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  1. BSB liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in What kind of players piss you the hell off?   
    Oh, that is rather easy. The ones with improper spelling that complain about the stupidity of their team mates. I can't help but want to tear them apart for such idiocy. Something that can ruin my gaming experience in a split second is when I see the chat window flash and then read this: "You is noobz". That makes my blood boil. 
  2. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by TrueJake in Recruit TrueJake reporting in!   
    Sup AJSA!
     
    New guy here from Seattle, WA. After this last weekend playing the ESO beta, I was browsing youtube when I stumbled upon AngryJoe's channel and his thoughts on the ESO beta. Needless to say he mentioned the AngryArmy and an ESO clan/division; and I was sold. 
    The name's Jake. I'm a 23 yr old Motor Generator and Steam Turbine Electrician from Washington state. I've been gaming since I first got my hands on a SNES and Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo and never looked back. If you guys have need of another clan mate and can put up with my obsession for electricity then I'm your man.
    Cheers,
    TrueJake

  3. Ysnar liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in corporate commander strikes my childhood   
    Nonsense! The new image of the Lego franchise has been made to appease a wider audience. Our beloved Corporate Commander, in his eternal wisdom, has decided that we can earn more dollars by injecting pop culture jokes into the games and adding pristine pop songs to the sound track.
     
    What fan wouldn’t approve of seeing Lego bricks being moved around while Lady Gaga is singing her latest hit? Corporate Commander has spoken and we will obey, we need more talking Lego bricks and to lose the witty image. Lego will be more serious and grim.
     
    I can already hear the money pouring in!
  4. Ysnar liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in corporate commander strikes my childhood   
    Nonsense! The new image of the Lego franchise has been made to appease a wider audience. Our beloved Corporate Commander, in his eternal wisdom, has decided that we can earn more dollars by injecting pop culture jokes into the games and adding pristine pop songs to the sound track.
     
    What fan wouldn’t approve of seeing Lego bricks being moved around while Lady Gaga is singing her latest hit? Corporate Commander has spoken and we will obey, we need more talking Lego bricks and to lose the witty image. Lego will be more serious and grim.
     
    I can already hear the money pouring in!
  5. Ysnar liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in corporate commander strikes my childhood   
    Nonsense! The new image of the Lego franchise has been made to appease a wider audience. Our beloved Corporate Commander, in his eternal wisdom, has decided that we can earn more dollars by injecting pop culture jokes into the games and adding pristine pop songs to the sound track.
     
    What fan wouldn’t approve of seeing Lego bricks being moved around while Lady Gaga is singing her latest hit? Corporate Commander has spoken and we will obey, we need more talking Lego bricks and to lose the witty image. Lego will be more serious and grim.
     
    I can already hear the money pouring in!
  6. Ysnar liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in corporate commander strikes my childhood   
    Nonsense! The new image of the Lego franchise has been made to appease a wider audience. Our beloved Corporate Commander, in his eternal wisdom, has decided that we can earn more dollars by injecting pop culture jokes into the games and adding pristine pop songs to the sound track.
     
    What fan wouldn’t approve of seeing Lego bricks being moved around while Lady Gaga is singing her latest hit? Corporate Commander has spoken and we will obey, we need more talking Lego bricks and to lose the witty image. Lego will be more serious and grim.
     
    I can already hear the money pouring in!
  7. BSB liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in What kind of players piss you the hell off?   
    Oh, that is rather easy. The ones with improper spelling that complain about the stupidity of their team mates. I can't help but want to tear them apart for such idiocy. Something that can ruin my gaming experience in a split second is when I see the chat window flash and then read this: "You is noobz". That makes my blood boil. 
  8. Trackrise liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Starcraft 2   
    While Starcraft surly is a great game, I lack the ability to be everywhere on the screen at once and I STINK at micromanaging. You will probably find a lot of talented SC players inside the community but I am not one of them. You will find me in the section of SHAME.
  9. Superguyko liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in What do you think about censorship in gaming and other forms of art?   
    As far as I am concerned, the democratic right to freely express yourself in any medium you desire (within legal limitations) should not be removed due to people taking offense. A game programmer could produce a game centered around shooting children and beating them to death afterwards, I might find that very distasteful and I would personally find it very disgusting however that fact that I take offense should in my opinion not matter at all. You know how my offense will affect the game? Simply, I won't be buying it and I won't be talking about it. 
     
    The freedom to express ourselves is sacred in my eyes. Concepts such as "good taste" should not but a limitation on our imagination. 
  10. Lossar liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Top 5 YouTube channels?   
    1. TheSpoonyExperiment. (Primarily because of his Counter Money series, I will latch unto anything that talks about Pen and Paper games.)
     
    2. The Angry Joe Show.
     
    3. Atop the Fourth Wall.  
     
    4. Atop the Fourth Wall. (Ah, Linkara.)  
     
    5. Brad Jones. (One can only love such a cynical mind.)
     
    You might be wondering why Joe isn't the first person on my list? Well, I am a fanatic when it comes to games such as D&D and Pathfinder, gaming does come second when compared to those hobbies. Please, refrain from cutting me into pieces because of it. 
  11. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Pssst… A1. Corporate Commander is currently testing our henchmen's ability to senselessly buy whatever we release with the word Fifa slapped across the disk. 
  12. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Content ID.... Why wont you die?   
    Encompassing a single individual, even an immortal being is a simple task. Ensure that he is incapable of movement through some restricting means, chains, rope or even by locking him inside a block of concrete. We dump him underground and wait for the earth to swallow him whole. He might escape eventually but at such a timeframe we have already conquered all of Earth.
     
    Angry Joe will be nothing but a whisper, told from corporate employed parents to corporate educated children.
     
    You will be nothing but boogeymen. 
  13. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Heh… Ha…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA.
     
    *Topples over in a crazy fit of laughter, banging his hand against the floor like a madman. His face grows slightly red but he keeps laughing.*
     
    "Never."
  14. Corporate Agent liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Hmh, there is a peculiar amount of persons near one of our warehouses.
     
    OPEN FIRE, AGENTS! 
  15. Badguy292 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent A2 in Killing Floor?   
    Wait a second. Stealing kills is a thing in Killing Floor? I always figured that no matter what enemy you killed it was for the betterment of the team, seeing as killing a single zed in Killing Floor doesn't require that much planning nor work. You click a button twice and one of those bastards drops to the floor, filled with steaming hot lead.
  16. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Anyone Think EA might change?   
    We are working as intendet!!!
    Now buy our DLC!!!
    Obey Corporate!!!

  17. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Anyone Think EA might change?   
    Oh we have sweet things. Very sweet things.
     
    How do you know,...you never touched the cape!!!
    We have some good games you have to play. Don't listen to that guy from the spooky-division.
    He just wants to spoil the fun for you!!!
    Now come with us 7thFrost. I'll promise it won't hurt!!!
  18. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Anyone Think EA might change?   
    Those magnificent goggles!!!
  19. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Your bullets can't penetrate our clothes made out of your money!!!
  20. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Corporate will destroy you, your Angry Army and your commander.
    You cannot escape your destiny!!!
     
    This seems legit,...because we've got to have MONEEEY!!!!
    But if you betray us, we will make ODLC for CoD: Ghosts!!!

  21. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    A new game will be released!!!
     
    XCOM: ENEMY RETRIBUTION RIDE
     
    IGN alreay gave it a 12/10!!!
    It will have the "Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black"-DLC's which change the sounds of everything into their Music and Voices.
    This just fit perfectly to this series!!!
    PRE-ORDER IT NOW AND GET 1 FREE EMPTY WALLET!!!
  22. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    This minion that Demon Joe recruited for his plans....I like his ideas.
    But why keep only the color to DLC!!! They will have to buy DLC to even play the games they already own!!!
    Money?!?!
    NEED IT!!!
    Those angry-soldier-fools and their little-Commander Joe will obey us!!!
  23. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    ......The pony hunt is opened!!!
    Good thing we own all banks and can get our money back!!! And good thing we still have our toilet paper made out of money!!!
    Hmm,...toilet paper....we could make a game out of that!!!
     
    (Attention to all agents. We have raised a bounty on the head of Aridan. 100000$ for him. We want him alive!!! He will be used as a test subject later on!!!)
     
    SHEEP!!! OBEY US!!!

  24. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Good thing that the NSA belongs to us. Thanks to you we can finally start the purge against all non-Corporate-people!!!
    And it wasn't animal abuse!!! The monkeys had fun!!! That's why they bashed their heads against the wall!!!
  25. Corporate Agent A2 liked a post in a topic by Corporate Agent in Corporate's gifts. Time to make a wish!!!   
    Don't worry. We'll just bribe them and blame it on the Angry Army!!!
    You just have to get out that roll of toilet paper!!!