Out When You Die   
    Corporate approves!
  19. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Demonbane775 in Forgive me Lord Joe for i have sinned   
  20. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Ancient in Corporate needs your help! Name the worst game you know that is available on Steam (You will play it Kaz32!)   
    This thread amuses me so much lol
  21. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Orpo in John Bain's (a.k.a. TotalBiscuit) cancer returns, estimates has 2-3 years to live   
    I almost feel sorry for that poor Cancer, TB's gonna kick his sorry ass in a brutal fashion.
  22. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Cameron in Lack of reviews   
    I will say their movies reviews are brutally bad lol.
  23. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Demonbane775 in Corporate needs your help! Name the worst game you know that is available on Steam (You will play it Kaz32!)   
    Imma stream Killing Floor 2 until that "Incident" occurs....Actually I need to make some phone calls first. 
  24. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Laserrifle125 in Corporate needs your help! Name the worst game you know that is available on Steam (You will play it Kaz32!)   
    I have nukes and apocalypses tanks, your threats are pointless.
  25. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Demonbane775 in Corporate needs your help! Name the worst game you know that is available on Steam (You will play it Kaz32!)   
    I can't stream OR record it, due to OBS refusing to work with it. I'd assume it's something to do with how the "Dev" literally just ripped it straight out of Unity and stuck it on the store, therefore there's some kind of conflicts between them. It's weird, I've never seen any other game do this.